Top 10 British InsultsMontyPython
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Do not care whatsoever
Another definition is: PositronWildhawk. - Puga
One which I've overused. But only when I really, really mean it. - PositronWildhawk
Meaning: "Basically the insult for a pervert." - MontyPython6 Comments
Oops, thanks for the clarification!
Hence John Lennon's line in the Beatle song The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill "...and I curse sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid Git."
I'm going to boo you lists too. Boo. - KoolGuy2218
Go ahead, even though there's no reason. This list isn't about stupid opinions and hate, it's actually about a different topic, genius. - MontyPython
Meaning: "Calling someone a 'sod' or a 'moron'." - MontyPython
This has been used so much in my family, and naturally I say it as well.
And the way we use cheeky, it isn't really an insult. More of a light hearted dig. - RaineSage
Same thing, although it means sneaky or little bit rude in our family. - PizzaGuy
Meaning: "Someone is acting very rude." - MontyPython
If someone said this to me I wouldn't be offended. These insults are lame. I know they're British, but seriously? Cheeky? Is that saying that their cheks look big? - BlueTopazIceVanilla
In the US, this usually means a person who is bad at the game of golf.
Meaning: "Calling someone slow or stupid." - MontyPython
This is USA slang for "divide", as in "We are going to divvy up the Halloween candy we collected".
Meaning: "Calling someone an idiot." - MontyPython
Haha! So very british! - gemcloben
I'm English and I use it to call someone a bit slow and divvy
Meaning: "Calling someone a slacker." - MontyPython
First entered the American vernacular via George Harrison in the movie Hard Day's Night, when he muttered "I think they're Grotty", when referring to some supposedly fashionable shirts somebody asked him about.
Shortly after that it was picked up and used by the California surfer sub-culture, gradually working its way into US fame by Moon Zappa's hilarious Valley Girl song in 1982.
Meaning: "Calling someone disgusting." - MontyPython
Short for "grotesque", and later co-opted from the colloquial Val-Speak by Moon Unit Zappa in the famous 1980's song "Valley Girls", but mis-spelled by the media as "Grody- to the max! "
Meaning: "Calling someone insane." - MontyPython
I use this sometimes. - PizzaGuy
Meaning: "Calling someone unattractive." - MontyPython
It looks like a nosey parker deserves a big punch on the bloody nose!
Meaning: "Telling someone they're getting into people's business and they're really annoying." - MontyPython
This one is always popping up in old books. - PetSounds
This is funny and quite disgusting too
I guess they like pornhub
To the illiterate who posted the comment before mine. It is 'of course', not 'off course'. Also, punctuation isn't hard. Your computer/phone/tablet will do all the work for you.
Off course this is the best watch any of Lhugueny videos that have captain price in them
Homer Simpson what on your WHAT NOW? You gotta go get help.
That British insult reminds me of a Simpson episode (the older ones) that the Simpson family (including Abe) had travelled to England for a holiday, and Homer got into trouble for bad manners towards the Quern of England. LOL! 😂
Homer simpson suckle on my nipples please ooh yes
Um, Topaz, you don't need to know... - TwilightKitsune
Whenever this stupid show is on Cbeebies, I obviously watch CBBC.
Whar does this mean? As far as I know, in American English it means that something makes noise. How this is an insult is weird. - BlueTopazIceVanilla
What a pleb
Someone who lost direction, someone who has gone nut
Like boy your head looks like water proof
Yep. That insult is pretty good.
Dickhead as in dicks
What dose this mean they do any anything for them to stay with girlfriend or wife
Why insult donkeys? Why? I love them!
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