Top Ten Characters That Should Beat Up Caillou


The Top Ten

1 Goku (Dragon Ball Z)

I'm not a Big Fan of Dragonball Z but there's some parts in the Cartoon that is Awesome. Goku would kill Caillou in 10 seconds your were right that one. Goku would use Caillou's head as a Deer Head on the Wall

Goku's face should look like the snarling face when Goku kills Super Android 13. Please pull that Picture up Please because it is Awesome.

You Don't Mess With Goku

Dragon Ball Z is a way better show to watch in your childhood than Caillou even if its Violent (I don't CARE IF ITS VIOLENT) Please vote DBZ - TwilightKitsune

Was my first thought bwahahaa

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2 Slenderman Slenderman The Slender Man is a fictional supernatural character that originated as an Internet meme created by Something Awful forums user Eric Knudsen

Come on Give Slenderman a Rest Please

I Think Slenderman is Tired and wants to go to Sleep

He would take him and kill him. - EpicJake

I'm So Sick n Tired of Slender this Slender that. Come on People Give Slenderman a Rest

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3 Mario (Super Mario series) Mario (Super Mario series) Mario is the main character in the Mario Bros . Franchise, who was created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto . Mario has appeared in almost every Mario Game, including spinoff series, as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super more.

First Mario would jump on his bald head, then he'll burn him with a fire flower,
Then Mario we'll call Luigi to help him beat the crap outta him some more.
And finally Mario will throw caillou in the lava. - nintendofan126

And then Caillou will die with the Mario death animation and sounds.

Mario will jump on his head like a Goomba and flatten him. Caillou deserves to be beaten up by people better than him because he's such a big crybaby!

I Like the Old Look of Mario Better. The New Look is Ok but the Old Look is Better

4 Darth Vader (Star Wars) Darth Vader (Star Wars) Darth Vader was the original dark lord for Star Wars. Darth Vader ruled with both fear and aggression. Originally Anakin Skywalker a young Jedi who was then seduced by the dark side of the force by Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious. Vader had his limbs cut off by his jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi leaving more.

He will slice Caillou's head with his lightsaber.

5 Jeff the Killer Jeff the Killer Jeff the killer is a creepypasta usually accompanied by a picture of a white face looking in to the camera smiling in an unsettling manner . The creepypasta is also usually accompanied by the term "Go to sleep" .

Jeff would easily murder caillou. He'd pin that bald brat down to the ground and say. :Go To Sleep': - nintendofan126

So kids, once there was a demonic possessed dude who killed caillou. The end.

He would say "go to sleep" and murder him. - EpicJake

Yes, let's let a psychotic man who could murder you some day murder a FOUR YEAR OLD. - Puga

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6 Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger Fred "Freddy" Krueger is the main antagonist of the A Nightmare on Elm Street film series. He first appeared in Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).

Come on, guys! HE WOULD FINALLY KILL CAILLOU! - lolfmn13

7 Jason Voorhees Jason Voorhees Jason Voorhees is a character from the Friday the 13th series. He first appeared in Friday the 13th as the young son of camp cook-turned-murderer, Mrs. Voorhees.

Five Nights at Freddy's Sucks Take Freddy Fazbear off this List Right Now But Keep Jason Voorhees

Caillou: yay Leo's birthday is today
Note: it's Friday the 13th
<Doorbell rings>
Freddy fazbear and Jason drop by
Leo captures Freddy fazbear
Jason saves Freddy fazbear
Leo fibs troll fully saying caillou kidnaped Freddy fazbear
Jason kills caillou - TheKirbyCreeper999

8 Pacman (Pacman series) Pacman (Pacman series) Pac-Man is the protagonist fictional character of the franchise of the same name by Namco, who was first introduced in the Japanese arcade game Pac-Man on May 22, 1980 in Japan, later released in the United States in October the same year.

Pacman would think caillou is a dot because his head is bald and he would eat him.

Stop saying penis say Pee Pee instead

Also, Pac-Man should take steroids & squeeze Caillou & even his little penis to death please take it off please put Pac-Man feeds Caillou to a Great White Shark instead please put that on instead please

Caillou and rosie were walking in the maze then pacman chomps there arms. Kicks there butt. Then he gives caillou and rosie a queasy stomach then eats them

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9 Muscle Man (Regular Show) Muscle Man (Regular Show) Mitchell (Mitch) "Muscle Man" Sorrenstein is the sixth main character of Regular Show. He is one of the groundskeepers of the Park. He is a middle-aged, green, strong, and obese human, who is often seen with his best friend, Hi Five Ghost. Muscle Man made his first debut as a cameo character in the more.

Regular Show is a Boring Cartoon and Regular Show Sucks

You know who else should beat up Caillou?

Who Cares About Cartoon Network, Are You Guys Blind?

I'm Sorry, But You're on The Wrong List.

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10 Infinite (Sonic Forces) Infinite (Sonic Forces)

The Newcomers

? Bodi (Rock Dog) Bodi (Rock Dog)

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11 Terminator Terminator The Terminator is a fictional autonomous robot from the Terminator franchise portrayed by both Arnold Schwarzenegger and numerous actor stand-ins digitally overlayed with Schwarzenegger's likeness.

He'll shoot him in the head - Jay12

12 Alien (Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Alien vs Predator, Aliens vs Predator Requiem)
13 Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool is a fictional antihero created by Marvel who appears in their comics. Deadpool's first appearance was in New Mutants #98 by Rob Liefeld and Fabian Nicieza in February of 1991. His powers include self-healing and super strength. He is regarded as one of the funniest characters in comics due more.
14 Chucky (Child's Play) Chucky (Child's Play) Charles Lee Ray is a fictional character and the titular antagonist of the Child's Play horror film series.

He'll kill him with his toy sword.. - ChuckECheese

15 Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) Scorpion is a recurring player character and occasional boss character from the Mortal Kombat fighting game franchise created by Ed Boon and John Tobias.
16 Ted Ted
17 Hulk (Avengers) Hulk (Avengers) The Hulk is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, and first appeared in The Incredible Hulk #1.




Caillou Screams: AAHHHAHGGGH

18 Rey (Star Wars) Rey (Star Wars) Rey is a fictional character in the Star Wars franchise, portrayed by British actress Daisy Ridley. First appearing as the central character in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Rey is a scavenger who was left behind on the planet Jakku when she was a child, and later becomes involved with the Resistance's more.
19 Godzilla (Godzilla series)

Up from the Depths, Thirties stories high, Breathing Fire, Godzilla kills Caillou, GODZILLA, GODZILLA, GODZILLA, GODZILLA

Up from the Depths, Thirty stories high, Breathing Heat Beams and Fire, Godzilla Destroys Caillou GODZILLA, GODZILLA, GODZILLA, GODZILLA

Godzilla's Heat Ray Breath would Blow Up Caillou

YouTube should make a brand new YouTube Poop parody of Caillou where Godzilla fights Caillou, destroys Caillou's Neighborhood, and kills Caillou with Godzilla breathing Fire down Caillou's throat and blow him up

Godzilla eats Caillou in a Caillou Hamburger

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20 Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) Homer Jay Simpson is the protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family.

Homer should stop strangling Bart. And strangle caillou for a change. - nintendofan126


Caillou: Mommy, Daddy the scratchy monster he's got me helpp.
Homer awakening from his sleep: Do. Honey can you shut that little brat up in there.

He can choke caillou

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1. Darth Vader (Star Wars)
2. Terminator
3. Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
1. Deadpool
2. Darth Vader (Star Wars)
3. Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)
1. Mario (Super Mario series)
2. Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
3. Muscle Man (Regular Show)

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