Top Ten Bizarre and Elaborate Ways To Get RichPositronWildhawk
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There is, however, a small catch. You'd have to buy in excess of 11 billion lottery tickets to ensure mathematically that you get the right combination. So it may not be worth the expense. Or the time. - PositronWildhawk
If I opened my account 100 years ago and put a penny in, I'd have £1.32 roughly in the present day. And for that, the interest rate would have to be pretty damn high. So put a significantly large amount in, or go even further back. But first, invent the time machine. - PositronWildhawk
I love this idea! - funnyuser
I really like this idea... So bad it's not possible... Sigh.
10 was so sudden that it got me laughing real hard... Lolo!
(I hope I'm not gonna get this comment trashed because of all the crazy new words I'm making! )
God bless. - HezarioSeth
Now this one, this might just work. - PositronWildhawk
Do a bet that you know you will win. Quick cash!
I personally wouldn't want to go through all of those papers. - PositronWildhawk
Maybe wait until cloning is perfected. You'll never get a break otherwise. - PositronWildhawk
Maybe except all those food jobs. - funnyuser
No idea how you'd manage this, or how you'd get away with it, but if it worked, you'd be pretty damn rich as a result! - PositronWildhawk
Imagine the conversation first.
"Hey, buddy, what's your blood type? "
"A+. Why do you ask? "
"Can I just give you a mild anesthetic? " - PositronWildhawk
I am an A+ blood type... You've given me nightmares, Positron! - CityGuru
Be it her ashes, her coffin, or your live grandmother; whatever's the greatest value for money. - PositronWildhawk
Sell my grandmother, eh? Well... There're only two things wrong with that: 1) no one would buy her and... 2) no one would buy her. - Britgirl
You can get arrested 4 this - Ihateschool
Again, I'd wait until cloning is perfected. - PositronWildhawk
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Police : WHAT are you doing, young man?
Boy looks thoughtfully at the police : Blast you.
Continues his BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! - HezarioSeth
Yes. You might be fined more than what you get from this. - PositronWildhawk
U can get arrested 4 this - Ihateschool
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2. Travel back in time and put a penny in a savings account, such that this becomes many times its original value at your normal time.
3. Get all of your friends to bet equal amounts of your money on each number on the roulette.