Stephen William Hawking (January 8, 1942 - March 14, 2018) was an English theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology within the University of Cambridge.
"Our ongoing black hole research may be about to disprove the concept of Hawking radiation. We can also confirm that within you, you have a wide load on the point of black hole collapse." Evil, I know.
RIP, he was the only human to succeed 10,000 prank calls
"Hello. I am an Alian from outer space. Please surrender immediately."
Call him in heaven
David William Donald Cameron is a British politician who is at present the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Leader of its Conservative Party, and Member of Parliament for the Oxfordshire constituency of Witney.
Just don't hesitate. And make it the most apocalyptic threat to his poor-milking, country-killing, right-wing propaganda possible.
That would be the best - you could have so much fun with that!
The funny thing is, is that he was once prank called
Who is camerons favourite muppet character?... Ms Piggy
Skrillex is an American (Born in 1988, in Los Angeles, California) EDM producer who is known for popularizing dubstep. He is part of the bands Jack Ü (DJ) and From First To Last (Lead Singer). His album Recess debuted at 4 on the BB200, tying him with Zedd for the highest debut for an EDM album on ...read more.
There's an absolutely hilarious video of deadmau5 doing exactly this, and what I find most amusing is how easily he falls for it. Whereas the mau5 can't be fooled the same way.
Kanye Omari West is an American rapper, songwriter, and fashion designer. He was born on June 8, 1977 in Atlanta, Georgia. After West's parents divorced, him and his single mother moved to Chicago, Illinois. At the age of 10, West temporarily moved to Nanjing, China, because his mother was teaching ...read more.
"Hello, Mr West? Ah, hello. We have God in reception, claiming to be you. When would be a good time for you to come and collect him...? "
Yeah, he would probably just swear at you and say he's god and Jesus and Moses and Buddha and Zeus combined.
"Beyonce had the best videos of all time! Stop trying, Kanye! " That would be funny
"I heard that you are god, so hand over my Big Mac because you owe me one! "
William Henry "Bill" Gates III is an American business magnate, entrepreneur, philanthropist, investor, and programmer.
"Apple's new brilliantly innovative idea may be about to put you out of business! "
Actually, I think he'll see right through that one.
I prank called this guy and he sued me. I want to tell him that I'm dead.
It was funny until he sued.
Doesn't share a penny
Jeremy Charles Robert Clarkson is an English broadcaster, journalist and writer who specialises in motoring.
Hey quick punch me in the face LOL
Nah he's just too horrible
Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American businessman, television personality, politician, and the 45th President of the United States. Born and raised in Queens, New York City, Trump received an economics degree from the Wharton School of the University of Pennsylvania in 1968. In 1971, ...read more.
"Hey, Trump, I am a fortune teller who can see the future. Bernie Sanders is going to be the next president of America."
Can't wait for 2020 election where Dwayne the rock Johnson is going to be the next president of America.
"Hey trump. You're going to die right now be John Cena!
It would be funny because he would reilly funny
Francis Martin Patrick "Frankie" Boyle is a Scottish comedian and writer, well known for his pessimistic and often controversial sense of humour.
If it was a one-way video chat, seeing and recording his reaction would be the best thing.
Pope Francis is the 266th and current Pope of the Roman Catholic Church, a title he holds ex officio as Bishop of Rome, and Sovereign of the Vatican City.
"Hello, Frankie, I's God. I saw you steal that cheeseburger, you can't hide it from me. I'm going to have to confiscate your Popemobile. I hope that cheeseburger was amazing, Frankie."
I think this is hilarious, but be careful what you say..most Catholics would be offended at this. Am I 'most Catholics'? No, but most of them would be offended. Just saying..
What are you hiding underneath that white cap?
You have taken my smile and I want it back! NOOOWW!
Sir Ian Murray McKellen is an English actor. He is the recipient of six Laurence Olivier Awards, a Tony Award, a Golden Globe Award, a Screen Actors Guild Award, a BIF Award, two Saturn Awards, four Drama Desk Awards and two Critics' Choice Awards.
Gordon James Ramsay is a Scottish-born British chef, restaurateur, and television personality. He is famous for being the host of shows like Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and Hotel Hell. He tends to have a fiery personality on television.
I hate this dude. It would be fun to prank call him, for sure.
Kimberly Noel "Kim" Kardashian West is an American reality television personality, actress, socialite, businesswoman and model.
"Hello? Just want you to know that you're the sexiest women of history...NOT! "
Don't forget that her butt has its own area code.
Hey Kim! Nicki Minaj has a bigger ass than you, foo!
It would be hilarious.
Graham William Walker, better known by his stage name Graham Norton, is an Irish television and radio presenter, comedian, and actor based in the United Kingdom.
Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter. He was born in March 10, 1940, in Ryan, OK. He is famous for mostly starring in western and action movies.
I liked the photo of him getting ready to deliver a knockout punch/kick better.
Fun is not the word I would use Hazardous would be more like it.
Hey Chuck, yeah, it's Bruce. I want my WATAA back! Don't make me come over there!
You shouldn't mess with Walker, Texas Ranger.
Onika Tanya Maraj, known professionally as Nicki Minaj (born December 8, 1982) is a Trinidadian/American rapper / pop music artist. Minaj is most known for her songs such as "Anaconda", "Super Bass", "Starships" and her feature on "Bang Bang". ...read more.
Just don't hesitate. And make it the most apocalyptic threat to her stupid, dumb and wrong career possible.
"I am your biggest fan! You are the best singer ever! NOT." *hangs up phone*
You're pretty... ugly
Did your song made you a stupid hoe? Did your song became one of the songs in the soundtrack of Star Wars The Force Awakens? Did your song became a snake and ate you or Did your song makes your ears bleed with those super bass?
Barack Hussein Obama II served as the 44th president of the United States of America. He was elected in 2008 after serving in the Senate from 2005-08, beating John McCain and becoming the first African-American to be elected President of the United States. He was elected again in 2012, beating Mitt ...read more.
"Yes, Mr. President? This is God. I'm calling to tell you to expect a lightning bolt to strike down on your head in three...two...one."
Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.
This is a good idea:
Me: ( In a terrible scouse accent) Hello this is John Lennon. I am going to kill you.
Dustbin Bieber: Why? I did nothing!
Me: You liar! You did everything wrong! You called the Beatles crap! Me and George are on earth and we will kill you with Paul and Ringo tonight!
Dustbin Bieber: AAAHHH! * hangs up*
I thank you, for not putting him number one. On lists like these his name is a redundancy and a simple cliche
I'm your number one fan... And you know how THAT story ends... Muhaha
This joke is getting a bit old. '_'
Eminem, born Marshall Bruce Mathers III, is an American rapper, actor and music producer born on October 17, 1972 in St. Joseph, Missouri. Eminem has sold over 300 million records making him the bestselling hip-hop artist of all time. In addition to his solo career, he is a member of D12 and (with Royce ...read more.
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton is an American politician who was a Democratic presidential candidate in the 2008 and 2016 elections.
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Taylor Alison Swift is an American singer-songwriter. ...read more.
Hello,Babe Swift! Let's break up
Shia Saide LaBeouf is an American actor, performance artist, and director who became known among younger audiences as Louis Stevens in the Disney Channel series Even Stevens.
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