Top Ten Bizarre Usernames On TheTopTens to Name Your Children


The Top Ten

1 Butthurtbastard

Wow john snow is really snowing on this one!

This would be funny in a comedy skit, but not in real life. And plus, this would be offensive to you I guess. I dunno. - NerdyPweeps

Why would anyone make this their username? And haven't you heard of ren and stimpy? That's where happyhappyjoyjoy came from - istooduptoabully

Butthurtbastard, can you get me the remote?
Butthurtbastard, have fun at school. - JaysTop10List

2 Donttouchmypogostick

I could imagine their first day of school... - funnyuser

3 Moldysock

Um, who would name their child this?
Mom: "Come here Moldysock!
Moldysock : I hate my name... - funnyuser

4 Turkeyasylum

Indeed, this is a strange one. Wish I'd known you before I made this list, Turkey; this list would revolve around you. - PositronWildhawk

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5 Nerdface2000

To a kid," Hi, Nerdface2000! " - funnyuser

6 Happyhappyjoyjoy
7 PositronWildhawk

If ever I get married and have a son in future, I wouldn't mind if he is called Positron. I think it's pretty cool, unlike my boring username. - Kiteretsunu

I'm considering it... I'm still considering it... - PositronWildhawk

I would probably name my son, if I had one, Hawk. It sounds cool! - RiverClanRocks

8 Britgirl

It seems like you only put Britgirl as number one because of who she is. This is far from the weirdest name for a child.

This isn't that weird you just like britgirl we know we do but this isn't a weird name it would - simpsondude

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9 DamnFineCupOfCoffee
10 Matrixguy

The Contenders

11 Smoothcriminal
12 CardboardBox
13 Cityguru
14 ShutTheFullCup
15 gelatinbeastworm
16 tornadoeater
17 CerealGuy
18 Lovemusic
19 FireFlower
20 istooduptoabully
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1. Britgirl
2. Donttouchmypogostick
3. Butthurtbastard
1. Donttouchmypogostick
2. Butthurtbastard
3. Turkeyasylum
1. PositronWildhawk
2. Britgirl
3. Moldysock

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