Most Bizarre Things to Do When You Think You're About to Be AttackedBritgirl Jump to conclusions much? You catch a man looking at you. He must be up to no good. What are you gonna do?
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Now this would be something worth seeing. A cucumber from a CLUTCH BAG?! It makes you wonder what it was doing in there in the first place. . . - Britgirl
That old man's teeth would fall out of his head.
Yes. . .This might be a little premature methinks. - Britgirl
Never mind the innocent chap; this would just be worth seeing for a laugh! - Britgirl
It might happen, or you might look stupid. - PositronWildhawk
Laugh out loud! That man would wonder what hit him - literally.
Can you imagine, running up behind him, screaming like a woman possessed and burying your nails into the rolls of his neck-fat! Priceless! - Britgirl
No jumping to conclusions then. - Britgirl
OK. I'm not going to say anything. Just. OK. - PositronWildhawk
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2. Scream blue murder at the unsuspecting and stunned elderly gentleman who has just sat next to you
3. Rip your blouse open to save the innocent male passer-by from doing it first