Best Chandler Bing Quotes from Friends

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The Top Ten

1 What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
2 Oh! Liked what she saw? Dug my action did she!? Checkin out the Chan Chan Man!!

So funny checkin out the chan chan man!

3 I just found a talking puppy! I'm rich!
4 "It was summer, and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch! "Oh, look," cried Ned. And then the kingdom was his forever, the end!"
5 Handle? I can handle it. Handle is my middle name. Well, actually its the middle part of my first name
6 No you didnt get me its an electric drill, you get me you kill me!
7 Could we be more white trash?
8 I'm sorry, I just don't like the idea of when I'm saying 'I do'; he's thinking 'Yeah, I'd do her too!

Useful chat-up line, that. - PositronWildhawk

9 Don't worry, I'll be back before you know it. Yes it will be the same. Because I know, that's how. I promise.

You can pretty much guess who he's talking to on the phone. - SourNote2014

10 I don't wanna take a bath. Can't you draw a picture of us having sex on the balcony instead?

The Newcomers

? You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
? Until the age of 25 I thought the only response to "I love you" was "Oh crap"

The Contenders

11 So, in the words of A.A.Milne 'Get out of my chair, Dillhole!

This was easily one of my favorite episodes and I think chandlers best episode

12 Okay, they have had a very difficult year! What with the robbery and all! And that chick used to be very cute!
13 No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them.
14 I get my ya-yas from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less
15 Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you're not married to anymore of us are you?
16 When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.
17 Am I naked again?!
18 Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?
19 Here's some little known facts about couscous. They didn't add the second cous until 1979
20 Joey, be a pal. Take my hand and smack her with it

It's so funny! - Fandomstuck

21 Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... Did I say that out loud?

I mean I like her, I wanna keep seeing her but every so often it's like hey you know what where's your leg?

22 It's like someone literally wrote down my worst nightmare, and then charged me $32 to see it
23 Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
24 Dee, the sarcastic sister from What's Happening
25 I'm sorry we don't have your sheep.
26 Um, ok. The fifth dentist caved and now they’re all recommending Trident?
27 See, that's the problem with invisible dentists. It's very unsettling to see all those metal tools just floating around.
28 You know if you're not careful, you could not get married at all this year.
29 Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.
30 That's funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man/woman.
31 It was an accident, it's not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts
32 I mean I like her, I wanna keep seeing her but every so often it's like hey you know what where's your leg?
33 No way, it's suicide, the man's got an egg
34 Is it loaded?
35 I'm sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious
36 No, no, no, I can't myself get right out of them. You must have me confused with the amazing Chandler
37 We have a crying child roll the damn cameras
38 Oh dear God
39 I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!
40 Ken please!
41 Yet, I never run into Beyonce!
42 What are you doing here?... weird... turtle man?
43 In my defense, it was dark, and he was a very pretty guy!
44 No, I just always see guys doing this when they get handcuffs taken off them.
45 His legs flail about as if independent from his body!
46 Actually It’s Miss Chanandler Bong
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1. What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday?
2. I just found a talking puppy! I'm rich!
3. "It was summer, and it was hot. Rachel was there. A lonely gray couch! "Oh, look," cried Ned. And then the kingdom was his forever, the end!"
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1. Handle? I can handle it. Handle is my middle name. Well, actually its the middle part of my first name
2. I'm sorry, I just don't like the idea of when I'm saying 'I do'; he's thinking 'Yeah, I'd do her too!
3. Oh! Liked what she saw? Dug my action did she!? Checkin out the Chan Chan Man!!
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