Top Ten Bookworm Pickup Lines


The Top Ten

1 Let me put my Moby Dick on a journey to the center of your earth
2 Your beauty is that of a romantic novella... Except without the unexpected plot twists and third person diversity
3 Reading gives me an orgasm... Is it the same with you?

I love this one! And yeah, I don't wear glasses and I'm a bookworm. - Kiteretsunu

4 I love you more than a thrilling page turner

You ARE a thrilling page turner. How's that? - PositronWildhawk

5 Let's go on a date to the library

Not creative, sorry about that - CityGuru

6 Let's read in bed together...
7 Me without you is like a bookworm without glasses
8 Let's go somewhere quiet. This place is a library!

If someone asked me to go on a date with them to the library I would definitely say yes. But guys don't like girls like me so... Not very many guys are interested.

9 There are a cacophony of girls in the planet, but only one are as fantastic as thee.

Being as a bookworm uses a huge vocabulary - CityGuru

That's poetic and sweet! I like it!

10 I may not be Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, but it's no mystery that you're gorgeous.

The Contenders

11 I hope you do not have "Little Women" parts, because we are going to party tonight!
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