Top Ten Bizarre Usernames On TheTopTens to Name Your Children


The Top Ten

1 Butthurtbastard

Wow john snow is really snowing on this one!

This would be funny in a comedy skit, but not in real life. And plus, this would be offensive to you I guess. I dunno. - NerdyPweeps

Why would anyone make this their username? And haven't you heard of ren and stimpy? That's where happyhappyjoyjoy came from - istooduptoabully

Butthurtbastard, can you get me the remote?
Butthurtbastard, have fun at school. - JaysTop10List

2 Donttouchmypogostick

I could imagine their first day of school... - funnyuser

3 Moldysock

Um, who would name their child this?
Mom: "Come here Moldysock!
Moldysock : I hate my name... - funnyuser

4 Turkeyasylum

Indeed, this is a strange one. Wish I'd known you before I made this list, Turkey; this list would revolve around you. - PositronWildhawk

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5 Nerdface2000

To a kid," Hi, Nerdface2000! " - funnyuser

6 Happyhappyjoyjoy
7 PositronWildhawk

If ever I get married and have a son in future, I wouldn't mind if he is called Positron. I think it's pretty cool, unlike my boring username. - Kiteretsunu

I'm considering it... I'm still considering it... - PositronWildhawk

I would probably name my son, if I had one, Hawk. It sounds cool! - RiverClanRocks

8 Britgirl

It seems like you only put Britgirl as number one because of who she is. This is far from the weirdest name for a child.

This isn't that weird you just like britgirl we know we do but this isn't a weird name it would - simpsondude

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9 DamnFineCupOfCoffee
10 Matrixguy

The Contenders

11 Smoothcriminal
12 CardboardBox
13 ShutTheFullCup
14 Cityguru
15 gelatinbeastworm
16 tornadoeater
17 istooduptoabully

So, everyone, say your name and something about yourself.
Well, that's nice, now what's your name?
that is my name - lovefrombadlands

18 CerealGuy
19 Lovemusic
20 FireFlower
21 Kiteretsunu

If a child wants a name derived from that of an anime character, s/he won't want to be called it 24/7. - PositronWildhawk

22 Petsounds
23 MusicGirl
24 kormo

This is probably one of the most realistic names for a child on here. - Minecraftcrazy530

25 SelfDestruct

I actually voted for my own name because this is a name that has a bad meaning. I only chose this name because it is very funny. - SelfDestruct

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26 totaldramalovebird
27 Topbesttopworst
28 Garythesnail
29 PatrickStar
30 cosmo

That's not that bad - PatrickStar

31 Simpsondude
32 JaysTop10List
33 xandermartin98
34 BlueDiamondFromNowhere
35 keycha1n
36 Passwordfarts
37 DapperPickle
38 FrostbitetheShivertooth
39 NikBrusk

Yeah, despite sounding cool, I doubt kids will take a kid with this name seriously in real life. - NikBrusk

40 Donut
41 WonkeyDude98
42 SwagFlicks
43 ryanrimmel

This one is actually good, because it's a name - lovefrombadlands

44 Therandom
45 lovefrombadlands

that's me! - lovefrombadlands

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2. Donttouchmypogostick
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