Top Ten Blog Posts On TheTopTens That Shall Never Be Made

If you actually attempt to make these, you're a wacko. But if you make one, send me the link.

The Top Ten

1 I Love Being Olive Bread

This lists only purpose is to make people make these posts. - DapperPickle

I'm gonna make this! - Wolftail

I'm going to make it as soon as I get my computer privileges back. - Wolftail

Lol that's so funny... - MusicalPony

2 A Sarcastic Overview of Sarcasm

Oh, random blogger, how I love simultaneous mockery and plagiarism. And yes, you do see me now dressed as a transvestite chihuahua from Machu Pikchu. - PositronWildhawk

3 The Wonderful History and Musical Gift of Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono did nothing to help the music industry. I repeat, nothing. All she did was sing as badly as Nicki Minaj (without the fake butt wiggling around) - Turkeyasylum

One that PetSounds will definitely enjoy. - PositronWildhawk

4 Llamas: Myth or Reality?

I shall do this one. - funnyuser

5 Quantum Mechanics is Boring

I sincerely hope this is never made. You'll get a pounding from me if you do, and it'll be tedious anyway. - PositronWildhawk

6 What Everyone Should Be Fascinated To Know About Lamp Posts

They all have that yellow filter on them, which is meant to absorb some light so it is not too intense. Why not simply use a lower power bulb to save efficiency? - PositronWildhawk

Lamp posts don't exist. - Flamesofsilver

7 Superhyperdude In A Nutshell
8 Aroused By A Moose: A Funny Story

Haha! Somebody, somewhere will HAVE to write this. I'll be looking out for it... :P - Britgirl

9 The Government Is Right About Everything

... Because it is a good government... What are you doing with that hot poker? ... - PositronWildhawk

10 My Research Project on the Letter "A"

I've made this. I actually researched it, and what I found out was pretty amazing! - Wolftail

Brought to you by the letter "A"! - Pony

The Contenders

11 I Dreamt of a High School Filled With Bacons Making Out, Pancakes As Teachers and Nicki Minaj

I made this one - gemcloben

12 VelitelCabal Rages: Smells Like Teen Spirit

A blatant disrespect to Kurt Cobain! Though there could be some valid arguments...

13 Pretty Little Rant: The ''Pretty Little Rants'' serie

Ranting about your own serie isn't really smart - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

14 Keyson Rants: Britgirl

This probably won't happen. Even if they did break up, they would still be friends. They probably won't break up for a really long time. - EpicJake

15 I Ran Out of Money

RiverClanRocks already made this. And now I'm still laughing at its existence.

16 Why I Love Justin Bieber

That post would be disliked so fast! This is a good thing. - RiverClanRocks

I don't think you could find reasons other than looks...

Right, it is my duty... - DapperPickle

17 Truth Or Lie? The Truth Or Lie? Series

It's obviously gonna be a truth... - Turkeyasylum

18 Pretty Little Rants: Why Evanescence sucks and why Chris Brown is so much better
19 A Sarcastic Overview of Deadmau5

Let's see what Positron has to say about this.

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