Top Ten Bizarre and Inappropriate Places to Have a Funeral

PositronWildhawk

The Top Ten

1 A Wedding

Let's just hope this never happens. - PositronWildhawk

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE A FUNERAL AT A WEDDING! - birdsusetwiter20201

Well... YES! Definitely bizarre... Especially if it was your own funeral! Just pjain... Well... Yes. Bizarre! - Britgirl

2 An All-You-Can-Eat Buffet

Just save room for the great roast! - PositronWildhawk

3 A Heavy Metal Concert

Apologies to the numerous heavy metal fans on this site, but a funeral service under continuous loud guitars with everyone saluting the devil... Would be somewhat disrespectful. - PositronWildhawk

4 A Strip Club

This would be awkward! Every guy would eye the dancers, while the girls shake their heads. - Turkeyasylum

Awkward as can be!

I DIDN'T LIKE JOHNNY I GOING TO HAVE A PRIVATE DANCE - topbesttopworst

5 A Dump

Why would you have it here! - cehrl0201

6 A Hospital
7 A Rollercoaster
8 A Waterpark

Only one reason this shouldn't be on the list. If there is lots of water, you may drown so yes, this is an appropriate, non-bizzare place to have a funeral and I'm not joking and teasing around with you. I do mean it.

9 A School
10 A Beach

The Newcomers

? An airplane
? The 9/11 Memorial

The Contenders

11 A Forensics Lab

I can imagine they'd want to do a few experiments. Not cool. - PositronWildhawk

Yeah, completely agee with you. But maybe this persion was murdered, and the forensics came here to do their investigation. - Kiteretsunu

12 A Gym
13 A Racetrack
14 Chuck E. Cheese's Chuck E. Cheese's
15 A Sumo Wrestling Ring

When I die, PLEASE don't do my funeral here. - PositronWildhawk

16 On the Set of a Porno

People are not stupid enough to do this.

17 Wal-Mart Wal-Mart
18 On Highway 33

When the funeral starts, you don't need to be dead. But you can bet It'll be held eventually. - CityGuru

19 While Skydiving

You could kill yourself while doing it.

20 An Office
21 A Justin Bieber Concert

After hearing baby, baby, baby oh! Everybody's going to need a funeral.

22 At a Place Called "Hecks Funeral Home"

What. The. Heck (s Funeral Home). - HezarioSeth

23 At Comic-Con
24 A Prison
25 A TV Series Set
26 A Monastery
27 A Spaceship

Hmm. Captain Kirk's gonna have to have it somewhere. - PositronWildhawk

28 A Carnival
29 A Themepark
30 A Volcano
31 Bates Motel Bates Motel
32 Church of Satan
33 A Nicki Minaj Concert
34 A Classroom
35 On a Bus
36 A Condom Factory
37 A hardcore punk concert
38 On Top of the Empire State Building
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