Top 10 Bizarre Animal Sex Facts

The Top Ten
1 When male bees mate, their sexual organs explode, causing them to die
2 During mating season, lions have sex 20-40 times a day

Lame, I do it over 50 times a day.

What a bunch of virgins.

3 Female ducks can tighten their vagina muscles so male penises can't get in
4 Female pandas only get horny for a 24 to 72 hour period once a year

Meanwhile I get horny for 72 to 420 hour period once a day.

5 Male barnacles have one of the longest penises, relative to their size, of any animal

So whenever you feel confident about your size, just remember there's always one that is bigger. In this case, it's a random sea urchin chilling in the depths of the ocean.

False, mine is longer.

6 Ocelots breed every other year

Don't some animals do that too?

7 Female squid don't have vaginas

That's interesting

8 Male snakes have two penises and only use one at a time for sex

So they are players, huh?

9 Female snakes can store sperm for up to 5 years
10 Velvet worms have their genitalia on their head

How did I end up here?

The Contenders
11 The female spotted hyena's genitals are similar to that of the male
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