Top Ten Characters that Should Babysit Caillou
Bowser is the main antagonist of the Mario Bros. Franchise. From kidnapping Princess Peach to simply destroying a fun game between Mario and Friends in the Mario Party spinoff series, this king of the Koopas has set up a certain hatred towards himself amongst the large cast of Mario Characters. He first ...read more.
Deadpool is a fictional antihero created by Marvel who appears in their comics. Deadpool's first appearance was in New Mutants #98 by Rob Liefeld and Fabian Nicieza in February of 1991. His powers include self-healing and super strength. He is regarded as one of the funniest characters in comics due ...read more.
Chewbacca, nicknamed "Chewie", is a fictional character in the Star Wars franchise. A Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. Chewbacca is the co-pilot of the Millenuim Falcon alongside his best friend Han Solo. Chewbacca was portrayed by Peter Mayhew in the Original Trilogy.
Darth Vader is a Star Wars character and the main antagonist of the first three original Star Wars films and the main protagonist of the Star Wars prequel trilogy under his original name Anakin Skywalker. He had been trained as a Jedi but defected to the Sith lord and Galactic Chancellor Palpatine. ...read more.
Daffy Duck is an animated cartoon character produced by Warner Bros. Styled as an anthropomorphic black duck, the character has appeared in cartoon series such as Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies, where he usually has been depicted as the best friend and occasional arch-rival of Bugs Bunny.
Freddy Fazbear (originally known as Freddybear, as seen in the Kickstarter) is one of four main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's, who later appear as variations in the succeeding games.
Fred "Freddy" Krueger is the main antagonist of the A Nightmare on Elm Street film series. He first appeared in Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).
Jigsaw is a character from the Saw series. He first appears in Saw as a man whose wife passed away. After that, he did lots of tests on people. This is actually a very good choice!
John Kramer might put caillou in a trap, and if caillou survives, then he'll stop throwing temper tantrums, because he learned to appreciate his life!
"Some people are ungrateful to live.. but not you.. not anymore."
That would be so funny, yet so very helpful.
John Kramer would teach Caillou 'life appreciation.'
..By putting him in a trap.
I really think that Jigsaw would put Caillou to sleep, and then Caillou would wake up in the razor wire maze, or in the reverse bear trap.
And I bet that Caillou is going to throw a temper tantrum when he wakes up in the trap.
And if Caillou survives, then he might stop throwing temper tantrums, because he learned to appreciate his life.
Perfect babysitter!
The Joker is a fictional super villain created by Bill Finger, Bob Kane, and Jerry Robinson who first appeared in the debut issue of the comic book Batman (April 25, 1940) published by DC Comics. Credit for the Joker's creation is disputed; Kane and Robinson claimed responsibility for the Joker's design, ...read more.
Groot is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, Larry Lieber and Dick Ayers, the character first appeared in Tales to Astonish #13. An extraterrestrial, sentient tree-like creature, the original Groot first appeared as an ...read more.
Kyle Ren, also known as Ben Solo, is a fictional character in the Star Wars franchise. Kylo Ren commands the First Order with a temper as fiery as his unconventional lightsaber. Ren first appeared in 2015's Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. Ben Solo, the son of Han Solo and Princess Leia, was ...read more.
Ultron is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. He is most recognized as a foe of the Avengers, and has a quasi-familial relationship with several of their members, especially his creator Hank Pym. In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, he is portrayed by James Spader.
He will UH him to death
He also needs babysitting too
Robert Bruce Banner, also known as The Hulk or Bruce Banner, is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby and was portrayed by Edward Norton and Mark Ruffalo in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
Yondu Udonta, or simply Yondu, is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, he is portrayed by Michael Rooker. So he'll threat Caillou to get eaten if he throw a tantrum
Yondu will threat to eat Caillou if he pinches Rosie
Throw a tantrum boyo or I'm gonna eat you right up
So he can eat Caillou
There was one Kaeloo episode which proved what an awful babysitter Stumpy is. Like when the kid refuses to eat spinach, Stumpy makes him eat it using a funnel and smashing it in with a baseball bat.
He's such a moron he put a diaper on the baby's head instead of his rear!
He's both a complete idiot and a total douchebag. And his babysitting skills are bad.
Stumpy is a horrible babysitter.
The Red Hood is an alias used by multiple fictional characters and a criminal organization appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics.
Joy is the main protagonist of the 2015 Disney/Pixar animated feature film "Inside Out". She is one of the five emotions inside of Riley Andersen's mind and serves as the leader. Hence her name she is very positive and optimistic and wants nothing more but for Riley to be happy.
Homer Jay Simpson is the main protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family.
Peter Griffin is the main protagonist and titular character of the American animated sitcom Family Guy.
Cable is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, commonly in association with X-Force and the X-Men. Have you guys noticed? He's motherly and has a feminine side! Before becoming a dad, he babysat lots of children and taught them! And Caillou needs Mama Cable to toughen him up a little! Given he's been with lots of kids and raised a daughter, he can handle bratty children!