Top Ten Bizarre and Elaborate Ways To Get Rich

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1 Write down all possible combinations of lottery numbers and throw them all in.

There is, however, a small catch. You'd have to buy in excess of 11 billion lottery tickets to ensure mathematically that you get the right combination. So it may not be worth the expense. Or the time. - PositronWildhawk

2 Travel back in time and put a penny in a savings account, such that this becomes many times its original value at your normal time.

If I opened my account 100 years ago and put a penny in, I'd have £1.32 roughly in the present day. And for that, the interest rate would have to be pretty damn high. So put a significantly large amount in, or go even further back. But first, invent the time machine. - PositronWildhawk

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3 Get all of your friends to bet equal amounts of your money on each number on the roulette.

Now this one, this might just work. - PositronWildhawk

Do a bet that you know you will win. Quick cash!

4 Open a savings account in every bank in the world.

I personally wouldn't want to go through all of those papers. - PositronWildhawk

5 Apply for every job in the world.

Maybe wait until cloning is perfected. You'll never get a break otherwise. - PositronWildhawk

Maybe except all those food jobs. - funnyuser

6 Resign all copyright forms you can find into your favour, so various sources owe you.

No idea how you'd manage this, or how you'd get away with it, but if it worked, you'd be pretty damn rich as a result! - PositronWildhawk

7 Extract a random pesron's blood to sell.

Imagine the conversation first.
"Hey, buddy, what's your blood type? "
"A+. Why do you ask? "
"Can I just give you a mild anesthetic? " - PositronWildhawk

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8 Sell your grandmother.

Be it her ashes, her coffin, or your live grandmother; whatever's the greatest value for money. - PositronWildhawk

Sell my grandmother, eh? Well... There're only two things wrong with that: 1) no one would buy her and... 2) no one would buy her. - Britgirl

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9 Become a stockholder for every large company in the world.

Again, I'd wait until cloning is perfected. - PositronWildhawk

10 Shoot down satellites and scrap them.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Police : WHAT are you doing, young man?
Boy looks thoughtfully at the police : Blast you.
Continues his BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! - HezarioSeth

Yes. You might be fined more than what you get from this. - PositronWildhawk

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1. Write down all possible combinations of lottery numbers and throw them all in.
2. Travel back in time and put a penny in a savings account, such that this becomes many times its original value at your normal time.
3. Get all of your friends to bet equal amounts of your money on each number on the roulette.
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