Top 10 British Insults


The Top Ten

1 Wanker

Do not care whatsoever

Another definition is: PositronWildhawk. - Puga

One which I've overused. But only when I really, really mean it. - PositronWildhawk

Meaning: "Basically the insult for a pervert." - MontyPython

2 Git

Oops, thanks for the clarification!

Hence John Lennon's line in the Beatle song The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill "...and I curse sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid Git."

I'm going to boo you lists too. Boo. - KoolGuy2218

Go ahead, even though there's no reason. This list isn't about stupid opinions and hate, it's actually about a different topic, genius. - MontyPython

Meaning: "Calling someone a 'sod' or a 'moron'." - MontyPython

3 Cheeky

This has been used so much in my family, and naturally I say it as well.

And the way we use cheeky, it isn't really an insult. More of a light hearted dig. - RaineSage

Same thing, although it means sneaky or little bit rude in our family. - PizzaGuy

Meaning: "Someone is acting very rude." - MontyPython

If someone said this to me I wouldn't be offended. These insults are lame. I know they're British, but seriously? Cheeky? Is that saying that their cheks look big? - BlueTopazIceVanilla

4 Duffer

In the US, this usually means a person who is bad at the game of golf.

Meaning: "Calling someone slow or stupid." - MontyPython

5 Divvy

This is USA slang for "divide", as in "We are going to divvy up the Halloween candy we collected".

Meaning: "Calling someone an idiot." - MontyPython

Haha! So very british! - gemcloben

6 Gormless

I'm English and I use it to call someone a bit slow and divvy

Meaning: "Calling someone a slacker." - MontyPython

7 Grotty

First entered the American vernacular via George Harrison in the movie Hard Day's Night, when he muttered "I think they're Grotty", when referring to some supposedly fashionable shirts somebody asked him about.
Shortly after that it was picked up and used by the California surfer sub-culture, gradually working its way into US fame by Moon Zappa's hilarious Valley Girl song in 1982.

Meaning: "Calling someone disgusting." - MontyPython

Short for "grotesque", and later co-opted from the colloquial Val-Speak by Moon Unit Zappa in the famous 1980's song "Valley Girls", but mis-spelled by the media as "Grody- to the max! "

8 Nutter

Meaning: "Calling someone insane." - MontyPython

I use this sometimes. - PizzaGuy

9 Munter

Meaning: "Calling someone unattractive." - MontyPython

10 Nosey Parker

It looks like a nosey parker deserves a big punch on the bloody nose!

Meaning: "Telling someone they're getting into people's business and they're really annoying." - MontyPython

This one is always popping up in old books. - PetSounds

The Contenders

11 Sperm Drinker

This is funny and quite disgusting too

I guess they like pornhub

12 C**t

To the illiterate who posted the comment before mine. It is 'of course', not 'off course'. Also, punctuation isn't hard. Your computer/phone/tablet will do all the work for you.

Off course this is the best watch any of Lhugueny videos that have captain price in them

13 Ginger T**t
14 Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson what on your WHAT NOW? You gotta go get help.

That British insult reminds me of a Simpson episode (the older ones) that the Simpson family (including Abe) had travelled to England for a holiday, and Homer got into trouble for bad manners towards the Quern of England. LOL! 😂

Homer simpson suckle on my nipples please ooh yes

15 Bollocks
16 Clangers

Um, Topaz, you don't need to know... - TwilightKitsune

Whenever this stupid show is on Cbeebies, I obviously watch CBBC.

Whar does this mean? As far as I know, in American English it means that something makes noise. How this is an insult is weird. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

17 Pleb

What a pleb

18 Twat

Good insult!

19 Tosser
20 Pandi
21 Bellend
22 Bawdy idle-headed foot-licker!
23 Disoriented

Someone who lost direction, someone who has gone nut

24 Poof

Like boy your head looks like water proof

25 Dickhead

Yep. That insult is pretty good.

Dickhead as in dicks

26 Scouse
27 Bugger
28 Pillock
29 Googly
30 Fanny Liker

What dose this mean they do any anything for them to stay with girlfriend or wife

31 You Donkey!!!!

Why insult donkeys? Why? I love them!


32 Knob
33 Pratt
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Top Remixes

1. Wanker
2. Git
3. Cheeky
1. Nutter
2. Git
3. Wanker
1. Cheeky
2. Duffer
3. Grotty


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