Top Ten Bizarre Compliments to Give to a Complete Stranger

Kids, I hope you haven't got any ideas from this. I certainly haven't...
The Top Ten
1 You're smelly, stupid, awkward, and you obviously think you have a way with the ladies. I like that.
2 I'm sure a person of your distinct qualities will have a love life. One day, you'll meet a very nice mental patient.
3 Wow, how do you get those teeth to be an individual shade of beige?
4 You have lovely eyes. They look like they've been salted and fed upon by rats.

This remind me about the game Dishonored for some reason. Anyways, very funny!

5 People often say within two minutes of meeting me that I'm creepy. You haven't yet, and that must make you a wonderful human being.

I am most definitely not creepy by the way.

6 That's a really nice set of condoms you're buying.
7 Forgive me for being so bold, but I think it's astonishing how you've broken away from all of society's obscene gender roles with those excellent breasts.
8 You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

If a total stranger said this to me I'd still laugh. It's just plain funny!
You've done it again, Pos!

This is a great list, Positron!

9 That was a beautiful fart you just made.

Haha! I did see it before. I was just trying to be a grown up and tried to ignore it... But I couldn't resist coming back to vote! I'm sorry for being childish but there is something extremely funny about THAT word!

I like how you put the word " beautiful " It just makes it more awkward! Great list Positron!

No one show this to Britgirl! She will die laughing!

10 You look like a potato, but I'm sure you're wonderful in the sack.

Always love a good pun

The Contenders
11 You're so blue that you're greener than purple. I like that.
12 Your shoe size is three and a half? You certainly act like it.
13 Got a selection of good things on sale, stranger!
14 Nice makeup, for a clown
15 I love how you like to dance, but I think you should look at the mirror, just a little.

It kinda changes topics, just a little.

16 You are one really hoopy frood.
17 John Cena would love to kill you.
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