Top Ten Cartoon and Video Game Character Theories That Aren't True

Ever wonder if a nuclear blast made Spongebob? Or if Phineas is that evil doctor's son? Well here, I'll tell you why there impossible!

The Top Ten

1 A Nuclear Blast Made SpongeBob

Oh yeah...

Nope. 3 people prove this impossible. Spongebuck, Pecos Patrick, and Hopalong Tentacles. They are deformed in 1892! Sorry, you're wrong, you can call this possible, but you'd be lying to yourself! Not convinced? Think the SpongeBob calendar is slower than ours? Well how about Spongegar, Patar, and Sqoug. They are alive in 1,000,000 B.C dammit!

2 Timmy Turner is Eternal

Today Timmy is 14 and still has god parents, and 14 years is only how long the the shows been going. So many believe Timmy is eternal. One problem. Each episode is one week, and there are 158 episodes, and wasn't Timmy, 9? He's got some time left before I'm stupid! (Don't make me dumb Timmy! )

3 Tarzan is Elsa's Brother

They don’t even look alike - blackflower

Tarzan is set in the 1800s and Frozen is set in the 1200s. It just ain't gonna happen

4 Luigi x Roselina

A more convincing theory I couldn't debunk( and I'm good at that) says Roselina is Luigi's daughter so...

5 Luigi x Daisy

They only meet in spin off games! Mario met her first in Mario land for the gameboy.

6 SpongeBob x Patrick

One thing says SpongeBob ain't gay, and that's the fact he shows many affections for Sandy.

(Sorry, meant to say SpongeBob x Patrick! )

(Meant to say SpongeBob x Patrick! )

7 Phineas is Son of That Science Guy

The science guy dates Phineas' mum once!

8 The Pixar Theory

Yeah, it can’t be true - blackflower

There's so many problems with this just watch the video: Pixar theory debunked.

9 Sans is Ness

Even though Undertale is inspired by Earthbound, this is still not true.

10 Rick and Morty and Doc and Marty Are the Same

No, rather Doc and Marty are Rick and Morty's dimensional counterparts witch failed to get in on the action.

Wouldn't that technically mean they are? You know what, dimensions always hurt my head, forget what I said

The Contenders

11 Blaze the Cat is the Long Lost Debunked Love Interest of Felix the Cat or Any Other Classic Cartoon Character

Not true. Blaze is just a video game character from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise starting with Sonic Rush. She never appeared in any cartoons, and never met any (classic or famous) cartoon characters.

Did Connor Banjoper make this up? - TwilightKitsune


12 Every Fictional Hero, Heroine and Their Sidekicks Have an Alliance With Simba and the Rest of the Pridelanders from the Lion King and the Lion Guard

And it shouldn’t - blackflower

13 Mario Is Mental

Matpat’s most stupid theory out there. The “Racist Mario” Video don’t prove anything. It’s just a parody. - Tgamez

14 Waluigi is Wario's Conscience

One problem: waluigi is very much real!

15 Knuckles x Rouge is Canon, They Get Married at the End and Have an Echidna-Bat Baby

Not going to happen... Knuckles and Rouge are rivals. Rouge is just a flirt. Knux doesn't even like Rouge. It's obvious that Rouge just wants to steal the Master Emerald.

16 Fox McCloud and Simba Are the Same

Definitely not true. They never met, and they're 100% different and have no alliance with each other. Fox is a nice guy, and Simba is a brat.

17 Cream the Rabbit is In a Romantic Relationship, and Her Boyfriend is a Fox, Which is Either Tails or Fox McCloud

Wrong. Cream is six years old and too young for romance. (Same with Tails) Also, Fox already has a love interest (Fara in the comics or Krystal in the games), so pairing him with Cream is a major age gap and not right.

18 Daxter and Muk Are the Same As Timon

Not true. Daxter (from the Jak series of video games) is an 'ottsel', which is a fictional weasel/otter hybrid, and Muk (from the Balto movies) is a polar bear cub. They aren't meerkats like Timon is. Thus they are all different from one another. Stop comparing and crossing everything over with The Lion King... Geez.

19 The Mane Six Will End Up Marrying the Trains from the Thomas the Tank Engine Universe

This ones pretty dumb - blackflower

Not going to happen.

Heck no! I don't care what the Pooh's Adventures crew thinks. It will never happen!

20 Fuli the Cheetah from the Lion Guard is Sonic's Love Interest, While Bunga is the Same As Sticks from Sonic Boom

Never! They don't know each other, they never met each other and pairing them up together is not right. TLG is a horrible show and should leave the Sonic series alone.

21 Balto is the Same As the Lion King

Not true. They may be both mid-1990's animated movies starring talking animals, but there are more differences than similarities. One is Disney while another is non-Disney, for starters... Balto is a nice guy who starts off as an outcast but gets recognized as a true hero later on when he runs for miles to get the medicine from Nome to back. Simba is a brat (as a kid) and a fierce authority figure (as an adult) who is told to forget his past by saying "Hakuna Matata" by his annoying, bug-eating and farting sidekicks. Jenna is secretly an action girl who saved Balto's life from being attacked by a grizzly bear. Nala is a wuss who never gets to fight Scar without Simba. These are just a few examples on why they're different from one another.

22 Every Fictional Villain and Their Henchmen Have an Alliance With Scar and the Rest of the Outlanders from the Lion King and the Lion Guard, They Also Have Hyenas As Henchmen, Too
23 James McCloud and Mufasa Are the Same

False. They have no alliance with each other, and have more differences than similarities.

24 Karel (Fire Emblem) is a Villain. He's Also the Identical Twin of Sephiroth (Final Fantasy Vii)

Not true. Karel is a good guy and is one of Eliwood/Lyn/Hector's allies. Sephy is a villain. There are no similarities other than looks/swords. Putting them together should never happen, and even if they did, they would try to kill each other rather than join forces with each other.

25 Lucius (Fire Emblem) is a Girl.

Wrong. Lucius is, in fact, a male character. He just looks feminine, that's all.

26 Nikki, Kaltag and Star Ripped Off Shenzi, Banzai and Ed from the Lion King

Not true. They ditched Steele and helped Balto in the end, which is something that the hyena trio would never do. I'm sure that there are many other differences that are too many to mention at this point, but that was the one that completely stands out, story-wise.

27 Characters and Worlds from Every Movie, Game, Etc Exist In the Kingdom Hearts Universe, Not Just Disney and Square-Enix. This Includes SSB'S Fighters Making an Appearance In Kh. Sora Will Also Appear In SSB

Not gonna happen.

28 Rouge the Bat is the Possible Love Interest of Every Male Character of Every Movie, Game, or TV Show

Not true. If she were to have a love interest, it would have to be a Sonic character. I'm hoping that it would be Shadow, but unfortunately, she has a crush on her rival Knuckles despite him not liking her back, plus her flirting with Sonic himself is also possible. Seriously, furries. Being a flirt doesn't make her compatible with everyone.

29 Janja, Cheezi and Chungu from the Lion Guard Are the Same As the Trios from the Balto Movies

Wrong. Judging by their appearances and personalities, the Lion Guard hyena trio might actually be ripoffs of Steele's trio (Nikki, Kaltag and Star) and Niju's trio (Nuk, Yak and Sumac) than the other way around. This what makes them lame characters who made their species' reputation worse, and I thought Shenzi, Banzai and Ed were awful.

30 Aleu (Balto II) is Friends With Kiara (The Lion King II)

Wrong... They never met, and it is already confirmed that Kiara hangs out with Tiifu and Zuri in The Lion Guard, anyway. No need for Aleu to be there.

31 Sonic x Shadow

Never going to happen. They're rivals.

32 Ed (The Lion King) is Smarter Than Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic Boom)

Wrong. Knuckles is, in fact, supposed to be smart, and therefore is smart. Ed was supposed to be stupid, and is therefore stupid. It's simple as heck. Why do people think the other way around when Ed was doing something stupid like chewing on his own leg and how Knuckles managed to find every piece of the Master Emerald as much as possible? It really doesn't make sense to me.

33 Shadow the Hedgehog is a Bishonen

Wrong. He's just an anthropomorphic hedgehog. Even if he were human, he'd have a more masculine appearance. Bishie-fying him just isn't right.

34 The Pyro from Team Fortress 2 is Male
35 Sans is actually a human wearing a mask

He's nothing but a talking skeleton, so he's neither a human wearing a mask, nor is he Ness from Earthbound in skeletal form like many silly fans claim him to be. Sans is just his own character.

36 Heavy is Fat
37 TailsXCream is canon

So not true at all. That stupid idea for a couple is far from canon, in fact. Tails and Cream never, ever shown any romantic interest in each other in any of the games, shows or comics they appeared in, and any interaction they had together was only non-romantic and nothing else. There are no canon couples in Sonic, sure some are hinted, but TailsXCream was not one of them. In Sonic X, Tails loved Cosmo. In Sonic Boom, Tails likes Zooey. And in the games, Tails has no one but the closest he can get is Marine in Sonic Rush Adventure. I know people are entitled to their own opinions but, to be honest, Cream is not a love interest to Tails or anyone else whatsoever.

38 Wolf O'Donnell is a Bishonen

Not true. Just because he's a rival or evil counterpart to a main character doesn't make him a bishie. He is taller and more muscular than both Fox and Falco, and has a similar hairstyle to Fox. So it would make more sense to see Wolf as a manly male character rather than some effeminate pretty boy.

39 Shenzi mated with Kaltag in order to produce Janja

And this has got to be the scariest crossover-related theory that any Lion King fan (especially those that are Rule 34 artists or members of the Pooh's Adventures/Scratchpad Wiki communities) would come up with due to Janja and his fellow hyenas being similar to both Scar's hyena clan from The Lion King and Steele's sled dog team from Balto. Janja is a lead hyena like Shenzi but has a notch on his left ear like Kaltag. But knowing how crossover relationships are impossible in canon (due to The Lion King and Balto movies being made by two different studios; Disney and Universial/Amblimation respectively), it is very likely that Janja isn't Kaltag's son and that Shenzi mated with another Lion King hyena instead.

40 Karel (Fire Emblem) is Evil

Not true. He doesn't kill because he wanted to. He was just possessed and obsessed with his own blade.

41 Every Hero or Main Protagonist is a (Pride Lander) Lion in the Lion King

Not true.

42 Every Villain or Antagonist is a (Outlander) Lion in the Lion King. While Every Henchmen or Comic Relief Villain are All Spotted Hyenas.

I don't care what Kingdom Hearts II says, this is not true.

43 If It Exists, It Can Crossover with the Lion King or Kingdom Hearts. No Exceptions.

No it can’t - blackflower

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