A Sincere Briefing For A Sarcastic ContestPositronWildhawk Fellow TopTenners, you may all regard my Sarcasm Series as one of the funniest classic series on TheTopTens. I've covered life's annoyances, from summer to sports fanaticism, in the form of extensive and witty monologues, much to people's entertainment. And I am now giving the blog's fans the opportunity to contribute, with Sarcasm Posts of their own!
The objective of this contest is simple: Create a sarcastic post much like you see in the Sarcasm Series, on the topic of your choice. The best written and most accurate and sarcastic post wins, as judged by yours truly.
Whether or not your opinion on this subject agrees with mine, it will be entered, and I will judge it from your perspective to avoid bias. So, literally, write about anything.
However, there are some things that I won't accept. Plagiarism, such as writing exactly what I wrote about something in any previous blog, or something that was obviously taken from Friends or from Google, will be disqualified. Same goes for anything that is straight-up offensive, and things that link to such material.
However, as this is not strictly a part of my series, the title format will be slightly different. Instead of "A Sarcastic Overview of (Insert Subject)", write it as "Sarcasm Series Contest: (Insert Subject)".
The deadline for your sarcasm post will be by this time next month, so September 22. You have 31 days from when this post was made. When you have finished your entry, send me the link through personal messaging on TheTopTens.
Some time after the deadline, I will make my decision, and publish the results in a follow-up post. This post will contain links to every entry that qualified. Entries which didn't qualify (see criteria above), will not be shown.
Of course, this entry may not necessarily be in the form of a TheTopTens blog. This could be a blog on another website, such as a YouTube Vlog; just as long as I can access the link, I can count it and link to it in the final post.
So what's in it for you? Besides enjoying yourself, of course, there are prizes for the top three sarcastic bloggers.
- A parody of a popular song or a song they love written about them in the form of a TheTopTens blog post.
- A post about their (assumed) past life.
- A list about them.
Is anything about bashing Anaconda allowed? - visitor
Anything. - PositronWildhawk
Ehhh...I'll do Justin Bieber first... - visitor
Unless it's a two-parter, I can only take one. - PositronWildhawk
Am I allowed to submit a previous post? Like say, my "THE TRUTH ABOUT THE MOON"?
Though I'm not sure that post was done in sarcasm as much as it was done in pure delirium. - keycha1n
Can't do it, Joy. - PositronWildhawk
I may just try this! - Garythesnail
I'm getting my keyboard ready. - Puga
I bags Ireland. - Puga
Shaw yer can. - PositronWildhawk
I'm in! - Therandom
Sounds interesting! - IronSabbathPriest
Let's get this party started! - MontyPython
Interesting count me in, Atticus Hawk :P - CerealGuy
What does this post have to do with To Kill a Mockingbird (assuming that's what you're referencing)? - PetSounds
Maybe it's his post, not mine. - PositronWildhawk
I'm with CerealGuy. The book was boring and tedious. - Therandom
You guys are breaking my heart. - PetSounds
A lil' late but that book was one of the best I've ever read. - keycha1n
I have the book, I just can't find it. I bet it's pretty good though. - MontyPython
I will rip Sonic(06) (sarcasticly) apart! - visitor
I'm in - JaysTop10List
Count me in. - PetSounds
JUST DO IT! - visitor
Put the video on loop, SHD. - Turkeyasylum
Mee bee inn! - Turkeyasylum
I did mine on Michigan. Here's the link:
http://www.thetoptens.com/blog-posts-positronwildhawk-sarcasm-series/33161.asp? 999 - Turkeyasylum
Yo, me, the ass man can do one on either Luigi, or haters! - visitor
Or one person in mind could do a feeble one on Luigi haters. - PositronWildhawk
"How dare you! Luigi is love, Luigi is life! " - Garythesnail
Can I do one on Kanye west? - gemcloben
Be my guest. - PositronWildhawk
"However, as this is not strictly a part of my series, the title format will be slightly different. Instead of "A Sarcastic Overview of (Insert Subject)", write it as "Sarcasm Series Contest: (Insert Subject)"."
Sorry, but no one followed that. So neither did I. - keycha1n
Meh. I still followed it... - Turkeyasylum
There are worse crimes... - PositronWildhawk
...than copyright theft... - PositronWildhawk
...everyone... - PositronWildhawk
Can I try. - RevolNiartRuasonid
OK, but the deadline's not that far away. - PositronWildhawk
Don't worry, she already did it. And won. - Puga
I'm in even though the deadline isn't far away. - EpicJake
I did one about Nicki Minaj! - RiverClanRocks
Here's the link to mine: http://www.thetoptens.com/blog-post-series-thetoptens/33278.asp - RiverClanRocks
I made one on Justin Bieber! http://www.thetoptens.com/reasons-hate-justin-bieber/33288.asp - visitor