Top Ten Bizarre 'Would You Rather...' Questions

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1 Have a mouth for a bum or a bum for a mouth?

The human centipede much? Laugh out loud - MoldySock

Either way, you'll end up talking out of it. - Britgirl

2 Have a nose for an elbow or an elbow for a nose?
3 Drink something disgusting or enter the field of rivals England v Argentina in football?

You are better not knowing which is the something disgusting! And also the condition in which you enter the field! Hahaa you were quite polite this time, Britgirl! - keyson

Thank you to Keyson for this question. Note, I have altered it slightly to save delicate stomachs but the question remains intact - Britgirl

4 Spend a year as a recluse or wear an "I <3 Justin Bieber" T-shirt for one day? V 1 Comment
5 Have hands for feet or feet for hands?

I saw a film with this once (no not porn) it just looked bizarre! - Britgirl

6 Be scalped or sport an 80s mullet?
7 Spend an eternity with someone you dislike for companionship or just two minutes in your lifetime with a loved one?

Two minutes is finite, and in this case more pleasant, so I'll go with that. Unless I have a mallet in the other circumstances, and s/he doesn't. - PositronWildhawk

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8 Have lips for a nose or nose for lips?
9 Read this list, vote and / or comment or take a bath in cold baked beans all day?

Hmm... It would be interesting to see which way you'd go... - Britgirl

10 Have a rewind button or pause button for life?

Pause button all the way!

The Contenders

11 Kiss your elderly neighbour with loose false teeth or never ever kiss the man / woman of your dreams?
12 Eat poop or drink pee?

Drink pee. Poop gets stuck to your teeth! - Britgirl

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