Top Ten Most Bizarre News Headlines

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1 Dead Man Remains Dead
2 Drugs Runner Hid Crack In His Pants

When that guy's released, then, I suppose everyone would be laughing right in his face. - PositronWildhawk

I couldn't decide which was the funniest to vote for but I actually remember this one and it 'cracked' me up then and it's doing the same now! :D - Britgirl

Laugh out loud I totes remember this headline.

3 Psychics Predict World Did Not End Yesterday

I don't need to predict it, I know for certain. And I'm also not a psychic. - PositronWildhawk

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4 Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

I bet the bus driver thought it was a good idea too. - Britgirl

5 Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

...Haha! ... GAS...FART! Sorry. It's an illness of which I hope there's no cure. - Britgirl

6 Man Charged Over Falling Bomb

I saw this on BBC News once. It may be a serious issue, but how did the anchor girl keep a straight face? - PositronWildhawk

7 British Push Bottles Up Germans
8 Miners Refuse To Work After Death
9 Man Denies Comitting Suicide

At this point he should be acquitted. - Epekov

Gasp! We all know he did it

I knew it was him, I just KNEW... - TwilightKitsune

10 Fewer Blows to the Head Would Reduce Brain Damage

No! You don't say!

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11 Thieves Get Nicked

It comes to something when not even thieves are safe from thieves! :D - Britgirl

12 Textron Inc. Makes Offer To Screw Company Stockholders

Awkward, that. Is it their own company stockholders that they don't like? - PositronWildhawk

13 Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
14 Person Murdered Appears to Be Dead

You don't say... - Entranced98

15 Puddle Splash Victim Vows Revenge
16 Police Hunt Man After String Of Sex Assaults On Buses
17 Princess Diana Alive Hours Before She Died

YA DON'T SAY? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

18 Man Banned From All Libraries on Earth

He was openly jacking off. He didn't even do it between the shelves, too! - BlueTopazIceVanilla

19 Man Arrested For Chewing Pencil
20 Rapist Gets Raped
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