Top Ten Brian Regan Comedy Acts

The Top Ten

1 Lousy In Little League

2 Stupid in School

3 Manslaughter and Loitering

4 Ironing Board

5 UPS

"I don't know what weight is and I don't know what girh means"... Priceless

6 Greeting Cards

7 Dora the Explorer

8 Walkie Talkie

9 Flying

10 Kids' Party Games

The Contenders

11 Emergency Room

12 Big Family Stuff

13 Hospitals

"WHO THE HELL, HAD THE AUDACITY, TO SAY HE WAS AT A LEVEL TEN?!?!? You know nothing' bout' TEN, GIMME A SLEDGEHAMMER! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT TEN IS, MR. TUMMY-ACHE! "
"Oh, I'm about an eight. So she says, "Okay I'll be right back" and walks out then I'm thinking to myself, "Oh, I blew it.""

14 Former Planet Pluto

15 Cold Fish Head

16 Is There Any Way I Could Get a Glass of Water

17 You Too and Stuff

18 Crank Calls

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