Top Ten British Stereotypes


The Top Ten

1 We all drink tea

This is the only true one. We are all addicts! - gemcloben

Sad but true. I would say mainly in England though. - HollyRolo

I must be British

Don't forget the fish and chips!

2 We all wear top hats and single-lens glassed with chains

We only wear single-lens glasses to parties and funerals. Other wise we wear strictly three-lens glasses

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3 Everyone's accent is amazing

That's a stereotype I have! But well, not every British can be like the amazing Britgirl! I guess we just met the top british citiziens here in The Top Tens! - keyson

4 British people are from England and English people are from London

When foreigners say all that crap, I go insane. - PositronWildhawk

5 We say stuff like "Good day to you sir" and "Jolly good"

Sometimes we say that, not always though - SansTheComic

How jolly offensive! - TwilightKitsune

Oh, good day HollyRolo. Jolly good list I must say! May I get back to my tea now? It's getting jolly cold! - Britgirl

And sometimes "U wot m8? ", sadly... - Entranced98

6 We all have big noses

I would find this very offensive

7 Everyone is basically Oliver Twist
8 We hate France

With good reason; they invaded in the year 1066 and never left!

This is not true. We love France! - gemcloben

Then why is French promoted in schools of Britain? - TwilightKitsune

9 We have bad teeth
10 We eat bland, boiled, awful food

The Newcomers

? They are lazy

The Contenders

11 We talk about the weather 24/7

This one sums us up - gemcloben

12 We are sarcastic
13 They all live in thatched cottages

Been watching too much Lord Of The Rings? - TwilightKitsune

14 We are all pirates

No, those are the Irish lot - TwilightKitsune

15 We want to conquer the world

We tried. Then America happened

Whoever made the comment about Americanis obviously a racist

16 We are snobbish
17 We are not funny

No, we're not funny at all, nor are we sarcastic. What a ridiculous thought! - PositronWildhawk

18 We are all punctual V 1 Comment
19 We Worship Harry Potter

He is our eternal supreme being. We all strive to be more like him

20 We're extremely polite
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