Top Ten Cartoon and Video Game Character Theories That Aren't TrueEver wonder if a nuclear blast made Spongebob? Or if Phineas is that evil doctor's son? Well here, I'll tell you why there impossible!
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Nope. 3 people prove this impossible. Spongebuck, Pecos Patrick, and Hopalong Tentacles. They are deformed in 1892! Sorry, you're wrong, you can call this possible, but you'd be lying to yourself! Not convinced? Think the SpongeBob calendar is slower than ours? Well how about Spongegar, Patar, and Sqoug. They are alive in 1,000,000 B.C dammit!
Today Timmy is 14 and still has god parents, and 14 years is only how long the the shows been going. So many believe Timmy is eternal. One problem. Each episode is one week, and there are 158 episodes, and wasn't Timmy, 9? He's got some time left before I'm stupid! (Don't make me dumb Timmy! )
They don’t even look alike - blackflower
Tarzan is set in the 1800s and Frozen is set in the 1200s. It just ain't gonna happen
A more convincing theory I couldn't debunk( and I'm good at that) says Roselina is Luigi's daughter so...
They only meet in spin off games! Mario met her first in Mario land for the gameboy.
One thing says SpongeBob ain't gay, and that's the fact he shows many affections for Sandy.
(Sorry, meant to say SpongeBob x Patrick! )
(Meant to say SpongeBob x Patrick! )
The science guy dates Phineas' mum once!
Yeah, it can’t be true - blackflower
There's so many problems with this just watch the video: Pixar theory debunked.
Even though Undertale is inspired by Earthbound, this is still not true.
No, rather Doc and Marty are Rick and Morty's dimensional counterparts witch failed to get in on the action.
Wouldn't that technically mean they are? You know what, dimensions always hurt my head, forget what I said
Not true. Blaze is just a video game character from the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise starting with Sonic Rush. She never appeared in any cartoons, and never met any (classic or famous) cartoon characters.
Did Connor Banjoper make this up? - TwilightKitsune
And it shouldn’t - blackflower
Never going to happen.
Matpat’s most stupid theory out there. The “Racist Mario” Video don’t prove anything. It’s just a parody. - Tgamez
One problem: waluigi is very much real!
Not going to happen... Knuckles and Rouge are rivals. Rouge is just a flirt. Knux doesn't even like Rouge. It's obvious that Rouge just wants to steal the Master Emerald.
Definitely not true. They never met, and they're 100% different and have no alliance with each other. Fox is a nice guy, and Simba is a brat.
Wrong. Cream is six years old and too young for romance. (Same with Tails) Also, Fox already has a love interest (Fara in the comics or Krystal in the games), so pairing him with Cream is a major age gap and not right.
Not true. Daxter (from the Jak series of video games) is an 'ottsel', which is a fictional weasel/otter hybrid, and Muk (from the Balto movies) is a polar bear cub. They aren't meerkats like Timon is. Thus they are all different from one another. Stop comparing and crossing everything over with The Lion King... Geez.
This ones pretty dumb - blackflower
Not going to happen.
Heck no! I don't care what the Pooh's Adventures crew thinks. It will never happen!
Never! They don't know each other, they never met each other and pairing them up together is not right. TLG is a horrible show and should leave the Sonic series alone.
Not true. They may be both mid-1990's animated movies starring talking animals, but there are more differences than similarities. One is Disney while another is non-Disney, for starters... Balto is a nice guy who starts off as an outcast but gets recognized as a true hero later on when he runs for miles to get the medicine from Nome to back. Simba is a brat (as a kid) and a fierce authority figure (as an adult) who is told to forget his past by saying "Hakuna Matata" by his annoying, bug-eating and farting sidekicks. Jenna is secretly an action girl who saved Balto's life from being attacked by a grizzly bear. Nala is a wuss who never gets to fight Scar without Simba. These are just a few examples on why they're different from one another.
Never going to happen.
False. They have no alliance with each other, and have more differences than similarities.
Not true. Karel is a good guy and is one of Eliwood/Lyn/Hector's allies. Sephy is a villain. There are no similarities other than looks/swords. Putting them together should never happen, and even if they did, they would try to kill each other rather than join forces with each other.
Wrong. Lucius is, in fact, a male character. He just looks feminine, that's all.
Not true. They ditched Steele and helped Balto in the end, which is something that the hyena trio would never do. I'm sure that there are many other differences that are too many to mention at this point, but that was the one that completely stands out, story-wise.
Not gonna happen.
Not true. If she were to have a love interest, it would have to be a Sonic character. I'm hoping that it would be Shadow, but unfortunately, she has a crush on her rival Knuckles despite him not liking her back, plus her flirting with Sonic himself is also possible. Seriously, furries. Being a flirt doesn't make her compatible with everyone.
Wrong. Judging by their appearances and personalities, the Lion Guard hyena trio might actually be ripoffs of Steele's trio (Nikki, Kaltag and Star) and Niju's trio (Nuk, Yak and Sumac) than the other way around. This what makes them lame characters who made their species' reputation worse, and I thought Shenzi, Banzai and Ed were awful.
Wrong... They never met, and it is already confirmed that Kiara hangs out with Tiifu and Zuri in The Lion Guard, anyway. No need for Aleu to be there.
Never going to happen. They're rivals.
Wrong. Knuckles is, in fact, supposed to be smart, and therefore is smart. Ed was supposed to be stupid, and is therefore stupid. It's simple as heck. Why do people think the other way around when Ed was doing something stupid like chewing on his own leg and how Knuckles managed to find every piece of the Master Emerald as much as possible? It really doesn't make sense to me.
Wrong. He's just an anthropomorphic hedgehog. Even if he were human, he'd have a more masculine appearance. Bishie-fying him just isn't right.
He's nothing but a talking skeleton, so he's neither a human wearing a mask, nor is he Ness from Earthbound in skeletal form like many silly fans claim him to be. Sans is just his own character.
So not true at all. That stupid idea for a couple is far from canon, in fact. Tails and Cream never, ever shown any romantic interest in each other in any of the games, shows or comics they appeared in, and any interaction they had together was only non-romantic and nothing else. There are no canon couples in Sonic, sure some are hinted, but TailsXCream was not one of them. In Sonic X, Tails loved Cosmo. In Sonic Boom, Tails likes Zooey. And in the games, Tails has no one but the closest he can get is Marine in Sonic Rush Adventure. I know people are entitled to their own opinions but, to be honest, Cream is not a love interest to Tails or anyone else whatsoever.
Not true. Just because he's a rival or evil counterpart to a main character doesn't make him a bishie. He is taller and more muscular than both Fox and Falco, and has a similar hairstyle to Fox. So it would make more sense to see Wolf as a manly male character rather than some effeminate pretty boy.
And this has got to be the scariest crossover-related theory that any Lion King fan (especially those that are Rule 34 artists or members of the Pooh's Adventures/Scratchpad Wiki communities) would come up with due to Janja and his fellow hyenas being similar to both Scar's hyena clan from The Lion King and Steele's sled dog team from Balto. Janja is a lead hyena like Shenzi but has a notch on his left ear like Kaltag. But knowing how crossover relationships are impossible in canon (due to The Lion King and Balto movies being made by two different studios; Disney and Universial/Amblimation respectively), it is very likely that Janja isn't Kaltag's son and that Shenzi mated with another Lion King hyena instead.
Not true. He doesn't kill because he wanted to. He was just possessed and obsessed with his own blade.
I don't care what Kingdom Hearts II says, this is not true.
No it can’t - blackflower
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