Top Ten Characters That Hate Caillou the Most

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The Top Ten

1 Mario (Super Mario Bros) Mario (Super Mario Bros) Mario is the main character in the Mario Bros. Franchise, who was created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario Game, including spinoff series, as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super ...read more.

Mario could knock Caillou over with a super Cape and push him into a pot of the red plumber's fireballs to teach him to not to whine and that he needs to be treated like a steak on a rotisserie.

Mario should hit with a Piko Piko Hammer.

Mario should throw him to the void.

They are men who are on drugs tat hate kid shows cailou is dumb and asks obvious questions if I were Mario I would hit him with my hammer

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2 SpongeBob (SpongeBob Squarepants)

He would put him in the water and make him drown.
SpongeBob: wanna go swimming?
Caillou: yes
SpongeBob: (pushes Caillou in the water
Caillou: what are you doing? (In a whiny voice
SpongeBob: you said you wanted to go swimming - EpicJake

Caillou: Wahhh
Spongebob: SHUT Up
Caillou accidentally tells a joke
Spongebob laughs so loud Caillou’s ears bleed then Patrick takes him to Squidward’s and he plays his clarinet then Sandy sings Texas and Caillou loses his tears and turn to tears of blood then Mr. Krabs throws him in the fryer then Plankton feeds him chum. He drives at mrs puffs boating school and bumps into a lighthouse then Mrs Puff puffs on him then he gets sent to Pearl. She cries so loud that he gets wet then Tom screams Chocolate his ears fall off he and Fred get tossed and he yells my leg. Harold and Krabs yell and Krabs holds his big meaty claws and he dies. The end

3 Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) Homer Jay Simpson is the protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family.

Caillou will have a new home by getting choked by Homer.

Homer Simpson has killed characters in the show, with caillou finishing it would pay

4 Rosie (Caillou's sister)

Rosie is gonna film Caillou strapped into a chair with duct tape and forced to watch F-Zero gp legend
Haahahaahahaahahaahahaa!

5 Mordecai (Regular Show) Mordecai (Regular Show)
6 Light Yagami (Death Note) Light Yagami (Death Note) Light Yagami is a fictional character and the protagonist of the manga series Death Note, created by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata.
7 Sonic (Sonic X)

Sonic would step it would kill both him like a Black Friday

Amy Rose would hate Caillou more.

8 Gumball Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball) Gumball Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball) Gumball Watterson is a twelve-year-old blue cat who is prone to causing mischief across the town due to not staying inside of the box. He is fairly egotistical and a veteran snarker; despite this, Gumball has a big heart and is surprisingly selfless. Although Gumball can be intelligent at times, he ...read more.

What! Are you kidding me! Gumball is even more worse than caillou

9 Maya Hart (Girl Meets World)
10 Sam Puckett (Icarly & Sam and Cat) Sam Puckett (Icarly & Sam and Cat)

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11 Helga Pataki Helga Pataki Helga Pataki is a character from the 90s Nickelodeon cartoon Hey Arnold created by Craig Bartlett. She's known for being bossy and being a bully to most kids she encounters. However she's secretly loves Arnold despite the fact she acts bitter around him to keep her secret. She will often pull out a ...read more.
12 Rainbow Dash Rainbow Dash Rainbow Dash is a female Pegasus pony from the popular 2010 kid's show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She represents the element of loyalty is one of most well known characters of the show. She may be a little mean sometimes but she still does what is best for her friends .

20% Cooler than Caillou

13 Darth Vader (Star Wars) Darth Vader (Star Wars) Darth Vader was the original dark lord for Star Wars. Darth Vader ruled with both fear and aggression. Originally Anakin Skywalker a young Jedi who was then seduced by the dark side of the force by Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious. Vader had his limbs cut off by his jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi leaving ...read more.

Dislikes Caillou more than stupid hedgehog!

Who wants shiscababed Cauio

14 Stewie Griffin (Family Guy) Stewie Griffin (Family Guy) Stewart Gilligan "Stewie" Griffin is a main character from the animated television series Family Guy. Obsessed with violence and matricide, Stewie is the youngest child of Peter and Lois Griffin, and the brother of Meg and Chris Griffin.

He's probably planning to kill him

Hmm... No comment...

15 Sanjay (Sanjay and Craig) Sanjay (Sanjay and Craig)

Why is this a thing? Sanjay and Craig sucks!

Have the snake go up to Caillou's butt!

16 Bender (Futurama) Bender (Futurama) Bender Bending Rodríguez is a fictional robot who is a main character in the animated television series Futurama. He was created by series creators Matt Groening and David X. Cohen and is voiced by John DiMaggio.

Bender will tell Caillou to bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender cannot bare whiny little brats.He'd probably insult Caliou,then smoke in his face.

17 Master Hand (Smash Bros and Kirby Series)
18 Gaara (Naruto) Gaara (Naruto) Gaara is a fictional character in the Naruto manga and anime series created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is the jinchuuriki of the one-tailed shukaku and can control sand that is stored in his gourd.
19 Mickey Mouse (Mickey's House of Mouse)
20 Lucy Heartfilia (Fairy Tail) Lucy Heartfilia (Fairy Tail) Lucy Heartfilia is a wizard in the guild, Fairy Tail. Her magic is called celestial spirit magic which allows her to summon spirits from another world. She currently possesses fifteen celestial keys, which is an extraordinary number for a celestial mage. She gets along best with Team Natsu, containing ...read more.
21 Greg Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid) Greg Heffley (Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Rodrick should torment Caillou

Greg: I can't believe you still watch Caillou? I haven't watched that since Kindergarten!
Rowley: Well, my parents suck and don't even let me watch Y7 shows! They think Y7 shows have too much violence.
Greg: You're in the NINTH GRADE!

22 UolliaC (GoAnimate)

UolliaC should beat up Caillou

UolliaC should yell really loud at Caillou.

UolliaC LOL Caillou what

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23 Swiper (Dora the Explorer) Swiper (Dora the Explorer)

He would swipe his toys - EpicJake

I'd bet swiper could change his name to snipper and snip caillou.

24 House (House M.D.)

House will makes a great doctor in the Caillou episode, Caillou goes to the doctor.

House M.D. Edition

25 Saitama (One Punch Man) Saitama (One Punch Man) Saitama is the main protagonist of the webcomic and anime series One Punch Man, who could easily destroy a continent with one punch. He is bored with his extreme power. He is registered with the Heroes Association as a C-Class Superhero and is tasked to defend Z-City against Mysterious Beings.

*sees Caillou bald* "He stole my hairstyle! " - SelfDestruct

26 L (Death Note) L (Death Note) L Lawliet, exclusively known by the mononym L, is a fictional character in the manga series Death Note, created by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata.
27 Peppa Pig (Peppa Pig) Peppa Pig (Peppa Pig)

She would annoy him with her oinking - EpicJake

It Doesn't Really Matter Because They Are Both Spoiled.

No, Peppa is worse than him!

28 Arthur Read (Arthur) Arthur Read (Arthur)

Arthur Will Punch Caillou.

He can punch Caillou like he did to DW.

He will punch Caillou just like he did to D.W.

Well it doesn't matter because their both spoiled

29 Princess Daisy (Super Mario) Princess Daisy (Super Mario) Princess Daisy is a fictional character in the Mario series of video games, in which she is the princess of the fictional region of Sarasaland. ...read more.

What! Are you kidding me! Princess daisy is wven more worse than caillou

Hi, I'm Daisy!

30 Vash the Stampede (Trigun) Vash the Stampede (Trigun) Vash the Stampede, also simply referred as Vash, is the main protagonist and the titular character of Trigun, an anime and manga series created by Yasuhiro Nightow.

Vash the stampede will steal doughnuts from that selfish little brat!

31 Waluigi (Mario series) Waluigi (Mario series) Waluigi is a selfish, greedy man who works closely with the infamous Wario. He is Luigi's rival and is known as the opposite of him. Waluigi first appeared in the Gameboy Color game, Mario Tennis as Wario's partner. He has appeared in every Mario Tennis game since, still remaining as Wario's partner. ...read more.

Waluigi is thicc

32 Ein (Cowboy Bebop) Ein (Cowboy Bebop)

Ein will scare and chase Caillou

33 Humping Robot (Robot Chicken)

That should be put on Caillou's Facebook

That would be hilarious!

Imagine him just humping caillou - Fireboy

34 Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) Raphael, nickname Raph or Rap, is a fictional character and one of the four main characters of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comics and all related media.

He'll stab him with his sais - Jay12

35 Sylvester The Cat (Looney Tunes)

Caillou;throwing tantrums) Waaahh!
Sylvester:aw shut up! (Smacks Caillou with a mallet)

Caillou: Waahh!
Sylvester: Aahh Shut Up! (smacks Caillou)

36 Rocko Rama (Rocko's Modern Life)
37 Johnny Test

KILL THEM BOTH!

38 Jerry (Tom and Jerry) Jerry (Tom and Jerry) Jerry Mouse is a fictional character and one of the title characters in Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer's series of Tom and Jerry theatrical cartoon short films. He is a mouse that gets chased by Tom, but tries to trick him so he won't catch him .

He will get annoyed by Caillou's whining and will hit him with a mallet 'til he's dead.

Dude, Jerry is a girl. She has a child and acts like a brat to Tom.

39 Elmo (Sesame Street) Elmo (Sesame Street) Elmo is a Muppet character on the children's television show Sesame Street. He is a furry red monster with a falsetto voice, who hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers.

Elmo will send out Teletubbies and attack Caillou

40 Coco Labouche

She hates all kids. - Discord1

41 Arthur (Arthur) Arthur (Arthur)

He's on both

42 Mighty Mouse Mighty Mouse Mighty Mouse is an American animated anthropomorphic, superhero mouse character created by the Terrytoons studio for 20th Century Fox.
43 Mr. Blik (Catscratch)
44 Hatsune Miku Hatsune Miku Hatsune Miku, sometimes referred to as Miku Hatsune, is a humanoid persona voiced by a singing synthesizer application developed by Crypton Future Media.

Miku would hit him with leeks for being a bad child.

45 Godzilla Godzilla Godzilla is a giant monster originating from a series of tokusatsu films of the same name from Japan.
46 Megurine Luka Megurine Luka Megurine Luka is a humanoid persona voiced by a singing synthesizer application developed by Crypton Future Media, headquartered in Sapporo, Japan.

Slap him with Tuna! - Discord1

47 Cassie Cage (Mortal Kombat X) Cassie Cage (Mortal Kombat X) Sergeant Cassie Cage is a fictional character from the Mortal Kombat fighting game series. She made her debut in Mortal Kombat X as the headstrong daughter of Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade.
48 Bloo (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) Bloo (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends)

I can imagine it.

49 Elsa (Frozen) Elsa (Frozen) Queen Elsa of Arendelle is a fictional character who appears in Walt Disney Animation Studios' 53rd animated film Frozen.

She will freeze Caillou with her powers

Both need to die

50 Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) Dipper Pines is the main character in Gravity Falls which the show aired from 2012 to 2016. He is the brother of Mabel Pines

He would to tell him to stop whining

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