Top Ten Bizarre Things Which Have Been Left Behind on Train Seats by Commuters

It's natural to leave behind a well-thumbed newspaper or a half- eaten sandwich but some things that are left behind is jaw-dropping. I mean how can you forget you've left your yacht behind...(okay, maybe not a yacht, I was just messing ha!) But seriously, the items on this list are all true. I josh not.
The Top Ten
1 False teeth
2 £1000 in cash in a carrier bag

Did you find this yourself? You lucky sod.

No, Pos, unluckily I didn't. I must have been in the adjacent carriage. Just my flippin' luck :/

3 Two toilet seats

"And a partridge in a pear tree."

4 A clockwork spider
5 One shoe

Well, that would explain this one blue python platform riding boot. But when the heck was I in England?

6 Used sanitary towels

I can imagine why one would want to leave these behind but ON THE SEATS?!?! Wha...?

I have yet to see this, and frankly, I hope I never do.

7 A stuffed parrot

If they didn't leave yams, pearl onions and mint sauce, just who the hell do they think they are?

8 A laptop

Aw, come on Beege... I'm sure there's some o'that going' on all the time.

9 Prosthetic leg

How the hecky-peck can THIS be forgotten about? A commuter literally hops off the train and waves his/her leg goodbye... Hopping mad, yes?

10 A diary

Well, back in the ancient of days, the buzz was "a mind is a terrible thing to waste," so I'd say you're on the right track. ;) Carry on...and on, and on...

Haha V, I had to check my spelling there... Phew.
Although some cows ARE left behind on the train on a Friday night, especially after being milked...

V, I have 19 diary's. Maybe I should try and get them published!

I'm only glad it wasn't mine...

The Contenders
11 Sex vibrator
12 Phone

I was with a friend on the Tube once when he found his phone on the Tube after he accidentally left it behind. Spooky as well as lucky.

13 A PC
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