Top Ten Most Bizarre News Headlines
The Top Ten
Breaking news! Retweeted all over! - CityGuru
When that guy's released, then, I suppose everyone would be laughing right in his face. - PositronWildhawk
I couldn't decide which was the funniest to vote for but I actually remember this one and it 'cracked' me up then and it's doing the same now! :D - Britgirl
Laugh out loud I totes remember this headline.
I bet the bus driver thought it was a good idea too. - Britgirl
I don't need to predict it, I know for certain. And I'm also not a psychic. - PositronWildhawk
WOW GOOD JOB PSYCHICS!
TOO BAD I'm NOT THAT SMART - MoldySock
...Haha! ... GAS...FART! Sorry. It's an illness of which I hope there's no cure. - Britgirl
I saw this on BBC News once. It may be a serious issue, but how did the anchor girl keep a straight face? - PositronWildhawk
You don't say... - Entranced98
At this point he should be acquitted. - Epekov
I knew it was him, I just KNEW... - TwilightKitsune
Gasp! We all know he did it
No! You don't say!
It comes to something when not even thieves are safe from thieves! :D - Britgirl
He was openly jacking off. He didn't even do it between the shelves, too! - BlueTopazIceVanilla
YA DON'T SAY? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
Awkward, that. Is it their own company stockholders that they don't like? - PositronWildhawk
Saw this recently, and my immediate thought was, any idiot can see through this contradiction in terms. But I subsequently imagined just the type of idiot who wouldn't. - PositronWildhawk