Top Ten Bizarre Things to Read On Your Pregnancy Test

This is not a sexist list. But feel free to add any mildly sexist jokes.

The Top Ten

1 Think Positive.

Now that's the spirit, girl!

2 Congratulations are in order! An automated email has been sent to your father.

Yay! Let's sit and wait for the phone to ring!

3 I hope you're financially stable. You're pregnant!

4 Ha ha, I'm not telling.

Oh, go on. You know you want to, or do you just hate your job?

5 Oh, no. Your next child has the DNA of an idiot.

Well, this wouldn't be degrading at all!

6 Unexpected item in the bagging area.

That is really funny!

7 Well, you may be safe for now. However you may wish to test for an STD.

8 No, you're just really fat.

9 Dad's gonna be so pleased you passed your test!

A sense of humour is a must here...

10 Conception on April Fool's Day is not advised.

The Contenders

11 You have AIDS

12 Hahaha

13 Prepare for the worst pains of your life coming soon

14 Sorry

15 Are you ready to change diapers literally thousands of times?

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