Top 10 British Insults

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The Top Ten

1 Wanker

Another definition is: PositronWildhawk. - Puga

One which I've overused. But only when I really, really mean it. - PositronWildhawk

Meaning: "Basically the insult for a pervert." - MontyPython

Say You Bloody Wanker in a really over the top English accent even me ( I am English) - Skillageisreal

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2 Git

Hence John Lennon's line in the Beatle song The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill "...and I curse sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid Git."

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3 Cheeky

This has been used so much in my family, and naturally I say it as well.

And the way we use cheeky, it isn't really an insult. More of a light hearted dig. - RaineSage

Same thing, although it means sneaky or little bit rude in our family. - PizzaGuy

If someone said this to me I wouldn't be offended. These insults are lame. I know they're British, but seriously? Cheeky? Is that saying that their cheks look big? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

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4 Duffer

In the US, this usually means a person who is bad at the game of golf.

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5 Divvy

This is USA slang for "divide", as in "We are going to divvy up the Halloween candy we collected".

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6 Gormless

I'm English and I use it to call someone a bit slow and divvy

Meaning: "Calling someone a slacker." - MontyPython

7 Grotty

First entered the American vernacular via George Harrison in the movie Hard Day's Night, when he muttered "I think they're Grotty", when referring to some supposedly fashionable shirts somebody asked him about.
Shortly after that it was picked up and used by the California surfer sub-culture, gradually working its way into US fame by Moon Zappa's hilarious Valley Girl song in 1982.

Short for "grotesque", and later co-opted from the colloquial Val-Speak by Moon Unit Zappa in the famous 1980's song "Valley Girls", but mis-spelled by the media as "Grody- to the max! "

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8 Nutter

Meaning: "Calling someone insane." - MontyPython

I use this sometimes. - PizzaGuy

9 Munter

Meaning: "Calling someone unattractive." - MontyPython

10 Nosey Parker

Meaning: "Telling someone they're getting into people's business and they're really annoying." - MontyPython

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The Newcomers

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The Contenders

11 C**t

To the illiterate who posted the comment before mine. It is 'of course', not 'off course'. Also, punctuation isn't hard. Your computer/phone/tablet will do all the work for you.

Off course this is the best watch any of Lhugueny videos that have captain price in them

12 Ginger T**t
13 Bollocks
14 Homer Simpson

Homer simpson suckle on my nipples please ooh yes

15 Clangers

Um, Topaz, you don't need to know... - TwilightKitsune

Whar does this mean? As far as I know, in American English it means that something makes noise. How this is an insult is weird. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

Whenever this stupid show is on Cbeebies, I obviously watch CBBC.

16 Tosser
17 Pandi
18 Pleb
19 Twat
20 Bawdy idle-headed foot-licker!
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