Top Ten Celebrities That Would Be Fun to Prank Call

PositronWildhawk
A prank call opens up your chance to get whatever rage you have towards a celebrity off your chest. So let's hear your ideas!

The Top Ten

1 Stephen Hawking Stephen Hawking Stephen William Hawking (January 8, 1942 - March 13, 2018) was an English theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology within the University of Cambridge.

"Our ongoing black hole research may be about to disprove the concept of Hawking radiation. We can also confirm that within you, you have a wide load on the point of black hole collapse." Evil, I know. - PositronWildhawk

Call him in heaven

"Hello. I am an Alian from outer space. Please surrender immediately."

Too bad...

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2 David Cameron David Cameron David William Donald Cameron is a British politician who is at present the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Leader of its Conservative Party, and Member of Parliament for the Oxfordshire constituency of Witney.

Just don't hesitate. And make it the most apocalyptic threat to his poor-milking, country-killing, right-wing propaganda possible. - PositronWildhawk

The funny thing is, is that he was once prank called

That would be the best - you could have so much fun with that! - jmepa1234

Who is camerons favourite muppet character?... Ms Piggy

3 Skrillex Skrillex Skrillex is an American (Born in 1988, in Los Angeles, California) EDM producer who is known for popularizing dubstep. He is part of the bands Jack Ü (DJ) and From First To Last (Lead Singer). His album Recess debuted at 4 on the BB200, tying him with Zedd for the highest debut for an EDM album on ...read more.

There's an absolutely hilarious video of deadmau5 doing exactly this, and what I find most amusing is how easily he falls for it. Whereas the mau5 can't be fooled the same way. - PositronWildhawk

4 Kanye West Kanye West Kanye Omari West is an American rapper, songwriter, and fashion designer. He was born on June 8, 1977 in Atlanta, Georgia. After West's parents divorced, him and his single mother moved to Chicago, Illinois. At the age of 10, West temporarily moved to Nanjing, China, because his mother was teaching ...read more.

Yeah, he would probably just swear at you and say he's god and Jesus and Moses and Buddha and Zeus combined.

"I heard that you are god, so hand over my Big Mac because you owe me one! " - Delgia2k

"Beyonce had the best videos of all time! Stop trying, Kanye! " That would be funny

"Hello, Mr West? Ah, hello. We have God in reception, claiming to be you. When would be a good time for you to come and collect him...? " - Britgirl

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5 Bill Gates Bill Gates William Henry "Bill" Gates III is an American business magnate, entrepreneur, philanthropist, investor, and programmer.

I prank called this guy and he sued me. I want to tell him that I'm dead.

"Apple's new brilliantly innovative idea may be about to put you out of business! "
Actually, I think he'll see right through that one. - PositronWildhawk

It was funny until he sued.

This is the police. GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY
Him: umm ok...
Me: Yeah I'll be a multi kabillionaire! *dancing around room*
Him: Lol just kidding 😂😂
Me: **** you and all you **** ing companions you should be fired - Cobra-Kraken

6 Jeremy Clarkson Jeremy Clarkson Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring.

Hey quick punch me in the face LOL - Cobra-Kraken

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7 Donald Trump Donald Trump Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.

"Hey, Trump, I am a fortune teller who can see the future. Bernie Sanders is going to be the next president of America."

I would do that. - SamuiNeko

Can't wait for 2020 election where Dwayne the rock Johnson is going to be the next president of America. - Sausagelover99

Me: Build a wall
Trump: Taking a while
Me: To get that hair and face off

OHHH ROASTED

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8 Frankie Boyle Frankie Boyle Francis Martin Patrick "Frankie" Boyle is a Scottish comedian and writer, well known for his pessimistic and often controversial sense of humour.

If it was a one-way video chat, seeing and recording his reaction would be the best thing. - PositronWildhawk

9 Pope Francis Pope Francis Pope Francis is the 266th and current Pope of the Roman Catholic Church, a title he holds ex officio as Bishop of Rome, and Sovereign of the Vatican City.

"Hello, Frankie, I's God. I saw you steal that cheeseburger, you can't hide it from me. I'm going to have to confiscate your Popemobile. I hope that cheeseburger was amazing, Frankie." - Merilille

I think this is hilarious, but be careful what you say..most Catholics would be offended at this. Am I 'most Catholics'? No, but most of them would be offended. Just saying..

What are you hiding underneath that white cap? - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak

You have taken my smile and I want it back! NOOOWW! - Britgirl

10 Ian McKellen Ian McKellen Sir Ian Murray McKellen, CH, CBE is an English actor. He is the recipient of six Laurence Olivier Awards, a Tony Award, a Golden Globe Award, a Screen Actors Guild Award, a BIF Award, two Saturn Awards, four Drama Desk Awards and two Critics' Choice Awards. V 1 Comment

The Contenders

11 Graham Norton Graham Norton Graham William Walker, better known by his stage name Graham Norton, is an Irish television and radio presenter, comedian, and actor based in the United Kingdom.
12 Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.

Expect a roundhouse kick. - Therandom

Fun is not the word I would use Hazardous would be more like it.

I liked the photo of him getting ready to deliver a knockout punch/kick better.

ARE YOU CRAZY, RUN YOU FOOLS. HE WILL FIND YOU, IF HE DECIDES NOT TO KILL YOU THROUGH THE PHONE.

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13 Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj is a Trinidadian American rapper/pop music artist. Nicki is most known for songs like "Anaconda", "Only", "Truffle Butter", "Super Bass" and "Stupid Hoe" . Her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj. She was born on December 8, 1982 in Saint James Trinidad and Tobago. ...read more.

Just don't hesitate. And make it the most apocalyptic threat to her stupid, dumb and wrong career possible. - ThePwoperMuser101

Yas

"I am your biggest fan! You are the best singer ever! NOT." *hangs up phone* - RiverClanRocks

Did your song made you a stupid hoe? Did your song became one of the songs in the soundtrack of Star Wars The Force Awakens? Did your song became a snake and ate you or Did your song makes your ears bleed with those super bass? - kontrahinsunu

14 Barack Obama Barack Obama Barack Hussein Obama II is the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt Romney.

"Yes, Mr. President? This is God. I'm calling to tell you to expect a lightning bolt to strike down on your head in three...two...one."

15 Gordon Ramsay Gordon Ramsay Gordon James Ramsay is a Scottish-born British chef, restaurateur, and television personality. He is famous for being the host of shows like Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and Hotel Hell.

I hate this dude. It would be fun to prank call him, for sure.

16 Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian West is an American reality television personality, actress, socialite, businesswoman and model.

Don't forget that her butt has its own area code.

Hey Kim! Nicki Minaj has a bigger ass than you, foo! - AlphaQ

"Hello? Just want you to know that you're the sexiest women of history...NOT! " - SamuiNeko

No say you are the uglyest so go lick a cactus

17 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

I thank you, for not putting him number one. On lists like these his name is a redundancy and a simple cliche - CityGuru

This is a good idea:

Me: ( In a terrible scouse accent) Hello this is John Lennon. I am going to kill you.

Dustbin Bieber: Why? I did nothing!

Me: You liar! You did everything wrong! You called the Beatles crap! Me and George are on earth and we will kill you with Paul and Ringo tonight!

Dustbin Bieber: AAAHHH! * hangs up*

This joke is getting a bit old. '_' - SamuiNeko

*JB is blow drying his hair*
Me: Hey Bieber, is your hair dryer running?
JB: Well, of course, I'm using it right now
Me: THEN YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!

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18 Eminem Eminem Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce ...read more.
19 Zendaya Zendaya
20 Hillary Clinton Hillary Clinton Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician who was a candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination in the 2016 election.
21 Taylor Swift Taylor Swift Taylor Alison Swift is an American singer-songwriter. She was born on December 13, 1989 in Reading, Pennsylvania. She is best known for writing break up songs and for having more than 5 Grammys. She became interested in country music when she was around 9 years old and after watching a documentary about ...read more.

Hello,Babe Swift! Let's break up - kontrahinsunu

22 Rihanna Rihanna Robyn Rihanna Fenty is a Barbadian-American pop singer. Born in Saint Michael and raised in Bridgetown, she first entered the music industry by recording demo tapes under the direction of record producer Evan Rogers in 2003. She ultimately signed a recording contract with Def Jam Recordings after auditioning ...read more.
23 Kevin Conroy Kevin Conroy
24 Kesha Kesha Kesha (formerly known as Ke$ha) was born in Los Angeles, United States. She is best known for her hits like Timber, Tik Tok, and We R Who We R. Kesha is an animal rights activist and she works for H.S.I. (Humane Society International). Kesha also stands up for L.G.B.T. rights in America

1: (baby voice) Hi. I'm a music cwitic and your songs are weally good
2: (fancy voice) Hi, I'm a music critic. How is your day? If it's bad, I'm sorry to hear that but so are your songs!
3:(grumpy voice) grr. I'm not a music critic but your song made me grumpy.

25 Floyd Mayweather Jr. Floyd Mayweather Jr. Floyd Joy Mayweather Jr. is an American former professional boxer and current boxing promoter. ...read more.
26 Bob Dylan Bob Dylan Bob Dylan is an American singer-songwriter, author, and artist who has been an influential figure in popular music and culture for more than five decades.

Oh where have you been, my blue-eyed son? - Billyv

27 John Cena John Cena John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. (/ˈsiːnə/; born April 23, 1977) is an American professional wrestler, rapper, actor, and reality television show host signed to WWE, where he is assigned to the SmackDown brand. ...read more.

Punch me - Cobra-Kraken

AND HIS NAME IS JOhN CE nnaaA

28 Angry Grandpa

He's dead. You can't. - TeamRocket747

29 deadmau5 deadmau5 Joel Thomas Zimmerman (a.k.a. deadmau5) is a Canadian DJ producer, formerly a web developer, who produces a wide variety of electronic musical genres, such as electro and dubstep, but is best known for popularizing work in the areas of progressive house and electrohouse, along with the genres themselves. ...read more.

It'd be awesome to prank call mau5. He'd probably get pissed and go on a Kanye-esque rant.

30 Penn Jillette
31 Robert Downey Jr. Robert Downey Jr. Robert John Downey Jr. is an American actor. His career has included critical and popular success in his youth, followed by a period of substance abuse and legal troubles, and a resurgence of commercial success in middle age.

Iron Man, Iron Man, run over cats in a mini van---if he doesn't hit them first, he'll just hit them in reverse

32 Carson Lueders Carson Lueders

Carson is 13 I think

33 Shia LaBeouf Shia LaBeouf Shia Saide LaBeouf is an American actor, performance artist, and director who became known among younger audiences as Louis Stevens in the Disney Channel series Even Stevens.

I'd JUST DO IT!

34 Tom Green Tom Green Michael Thomas "Tom" Green is a Canadian actor, rapper, writer, comedian, producer, director, talk show host, and media personality.
35 Ozzy Osbourne Ozzy Osbourne John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne was born on December 3, 1948. He is also known as ''The Prince of Darkness''. Ozzy is an English singer, songwriter, and television personality. He rose to prominence in the early 1970s as the lead vocalist of the band Black Sabbath. Osbourne was fired from Black Sabbath ...read more.
36 Onision
37 Amanda Bynes Amanda Bynes Amanda Laura Bynes is an American former actress. After appearing in commercials and in plays, Bynes rose to prominence as a child star in the late 1990s and early 2000s, first on the Nickelodeon series All That from 1996 to 2000, and then on her own show, The Amanda Show (1999-2002), becoming a teen ...read more.
38 Sacha Baron Cohen Sacha Baron Cohen Sacha Noam Baron Cohen is an English actor, comedian, and screenwriter. A graduate of Christ's College, Cambridge, Baron Cohen is most widely known for creating and playing five fictional characters: Ali G, Borat Sagdiyev, Brüno Gehard, Admiral General Aladeen and Nobby Butcher. V 1 Comment
39 Dan Middleton (DanTDM)

Hey this is a sexy woman call me! - Cobra-Kraken

40 Tiwa Savage
41 Genevieve Nnaji
42 Kate Beckinsale Kate Beckinsale Kathrin Romary "Kate" Beckinsale (born 26 July 1973) is a British actress. After some minor television roles, she made her film debut in Much Ado About Nothing (1993) while still a student at the University of Oxford. She then appeared in British costume dramas such as Prince of Jutland (1994), Cold ...read more.
43 Bill Belichick Bill Belichick William Stephen Belichick is an American football coach and the long-time head coach of the New England Patriots of the National Football League.
44 Tyga Tyga Micheal Ray Stevenson, known by his stage name Tyga, is an American hip hop recording artist. In 2011, Tyga signed a recording contract with Young Money Entertainment, Cash Money Records and Republic Records.
45 Kim Jong-Un Kim Jong-Un Kim Jong-un is the Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea and supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, commonly referred to as North Korea.
46 Weird Al Yankovic Weird Al Yankovic Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American singer, songwriter, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, voice actor, music video director, film producer, and author.
47 Synyster Gates Synyster Gates Brian Elwin Haner, Jr., better known by his stage name Synyster Gates or simply Syn, is an American musician, best known for being the lead guitarist and backing vocalist of the band Avenged Sevenfold.
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