Top Ten Bizarre 'Would You Rather...' Questions

Isn't vomiting like pooping out of your mouth?

The human centipede much? Laugh out loud

Either way, you'll end up talking out of it.

You are better not knowing which is the something disgusting! And also the condition in which you enter the field! Hahaa you were quite polite this time, Britgirl!

Thank you to Keyson for this question. Note, I have altered it slightly to save delicate stomachs but the question remains intact

I saw a film with this once (no not porn) it just looked bizarre!

Two minutes is finite, and in this case more pleasant, so I'll go with that. Unless I have a mallet in the other circumstances, and s/he doesn't.

I'd make that two minutes a memorable two minutes for both of us. So, yeah, I choose the second choice. And I voted on this list, so indirectly, I chose the first option from "Read this list, vote and / or comment or take g bath in cold baked beans all day? "
P.S. That means those who don't vote for this list would indirectly choose to take g bath in cold baked beans all day! So everyone, if you read this list, please vote!

First choice obviously, the second one is disgusting

Hmm... It would be interesting to see which way you'd go...

Drink pee. Poop gets stuck to your teeth!

That question is easy if you don't ever want to kiss someone and are aromantic.

First choice, it never said that you can’t kiss them on the forehead or cheek