Top 10 Percy Jackson Quotes

The Top Ten
1 You hit the lord of the titans with a plastic hair brush

It's a blue plastic hairbrush!

Obviously the best

2 This is a pen

This is only in the movies. I don't like this one

Yes, well noticed Percy.

Yes, percy that is a pen

3 The end of the world happened when a pegasus landed on my car

I love Blackjack, he's so funny.

4 Seaweed brain

Literally the best nick name for Percy.

5 The normal day when, you realize a titan is standing behind you

So great, and honestly so much better than the others to me!

6 The look in her eyes was beyond mad. It was evil.
7 Imagine the world in chaos, that is today
8 Pinecone face

Literally an insult on Thalia when she was a pine tree.

9 Suffering. I love suffering!! Let's do this.

Leo Valdez, Supersized Mcshizzle. Bad Boy Supreme. "Can we call them Bad Storm Spirits? Because Venti sounds like evil espresso drinks"

Classical Leo, always trying to lighten the mood.

Yay. Lets suffer guys

Team Leo for life!

10 Death breath
The Contenders
11 Let's go to the damn snackbar

This should be number 1. I still find it funny today!

A very funny joke like , while I don't want to say.

This line still makes me laugh when I hear it!

I love when they go to a dam and there all just like lets go to the damn snackbar, lets get some damn water

12 With great power comes the great need to nap.

I can't stop laughing!

13 Tremble before the horrors of Diet Coke

Like duh it should be number 1.

This should be up higher.

14 Bob says hello.
15 Spoiler alert! Yeah! Who Died? Who came back? Who's your freakin' supervised Mcshizzle now baby? Woooooooooo!

This should be #1 all time! Team Leo for life!

16 Lets go save some gods
17 You drool in your sleep.

OMFG, this is the classical line at the start of the lightning thief. How was this not on here earlier. I had to ADD it on. It should be first. Anyone who doesn't vote for this is a dishonour to the Percy Jackson fandom and is not a true fan.

18 Tell the sun and stars hello for me.

Possibly the saddest quote I ever read.

19 Oh no! Frank is turning into a crazy dolphin!...... I said, Frank is turning into a CRAZY DOLPHIN!

Oh no. I am turning into a crazy dolphin
*turns into a crazy dolphin*

20 She wanted me to betray you guys, and I was like, 'Pfft, right, I'm gonna listen to a face in the potty sludge'.
21 Being a hero doesn't mean you're invincible. It means you brave enough to stand up and do what's needed
22 Yours in demigodishness, and all that. Peace out!
23 Even strength has to bow down to wisdom sometimes

Bravery is overrated, what's the point in being brave and charging into battle if you don't have a decent strategy to stop you from getting killed?

24 I try not to think...it interferes with being nuts
25 On the third attack, Hazel nearly ate a boulder.
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