1 Mario (Super Mario Bros)
Mario is the main character in the Mario Bros. Franchise, who was created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario Game, including spinoff series, as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super ...read more.
Mario could knock Caillou over with a super Cape and push him into a pot of the red plumber's fireballs to teach him to not to whine and that he needs to be treated like a steak on a rotisserie.
Mario should hit with a Piko Piko Hammer.
Mario should throw him to the void.
They are men who are on drugs tat hate kid shows cailou is dumb and asks obvious questions if I were Mario I would hit him with my hammer
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2 SpongeBob (SpongeBob Squarepants)
He would put him in the water and make him drown.
SpongeBob: wanna go swimming?
SpongeBob: (pushes Caillou in the water
Caillou: what are you doing? (In a whiny voice
SpongeBob: you said you wanted to go swimming - EpicJake
Spongebob: SHUT Up
Caillou accidentally tells a joke
Spongebob laughs so loud Caillou’s ears bleed then Patrick takes him to Squidward’s and he plays his clarinet then Sandy sings Texas and Caillou loses his tears and turn to tears of blood then Mr. Krabs throws him in the fryer then Plankton feeds him chum. He drives at mrs puffs boating school and bumps into a lighthouse then Mrs Puff puffs on him then he gets sent to Pearl. She cries so loud that he gets wet then Tom screams Chocolate his ears fall off he and Fred get tossed and he yells my leg. Harold and Krabs yell and Krabs holds his big meaty claws and he dies. The end
3 Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
Homer Jay Simpson is the protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family.
Caillou will have a new home by getting choked by Homer.
Homer Simpson has killed characters in the show, with caillou finishing it would pay
4 Rosie (Caillou's sister)
Rosie is gonna film Caillou strapped into a chair with duct tape and forced to watch F-Zero gp legend
5 Mordecai (Regular Show)
6 Light Yagami (Death Note)
Light Yagami is a fictional character and the protagonist of the manga series Death Note, created by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata.
7 Sonic (Sonic X)
Sonic would step it would kill both him like a Black Friday
Amy Rose would hate Caillou more.
8 Gumball Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)
Gumball Watterson is a twelve-year-old blue cat who is prone to causing mischief across the town due to not staying inside of the box. He is fairly egotistical and a veteran snarker; despite this, Gumball has a big heart and is surprisingly selfless. Although Gumball can be intelligent at times, he ...read more.
What! Are you kidding me! Gumball is even more worse than caillou
9 Maya Hart (Girl Meets World)
10 Sam Puckett (Icarly & Sam and Cat)
? Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
Rick Sanchez is a fictional character from the American animated television series Rick and Morty, aired on Adult Swim.
? Misty (Pokémon)
Misty, known as Kasumi in Japan, is a fictional character in the Pokémon franchise owned by Nintendo and created by Satoshi Tajiri. She’s the gym leader in Cerulean city & specializes in water Pokemon. In the games, she’s known as ‘the tomboy mermaid.’ ...read more.
11 Helga Pataki
Helga Pataki is a character from the 90s Nickelodeon cartoon Hey Arnold created by Craig Bartlett. She's known for being bossy and being a bully to most kids she encounters. However she's secretly loves Arnold despite the fact she acts bitter around him to keep her secret. She will often pull out a ...read more.
12 Rainbow Dash
Rainbow Dash is a female Pegasus pony from the popular 2010 kid's show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She represents the element of loyalty is one of most well known characters of the show.
She may be a little mean sometimes but she still does what is best for her friends .
20% Cooler than Caillou
13 Darth Vader (Star Wars)
Darth Vader was the original dark lord for Star Wars. Darth Vader ruled with both fear and aggression. Originally Anakin Skywalker a young Jedi who was then seduced by the dark side of the force by Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious. Vader had his limbs cut off by his jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi leaving ...read more.
Dislikes Caillou more than stupid hedgehog!
Who wants shiscababed Cauio
14 Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)
Stewart Gilligan "Stewie" Griffin is a main character from the animated television series Family Guy. Obsessed with violence and matricide, Stewie is the youngest child of Peter and Lois Griffin, and the brother of Meg and Chris Griffin.
He's probably planning to kill him
Hmm... No comment...
15 Sanjay (Sanjay and Craig)
Why is this a thing? Sanjay and Craig sucks!
Have the snake go up to Caillou's butt!
16 Bender (Futurama)
Bender Bending Rodríguez is a fictional robot who is a main character in the animated television series Futurama. He was created by series creators Matt Groening and David X. Cohen and is voiced by John DiMaggio.
Bender will tell Caillou to bite my shiny metal ass!
Bender cannot bare whiny little brats.He'd probably insult Caliou,then smoke in his face.
17 Master Hand (Smash Bros and Kirby Series)
18 Gaara (Naruto)
Gaara is a fictional character in the Naruto manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is the jinchuuriki of the one-tailed shukaku and can control sand that is stored in his gourd.
19 Mickey Mouse (Mickey's House of Mouse)
20 Lucy Heartfilia (Fairy Tail)
Lucy Heartfilia is a wizard in the guild, Fairy Tail. Her magic is called celestial spirit magic which allows her to summon spirits from another world. She currently possesses fifteen celestial keys, which is an extraordinary number for a celestial mage. She gets along best with Team Natsu, containing ...read more.