Stephen William Hawking (January 8, 1942 - March 14, 2018) was an English theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology within the University of Cambridge.
RIP, he was the only human to succeed 10,000 prank calls - Maddox121
It would've. - Luckys
"Our ongoing black hole research may be about to disprove the concept of Hawking radiation. We can also confirm that within you, you have a wide load on the point of black hole collapse." Evil, I know. - PositronWildhawk
Call him in heaven
David William Donald Cameron is a British politician who is at present the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Leader of its Conservative Party, and Member of Parliament for the Oxfordshire constituency of Witney.
Just don't hesitate. And make it the most apocalyptic threat to his poor-milking, country-killing, right-wing propaganda possible. - PositronWildhawk
The funny thing is, is that he was once prank called
That would be the best - you could have so much fun with that! - jmepa1234
Who is camerons favourite muppet character?... Ms Piggy
Skrillex is an American (Born in 1988, in Los Angeles, California) EDM producer who is known for popularizing dubstep. He is part of the bands Jack Ü (DJ) and From First To Last (Lead Singer). His album Recess debuted at 4 on the BB200, tying him with Zedd for the highest debut for an EDM album on ...read more.
There's an absolutely hilarious video of deadmau5 doing exactly this, and what I find most amusing is how easily he falls for it. Whereas the mau5 can't be fooled the same way. - PositronWildhawk
Kanye Omari West is an American rapper, songwriter, and fashion designer. He was born on June 8, 1977 in Atlanta, Georgia. After West's parents divorced, him and his single mother moved to Chicago, Illinois. At the age of 10, West temporarily moved to Nanjing, China, because his mother was teaching ...read more.
Yeah, he would probably just swear at you and say he's god and Jesus and Moses and Buddha and Zeus combined.
"I heard that you are god, so hand over my Big Mac because you owe me one! " - Delgia2k
"Beyonce had the best videos of all time! Stop trying, Kanye! " That would be funny
"Hello, Mr West? Ah, hello. We have God in reception, claiming to be you. When would be a good time for you to come and collect him...? " - Britgirl
William Henry "Bill" Gates III is an American business magnate, entrepreneur, philanthropist, investor, and programmer.
Doesn't share a penny
I prank called this guy and he sued me. I want to tell him that I'm dead.
"Apple's new brilliantly innovative idea may be about to put you out of business! "
Actually, I think he'll see right through that one. - PositronWildhawk
It was funny until he sued.
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring.
Nah he's just too horrible - jmepa1234
Hey quick punch me in the face LOL - Cobra-Kraken
POWER! - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak
Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.
"Hey, Trump, I am a fortune teller who can see the future. Bernie Sanders is going to be the next president of America."
I would do that. - SamuiNeko
Can't wait for 2020 election where Dwayne the rock Johnson is going to be the next president of America. - Sausagelover99
Hi Fat Head, I am psychic. The new president is no other than...
HILARY CLINTON - Cobra-Kraken
Francis Martin Patrick "Frankie" Boyle is a Scottish comedian and writer, well known for his pessimistic and often controversial sense of humour.
If it was a one-way video chat, seeing and recording his reaction would be the best thing. - PositronWildhawk
Pope Francis is the 266th and current Pope of the Roman Catholic Church, a title he holds ex officio as Bishop of Rome, and Sovereign of the Vatican City.
He is horrible! - BloDayBey
"Hello, Frankie, I's God. I saw you steal that cheeseburger, you can't hide it from me. I'm going to have to confiscate your Popemobile. I hope that cheeseburger was amazing, Frankie." - Merilille
I think this is hilarious, but be careful what you say..most Catholics would be offended at this. Am I 'most Catholics'? No, but most of them would be offended. Just saying..
What are you hiding underneath that white cap? - Bboymakinwitthefrekfreak
Sir Ian Murray McKellen is an English actor. He is the recipient of six Laurence Olivier Awards, a Tony Award, a Golden Globe Award, a Screen Actors Guild Award, a BIF Award, two Saturn Awards, four Drama Desk Awards and two Critics' Choice Awards.
Four words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS! " - PositronWildhawk
Kimbra Lee Johnson, known mononymously as Kimbra, is a New Zealand recording artist based in Los Angeles.
? Rush Limbaugh
Gordon James Ramsay is a Scottish-born British chef, restaurateur, and television personality. He is famous for being the host of shows like Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and Hotel Hell. He tends to have a fiery personality on television.
I hate this dude. It would be fun to prank call him, for sure.
Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian West is an American reality television personality, actress, socialite, businesswoman and model.
Don't forget that her butt has its own area code.
Hey Kim! Nicki Minaj has a bigger ass than you, foo! - AlphaQ
It would be hilarious. - PokemonYesTeletubbiesNo
"Hello? Just want you to know that you're the sexiest women of history...NOT! " - SamuiNeko
Graham William Walker, better known by his stage name Graham Norton, is an Irish television and radio presenter, comedian, and actor based in the United Kingdom.
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.
Expect a roundhouse kick. - Therandom
Fun is not the word I would use Hazardous would be more like it.
I liked the photo of him getting ready to deliver a knockout punch/kick better.
You shouldn't mess with Walker, Texas Ranger. - bobbythebrony
Onika Tanya Maraj, known professionally as Nicki Minaj (born December 8, 1982) is a Trinidadian/American rapper / pop music artist. Minaj is most known for her songs such as "Anaconda", "Super Bass", "Starships" and her feature on "Bang Bang". ...read more.
Just don't hesitate. And make it the most apocalyptic threat to her stupid, dumb and wrong career possible. - ThePwoperMuser101
"I am your biggest fan! You are the best singer ever! NOT." *hangs up phone* - RiverClanRocks
Me: You're a Stupid Hoe!
Nicki Minaj: What the hell did you just say!
Me: *hangs up phone and dies of laughing* - Userguy44
Barack Hussein Obama II served as the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt ...read more.
"Yes, Mr. President? This is God. I'm calling to tell you to expect a lightning bolt to strike down on your head in three...two...one."
Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
I thank you, for not putting him number one. On lists like these his name is a redundancy and a simple cliche - CityGuru
This is a good idea:
Me: ( In a terrible scouse accent) Hello this is John Lennon. I am going to kill you.
Dustbin Bieber: Why? I did nothing!
Me: You liar! You did everything wrong! You called the Beatles crap! Me and George are on earth and we will kill you with Paul and Ringo tonight!
Dustbin Bieber: AAAHHH! * hangs up*
This joke is getting a bit old. '_' - SamuiNeko
Dumb bum stupid guy
Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce ...read more.
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician who was a Democratic presidential candidate in the 2008 and 2016 elections.
John Felix Anthony Cena Jr. (/ˈsiːnə/; born April 23, 1977) is an American professional wrestler, rapper, actor, and reality television show host signed to WWE, where he is assigned to the SmackDown brand. ...read more.
Punch me - Cobra-Kraken
AND HIS NAME IS JOhN CE nnaaA
Taylor Alison Swift is an American singer-songwriter. ...read more.
Hello,Babe Swift! Let's break up - kontrahinsunu
Shia Saide LaBeouf is an American actor, performance artist, and director who became known among younger audiences as Louis Stevens in the Disney Channel series Even Stevens.
I'd JUST DO IT!
Robyn Rihanna Fenty is a Barbadian-American pop singer. Born in Saint Michael and raised in Bridgetown, she first entered the music industry by recording demo tapes under the direction of record producer Evan Rogers in 2003. She ultimately signed a recording contract with Def Jam Recordings after auditioning ...read more.
Kim Jong-un is the Chairman of the Workers' Party of Korea and supreme leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, commonly referred to as North Korea.
Kesha Rose Sebert (formerly known as Ke$ha) was born on March 1st, 1987 in Los Angeles, United States. She is best known for her hits like Timber, Tik Tok, and We R Who We R. ...read more.
1: (baby voice) Hi. I'm a music cwitic and your songs are weally good
2: (fancy voice) Hi, I'm a music critic. How is your day? If it's bad, I'm sorry to hear that but so are your songs!
3:(grumpy voice) grr. I'm not a music critic but your song made me grumpy.
Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Floyd Joy Mayweather Jr. is an American former professional boxer and current boxing promoter. ...read more.
Bob Dylan is an American singer-songwriter, author, and artist who has been an influential figure in popular music and culture for more than five decades.
Oh where have you been, my blue-eyed son? - Billyv
He's dead. You can't. - TeamRocket747
Joel Thomas Zimmerman (a.k.a. deadmau5) is a Canadian DJ producer, formerly a web developer, who produces a wide variety of electronic musical genres, such as electro and dubstep, but is best known for popularizing work in the areas of progressive house and electrohouse, along with the genres themselves. ...read more.
It'd be awesome to prank call mau5. He'd probably get pissed and go on a Kanye-esque rant.
When he tells you to STFU, tell him “no, YOU STFU! ”
Robert Downey Jr.
Robert John Downey Jr. is an American actor. His career has included critical and popular success in his youth, followed by a period of substance abuse and legal troubles, and a resurgence of commercial success in middle age.
Iron Man, Iron Man, run over cats in a mini van---if he doesn't hit them first, he'll just hit them in reverse
Carson is 13 I think
Michael Thomas "Tom" Green is a Canadian actor, rapper, writer, comedian, producer, director, talk show host, and media personality.
John Michael "Ozzy" Osbourne was born on December 3, 1948. He is also known as ''The Prince of Darkness''. Ozzy is an English singer, songwriter, and television personality. He rose to prominence in the early 1970s as the lead vocalist of the band Black Sabbath. Osbourne was fired from Black Sabbath ...read more.
Gregory Daniel Jackson, known by his YouTube username Onision, is an American YouTuber and Internet personality.
Amanda Laura Bynes is an American former actress. After appearing in commercials and in plays, Bynes rose to prominence as a child star in the late 1990s and early 2000s, first on the Nickelodeon series All That from 1996 to 2000, and then on her own show, The Amanda Show (1999-2002), becoming a teen ...read more.
Sacha Baron Cohen
Sacha Noam Baron Cohen is an English actor, comedian, and screenwriter. A graduate of Christ's College, Cambridge, Baron Cohen is most widely known for creating and playing five fictional characters: Ali G, Borat Sagdiyev, Brüno Gehard, Admiral General Aladeen and Nobby Butcher.
My name a Borat
Dan Middleton (DanTDM)
Hey this is a sexy woman call me! - Cobra-Kraken
Kathrin Romary "Kate" Beckinsale (born 26 July 1973) is a British actress. After some minor television roles, she made her film debut in Much Ado About Nothing (1993) while still a student at the University of Oxford. She then appeared in British costume dramas such as Prince of Jutland (1994), Cold ...read more.
William Stephen Belichick is an American football coach and the long-time head coach of the New England Patriots of the National Football League.
Micheal Ray Stevenson, known by his stage name Tyga, is an American hip hop recording artist. In 2011, Tyga signed a recording contract with Young Money Entertainment, Cash Money Records and Republic Records.
Weird Al Yankovic
Alfred Matthew "Weird Al" Yankovic is an American singer, songwriter, parodist, record producer, satirist, actor, voice actor, music video director, film producer, and author.
Brian Elwin Haner, Jr., better known by his stage name Synyster Gates or simply Syn, is an American musician, best known for being the lead guitarist and backing vocalist of the band Avenged Sevenfold.
Mark Elliot Zuckerberg is an American technology entrepreneur and philanthropist. He is known for co-founding and leading Facebook as its chairman and chief executive officer.
Peer Van Mladen
Peer van Mladen (born May 3, 1989 in Belgrade, Republic of Serbia) has more than 8 million dollars in annual revenue and one of the most influential music producers.
Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro is a Portuguese professional footballer who plays as a forward for Italian club Juventus and the Portugal national team.