Top 10 British Insults

Do not care whatsoever

Another definition is: PositronWildhawk. - Puga

One which I've overused. But only when I really, really mean it. - PositronWildhawk

Meaning: "Basically the insult for a pervert." - MontyPython

Oops, thanks for the clarification!

Hence John Lennon's line in the Beatle song The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill "...and I curse sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid Git."

I'm going to boo you lists too. Boo. - KoolGuy2218

Go ahead, even though there's no reason. This list isn't about stupid opinions and hate, it's actually about a different topic, genius. - MontyPython

Meaning: "Calling someone a 'sod' or a 'moron'." - MontyPython

This has been used so much in my family, and naturally I say it as well.

And the way we use cheeky, it isn't really an insult. More of a light hearted dig. - RaineSage

Same thing, although it means sneaky or little bit rude in our family. - PizzaGuy

Meaning: "Someone is acting very rude." - MontyPython

If someone said this to me I wouldn't be offended. These insults are lame. I know they're British, but seriously? Cheeky? Is that saying that their cheks look big? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

In the US, this usually means a person who is bad at the game of golf.

Meaning: "Calling someone slow or stupid." - MontyPython

This is USA slang for "divide", as in "We are going to divvy up the Halloween candy we collected".

Meaning: "Calling someone an idiot." - MontyPython

Haha! So very british! - gemcloben

I'm English and I use it to call someone a bit slow and divvy

Meaning: "Calling someone a slacker." - MontyPython

First entered the American vernacular via George Harrison in the movie Hard Day's Night, when he muttered "I think they're Grotty", when referring to some supposedly fashionable shirts somebody asked him about.
Shortly after that it was picked up and used by the California surfer sub-culture, gradually working its way into US fame by Moon Zappa's hilarious Valley Girl song in 1982.

Meaning: "Calling someone disgusting." - MontyPython

Short for "grotesque", and later co-opted from the colloquial Val-Speak by Moon Unit Zappa in the famous 1980's song "Valley Girls", but mis-spelled by the media as "Grody- to the max! "

Meaning: "Calling someone insane." - MontyPython

I use this sometimes. - PizzaGuy

Meaning: "Calling someone unattractive." - MontyPython

This is funny and quite disgusting too

I guess they like pornhub

To the illiterate who posted the comment before mine. It is 'of course', not 'off course'. Also, punctuation isn't hard. Your computer/phone/tablet will do all the work for you.

Off course this is the best watch any of Lhugueny videos that have captain price in them

Homer Simpson what on your WHAT NOW? You gotta go get help.

That British insult reminds me of a Simpson episode (the older ones) that the Simpson family (including Abe) had travelled to England for a holiday, and Homer got into trouble for bad manners towards the Quern of England. LOL! 😂

Homer simpson suckle on my nipples please ooh yes

Um, Topaz, you don't need to know... - TwilightKitsune

Whenever this stupid show is on Cbeebies, I obviously watch CBBC.

Whar does this mean? As far as I know, in American English it means that something makes noise. How this is an insult is weird. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

What a pleb

Good insult!

Someone who lost direction, someone who has gone nut

Like boy your head looks like water proof

Yep. That insult is pretty good.

Dickhead as in dicks

What dose this mean they do any anything for them to stay with girlfriend or wife

Why insult donkeys? Why? I love them!

GORDON RAMSAY!