Most Boring Things That People Talk On and On and On About

Earlier today, I was stuck with this guy lecturing me about book printing. It was bloody hard not to drift off or to scream "Shutupshutupshutupshutup! " But what do people these days often drone on about? Hardly anyone drones on about book printing, that was just that guy, but there are a number of subjects that many boring people yak about mindlessly and drive you insane. Vote for what makes you go crazy.
The Top Ten
1 Sports

Sadly, I am one of those people who talk constantly about Aussie rules football. My friends just nod blankly, ANC pretend they're listening. But I can't stand people talking about cricket. Cricket is only fun if you play it, otherwise it's the same thing again, and again, and again...
And go the Hawthorn Hawks!

"Ooh, did you see that kick last night? " "Ooh, how about that local team? "
People talk on about it for hours on end. It bores me like a drill into wood. They act like it's a matter of life and death, where, fundamentally, it's fat men kicking a ball about.

Football talk makes me want to jump off a high rise - incredibly boring and pointless, not to mention really bad role models for kids with their spitting and aggressive faces and that's when they score a goal!

2 How "Hot" People Are

I hear you, mate. In records shops and shopping malls, silly, giggly little girls going on about how "hot" a boy that's just walked by is. Really, really annoying!

I as a teenage girl...would not shut up. Because for me, there's no 'hot.' Where did that come from, anyway? Oh, you think that guy's hot? Fine. You wished your boyfriend was hotter than that hulabaloo over there? Okay, I'll burn him for you. If everyone's that hot...no.

I'll just burn myself, I don't want to live in a world of shallow morons.

I had to witness this idiot talk about this girl that he apparently "loved" for 2 months straight. It was so annoying!

3 Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette.

Justin Bieber is best known for his songs "Baby" and "What Do You Mean". He currently has seven videos that exceed 1 billion views on YouTube, which are "Baby", "What Do You Mean?", "Sorry", "Love Yourself",... read more

I just hate the obsessive haters who make not funny and outdated jokes about this guy. Just because his music is bad doesn't mean he needs to be killed.

Enough already.
I have listen to his music for myself.
I don't see anything special about it.
It sounds like auto tune turned up to maximum

Talking about sports is not boring... Specially spots like cricket and soccer.

4 Cleansing Products

Unless your house has just been rebuilt from rubble, which is highly improbable, why would you need to go on for twenty years flat about the best way to make your sink look shiny! And I hate the ads that go "look at that shine! "

5 Politics

It's good conversation. If you don't talk about any of these things for a while, you won't have a functioning conversation.

Seriously? Why would anyone want to listen for 2 hours about ABSOLUTE NONSENCE!? Unless you do politics for living, what is the dam point?

All it will do is cause an uproar, here's my opinion : who cares? We all have different opinions!

6 Fashion

You would not like my company at all. With me, it's all about the 40s - music, hair, clothes, films, values. I could talk and talk to ANYONE about my love of the 40s but there's never anyone around when I get into my stride...

I get so bored having to hear people talking about how their clothes look so "'50s". People go on for hours about how they look like skinny "gals" on catwalks. These people are massively tedious.

I'm a man so I hate it

7 Cars

I am a massive car guy myself but even I know that if you drone on about cars for too long you just see the people you talking to go into a trance and block out everything you say so I've learnt to control myself and rather talk about music or something

8 Football

I have been sat with my family for at least 30 minutes and they have talked about nothing else. Husband and two boys. All holiday they have chatted about nothing else.

Goes with sports but I do agree

I love Football.

9 Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Donald J. Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, Donald Trump took charge of his family's real estate and construction firm, Elizabeth Trump... read more
10 Hair

"Your hair looks good". That's a compliment. But you don't have to go on asking whether you waxed or gelled it, or where it was cut, blah, blah, blah, off to infinity! I'm not desperate to get exactly the same hair, or hair product, of that guy in the stupid magazine.

It sometimes gets really annoying when people ask me ", did you cut your hair? ", of course I cut my hair, can't you see it?

Some random person: Oh my God, did you cut your hair?
Me: Uh, yeah? (Thinking: Of course I cut, can't you see? )

The Contenders
11 Apple vs PC computers

You can talk about this up to a certain level. If you are willing to keep going for hours about the spinning beachball of death, nobody will care. Talk about something else, man!

12 Their Kids' Futures

My relatives are Asian and they constantly force the kids to study engineering, doctor, or some medical degree in college.

13 Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is an American politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. He was the first African-American president of the United States. A member of the Democratic Party, he previously served as a U.S. senator from Illinois from 2005 to 2008 and as an Illinois state senator from 1997 to 2004.
14 Good Prices

MY AUNT! Every time she hears about low prices at her favorite stores she always drives all of the way over to my house just so her and my mom can run their mouths about it for hours.

An advantage, I know, but you don't have to tell everyone for half an hour on end!

15 Work

My mother seems to think the only thing worth talking about is her day at work, other people have days at work too, but they don't go on and on and on about them.

16 Zootopia
17 Food

What the promblem no one I mean no one cares about the food you had NO ONE CARES GO TALK ABOUT SOMETHIN ELSE

18 Fictional Creatures

Although I like LOTR and Godzilla etc, there is a point where enough is enough. Do we really have to talk about the zombie apocalypse every day? And when I have to listen to teen guys droning non-stop about all the aliens and creatures they've encountered and beaten in their video games I can feel my eyes glaze. It's great they're enthusiastic, but can't it be about REAL things?!

Countless videos on Goku vs Superman on YouTube and fans debate about it on various forums. Which is just absolutely pointless.

How weird do you have to be if you constantly debate whether or not a vampire can kill a zombie?!?! Two words: WHO CARES?!?

19 Heavy Metal

What's wrong with talking about talent?

You knew pop fans would put this on here.

Hey Jeffery0206, I thought you left!

20 God and Jesus

It's annoying to all of the atheists out there who don't really want to hear about how they should let themselves be saved or face eternal damnation.

God and Jesus are awesome video games superheroes and fictional characters are awesome too whoever put those sucks

Geez I don't understand people these days. It is RIGHT to talk about God and Jesus because it is not a meaningless topic.

21 Hip Hop
22 Superheroes

I feel sorry for all of those saps who waste hours online saying how there's no way that Superman could beat Batman in a fight. Seriously, people, what is the point?

23 Video Games

Oh I say. A jolly juicy list to get one's teeth into, what. Well done, P.W old thingì Now, video games. Little boys (and indeed some fully-grown little boys) wear their jaws down with their constant yakkity-bloody-yak, on and on about video games. Seriously, is THIS the most important thing in your lives? Go away and read some Dostoevsky or something - just PLEASE shut up about about mindless drivel. You're making my ears bleed, nurks!
Whew, thanks, Mr Wildhawk, this list is just what I needed!

B.G. no problem. I know a good number of dorks who praise it like a religion, for instance, my brother, who, as younger brothers do, drive me up the wall. He also yaks on about sport a lot, which I really can't stand. What will he bore me with next?


P.W: talking of kid brothers, mine constantly yaps on about Rammstein, Slipknot and Marvel comics to whoever is nearest to him at the time. He never sees their eyes glaze over and eventually fall into a coma.

24 New iPhone

I don't care if you got the iPhone X and it's so awesome...It's gonna go downhill one day...

25 Virginity
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