Top Ten Bizarre Usernames On TheTopTens to Name Your Children

The Top Ten
1 Butthurtbastard

Why would anyone make this their username? And haven't you heard of ren and stimpy? That's where happyhappyjoyjoy came from

This would be funny in a comedy skit, but not in real life. And plus, this would be offensive to you I guess. I dunno.

Butthurtbastard, can you get me the remote?
Butthurtbastard, have fun at school.

Wow john snow is really snowing on this one!

2 Moldysock

Um, who would name their child this?
Mom: "Come here Moldysock!
Moldysock : I hate my name...

3 PositronWildhawk

If ever I get married and have a son in future, I wouldn't mind if he is called Positron. I think it's pretty cool, unlike my boring username.

I would probably name my son, if I had one, Hawk. It sounds cool!

I'm considering it... I'm still considering it...

4 Britgirl

It seems like you only put Britgirl as number one because of who she is. This is far from the weirdest name for a child.

This isn't that weird you just like britgirl we know we do but this isn't a weird name it would

5 Happyhappyjoyjoy
6 Matrixguy
7 Donttouchmypogostick

I could imagine their first day of school...

It's a boy name.

8 Smoothcriminal
9 Turkeyasylum

Indeed, this is a strange one. Wish I'd known you before I made this list, Turkey; this list would revolve around you.

I just HAD to add myself!

10 Cityguru
The Contenders
11 Nerdface2000

Imagine going up to a kid and telling them, "Hi, nerd face! "

I wonder if they'd get bullied.

To a kid," Hi, Nerdface2000! "

12 DamnFineCupOfCoffee

I drank the insides of this.

13 ShutTheFullCup

Only if you think they'll be loud.

14 CardboardBox
15 Kiteretsunu

If a child wants a name derived from that of an anime character, s/he won't want to be called it 24/7.

16 CerealGuy
17 Petsounds
18 istooduptoabully
19 SelfDestruct

I actually voted for my own name because this is a name that has a bad meaning. I only chose this name because it is very funny.

That would just mean he would self-destruct.

20 tornadoeater
21 MusicGirl
22 gelatinbeastworm
23 kormo

This is probably one of the most realistic names for a child on here.

24 totaldramalovebird
25 Topbesttopworst
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