Top Ten Books for Bathroom Reading

These books have been carefully selected by experts in the field of bathroom enrichment for their entertainment value, and the ease with which reading can be resumed after brief intervals.
The Top Ten
1 Surprise: An Erotic Fiction Anthology from Racy Pages by Tinder James

I love smut on the toilet. plus, this has a story for every mood. MUST READ if you are into erotica or even curious. plus the stickers make for fun anonymous public flirting.

These contemporary stories feature explicit sex with a surprise at every turn.

These stories are smart and smutty.

2 The Accidental Billionaires: The Founding of Facebook: A Tale of Sex, Money, Genius and Betrayal by Ben Mezrich

Sex, money, genius and betrayal - the title says it all. Thanks to the movie, The Social Network, it's now a familiar story. Mark Zuckerberg rises to riches as the entrepreneur of Facebook. He enjoys the privileges, but suffers some consequences along the way.

3 Breakshot: A Life in the 21st Century American Mafia by Kenny Gallo

This is Gallo's own story of leading a double life - a studious, affluent teenager pursuing a life of violent crime and drug trafficking on the side.

4 I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas by Lewis Black

Christmas and comedy just seem to go together, and Lewis Black's rant looks at the non-religious traditions of Christmas from an entirely new perspective.

5 Machine of Death: A collection of stories about people who know how they will die by David Malki

Thirty-four tomorrow tales surrounding a mysterious machine that can give people information which will change their lives by predicting how they will die.

6 The Bartender's Best Friend: A Complete Guide to Cocktails, Martinis, and Mixed Drinks by Mardee Haidin Regan

This is one of the most straightforward books on the libations that match today's lifestyles. Perfect for the do-it-yourself-er.

7 Full Dark, No Stars by Stephen King

A collection of four eerie tales from the undisputed master of the macabre.

8 Autobiography of Mark Twain, Vol. 1 by Mark Twain

Mark Twain dictated his autobiography with instructions that it not be seen by the public until he had been dead for one-hundred years. 2010 marks that one-hundred year anniversary and this book commemorates the author and the man who inhabited the name Mark Twain.

9 Bad Science: Quacks, Hacks, and Big Pharma Flacks by Ben Goldacre

Dr. Goldacre, author of the "Bad Science" column in the Guardian newspaper, takes a critical look at how science is often erroneously used to bolster hidden agendas. His hope is that we all look at health stories in the nightly news with a more critical eye.

10 Life by Keith Richards

Critics are waxing poetic over the life and times of Keith Richards, guitarist of the most exclusive boy's club the world has ever known.

The Contenders
11 The Millionaire's Wife: The True Story of a Real Estate Tycoon, his Beautiful Young Mistress, and a Marriage that Ended in Murder by Cathy Scott
12 The Killing of Tupac Shakur by Cathy Scott
13 Time for Bed the Babysitter Said
14 Potty Time with Elmo
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