Top Ten Characters That Should Beat Up Caillou


The Top Ten

1 Goku (Dragon Ball Z)

I'm not a Big Fan of Dragonball Z but there's some parts in the Cartoon that is Awesome. Goku would kill Caillou in 10 seconds your were right that one. Goku would use Caillou's head as a Deer Head on the Wall

Goku's face should look like the snarling face when Goku kills Super Android 13. Please pull that Picture up Please because it is Awesome.

You Don't Mess With Goku

Dragon Ball Z is a way better show to watch in your childhood than Caillou even if its Violent (I don't CARE IF ITS VIOLENT) Please vote DBZ - TwilightKitsune

Was my first thought bwahahaa

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2 Mario (Super Mario series) Mario (Super Mario series) Mario is the main character in the Mario Bros. Franchise, who was created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario Game, including spinoff series, as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super more.

First Mario would jump on his bald head, then he'll burn him with a fire flower,
Then Mario we'll call Luigi to help him beat the crap outta him some more.
And finally Mario will throw caillou in the lava. - nintendofan126

And then Caillou will die with the Mario death animation and sounds.

Mario will jump on his head like a Goomba and flatten him. Caillou deserves to be beaten up by people better than him because he's such a big crybaby!

I Like the Old Look of Mario Better. The New Look is Ok but the Old Look is Better

3 Pacman (Pacman series) Pacman (Pacman series) Pac-Man is the protagonist fictional character of the franchise of the same name by Namco, who was first introduced in the Japanese arcade game Pac-Man on May 22, 1980 in Japan, later released in the United States in October the same year.

Pacman would think caillou is a dot because his head is bald and he would eat him.

Stop saying penis say Pee Pee instead

Also, Pac-Man should take steroids & squeeze Caillou & even his little penis to death please take it off please put Pac-Man feeds Caillou to a Great White Shark instead please put that on instead please

Caillou and rosie were walking in the maze then pacman chomps there arms. Kicks there butt. Then he gives caillou and rosie a queasy stomach then eats them

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4 Darth Vader (Star Wars) Darth Vader (Star Wars) Darth Vader was the original dark lord for Star Wars. Darth Vader ruled with both fear and aggression. Originally Anakin Skywalker a young Jedi who was then seduced by the dark side of the force by Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious. Vader had his limbs cut off by his jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi leaving more.

He will slice Caillou's head with his lightsaber.

5 Muscle Man (Regular Show) Muscle Man (Regular Show) Mitchell (Mitch) "Muscle Man" Sorrenstein is the sixth main character of Regular Show. He is one of the groundskeepers of the Park. He is a middle-aged, green, strong, and obese human, who is often seen with his best friend, Hi Five Ghost. Muscle Man made his first debut as a cameo character in the more.

Regular Show is a Boring Cartoon and Regular Show Sucks

You know who else should beat up Caillou?

Who Cares About Cartoon Network, Are You Guys Blind?

I'm Sorry, But You're on The Wrong List.

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6 Baymax (Big Hero 6) Baymax (Big Hero 6) Baymax is a fictional character, a superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics.
7 Infinite (Sonic Forces) Infinite (Sonic Forces)
8 Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger Fred "Freddy" Krueger is the main antagonist of the A Nightmare on Elm Street film series. He first appeared in Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).

Come on, guys! HE WOULD FINALLY KILL CAILLOU! - lolfmn13

9 Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool is a fictional antihero created by Marvel who appears in their comics. Deadpool's first appearance was in New Mutants #98 by Rob Liefeld and Fabian Nicieza in February of 1991. His powers include self-healing and super strength. He is regarded as one of the funniest characters in comics due more.
10 Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls) Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls) She is the one of the three main characters in the show The Powerpuff Girls. She was first created by Craig McCracken in 1992. She has short raven hair and green eyes with a green dress. She is known as the "toughest fighter" for her tomboyish attitude, being aggressive, and her love for fighting crime. more.

The Contenders

11 Bane (Batman) Bane (Batman) Bane is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly as an adversary of the superhero Batman.

Bane is big he has big muscles and when he pumps himself full of venom his muscles get bigger. Bane is perfect to beat the snot out of caillou.

12 Monkey D Luffy (One Piece) Monkey D Luffy (One Piece) Monkey D. "Straw Hat" Luffy is a fictional character and the protagonist of the One Piece manga franchise created by Eiichiro Oda.
13 Serena (Pokémon XY) Serena (Pokémon XY)


14 Rouge the Bat (Sonic series) Rouge the Bat (Sonic series)

Rouge is my all time favourite she should be right next to Goku! Did you know she has a signature kick and can kick Caillou with it Please make this number 2 right after Goku. - TwilightKitsune

And she is right above Amy and Godzilla too. - TwilightKitsune

That'd be awesome! She'd screw kick him to death! Plus it would be easier because he wouldn't be a moving target, he'd just sit there and cry. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

15 Alien (Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Alien vs Predator, Aliens vs Predator Requiem)
16 Black Widow Black Widow
17 Chucky (Child's Play) Chucky (Child's Play) Charles Lee Ray is a fictional character and the titular antagonist of the Child's Play horror film series.

He'll kill him with his toy sword.. - ChuckECheese

18 Toadette (Mario series) Toadette (Mario series) Toadette is a character in the Mario series. She is a female Toad who first appeared in the Nintendo GameCube video game Mario Kart: Double Dash.

She can throw caillou into Bowsers castle.

19 Yami Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh!) Yami Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
20 Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls) Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls) Blossom is the leader of The Powerpuff Girls and one of the three main protaganists of the show. She was created in 1992 by Craig McCracken. She has long, red hair up in a ponytail with a giant red bow, pink eyes, pink dress with black belt, and white socks with Mary Jane shoes. She is intelligent, more.
21 Amy Rose Amy Rose

Amy Rose should pound Caillou with her hammer! And so should Sonic!

Amy Rose should beat up Luigi (from the Mario series) for being a coward other than Caillou.

22 Danny Phantom
23 Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls) Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls) Bubbles is the deuteragonist in the animated television series The Powerpuff Girls, along with her sisters Blossom and Buttercup. She was created in 1992 by Craig McCraken for Cartoon Network's The Powerpuff Girls . She has blonde hair in two pigtails, blue eyes, blue dress with a black belt, and white more.
24 Godzilla (Godzilla series)

Up from the Depths, Thirties stories high, Breathing Fire, Godzilla kills Caillou, GODZILLA, GODZILLA, GODZILLA, GODZILLA

Up from the Depths, Thirty stories high, Breathing Heat Beams and Fire, Godzilla Destroys Caillou GODZILLA, GODZILLA, GODZILLA, GODZILLA

Godzilla's Heat Ray Breath would Blow Up Caillou

YouTube should make a brand new YouTube Poop parody of Caillou where Godzilla fights Caillou, destroys Caillou's Neighborhood, and kills Caillou with Godzilla breathing Fire down Caillou's throat and blow him up

Godzilla eats Caillou in a Caillou Hamburger

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25 Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) Homer Jay Simpson is the protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family.

Homer should stop strangling Bart. And strangle caillou for a change. - nintendofan126


Caillou: Mommy, Daddy the scratchy monster he's got me helpp.
Homer awakening from his sleep: Do. Honey can you shut that little brat up in there.

He can choke caillou

26 Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) Scorpion is a recurring player character and occasional boss character from the Mortal Kombat fighting game franchise created by Ed Boon and John Tobias.
27 Hulk (Avengers) Hulk (Avengers) The Hulk is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, and first appeared in The Incredible Hulk #1.




Caillou Screams: AAHHHAHGGGH

28 Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) Bugs Bunny is an animated cartoon character, created by the staff of Leon Schlesinger Productions (later Warner Bros.) He is one of the most famous cartoon characters, and he is in the show Looney Tunes. His famous quote is "What's up doc?". He is a gray colored bunny with big teeth and big feet. His more.
29 Captain Hook (Peter Pan) Captain Hook (Peter Pan) Captain James Hook is a fictional character, the antagonist of J. M. Barrie's play Peter Pan; or, the Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up and its various adaptations, in which he is Peter Pan's archenemy.

Captain hook should make caillou walk the plank. - nintendofan126

Hook can easily kill Caillou with his own hook. - BlueDiamondFromNowhere

Captain Hook could feed caillou too tick tock.

30 Rey (Star Wars) Rey (Star Wars) Rey is a fictional character in the Star Wars franchise, portrayed by British actress Daisy Ridley. First appearing as the central character in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Rey is a scavenger who was left behind on the planet Jakku when she was a child, and later becomes involved with the Resistance's more.

ALF: I'm hungry for Gilbert. W-Wait, I want. CAILLOU!

32 Rosie (Caillou)

Caillou bosses Rosie around all day. Rosie she kick his butt. - nintendofan126

He fails so bad, even his own family don't like him.

Just a personal opinion, I don't care if Rosie is like 2 yrs old... The way she is acting sorta tells me she will become a naggy, whiny bitch like her brother, who she idolizes, so I hate her just as much as Caillou. But as much as I want to impale both of them on sticks and barbecue them... I do want to see Rosie kill her annoying ass of a brother.

33 Toad (Mario series) Toad (Mario series) Toad, known in Japan as Kinopio, is a major character in the Mario Bros. Franchise. He assists Princess Peach in the Mushroom Kingdom and will do whatever it takes to help her. He first appeared in the classic game, USA exclusive Super Mario Bros. 2 for the NES. Since then he has been a reoccurring more.
34 Nichole Waterson (The Amazing World Of Gumball)

That would be AWESOME.

I laughed hard at this

Nicole: You Need to die Caillou you're worse than my kids!

PS: I like TAWOG

35 Luigi (Super Mario series)

He can freeze caillou with an ice flower, then push him off a cliff. Do the same with GoAnimate caillou. PLEASE.

36 Xenomorph Queen (Alien) Xenomorph Queen (Alien)

Beat his ass Xeno - queen!

37 Superman (DC) Superman (DC) Superman is a comic character. And probably the first powerful superhero in the fictional world.The character was created by writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster, high school students living in Cleveland, Ohio, in 1933. It was published by DC comics.The first animated superhero movie was superman.The more.

Superman may be known to have a heart of gold, but the man of steal can strike fear into the bad guys just like Batman can. Superman has a whole laundry list of super powers. He could could barely touch Caillou and beat him (literally and figuratively)

Superman will super spank Caillou

Superman would shoot his lasers in Caillou eyes

Can't go Wrong with Superman

Superman is Awesome. Caillou used to be Okay and Good in The Old School Version when we were young. Caillou now he Stinks. The New School Version of Caillou is a joke it is very stupid, Caillou looks even worse than in the old ones. The old ones had the puppets of Gilbert, Rexy, Teddy, and Dee Dee and real people that enjoy life and music that the little kids act and sing with the song which made the old one much more interesting but not anymore. The New School Version of Caillou Sucks Donkey Balls well the People on this website say that Caillou Sucks period the old ones are way better and used to be educational but not anymore again. Now we are too old for Caillou because it is for little kids,

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38 L (Death Note) L (Death Note) L Lawliet, exclusively known by the mononym L, is a fictional character in the manga series Death Note, created by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata.
39 Raven (Teen Titans) Raven (Teen Titans)

She will use her powers and sqweeze his little nose yo death

40 Charlie Brown (Peanuts) Charlie Brown (Peanuts)

Charlie Brown may not be able to kick the football. But he kick caillou's butt. - nintendofan126

41 Freddy Fazbear Freddy Fazbear Freddy Fazbear (originally known as Freddybear, as seen in the Kickstarter) is one of four main antagonists of Five Nights at Freddy's, who later appear as variations in the succeeding games.

Take Freddy Fazbear and Springtrap from Five Nights at Freddy's Off this List Now. Come On People. Five Nights at Freddy's Sucks

That insane bear would shove caillou into a suit! Meow! (Yay in Catin, ryhmes with Latin. ) - kitten2015

42 Ness (Earthbound) Ness (Earthbound)
43 Megatron (Transformers) Megatron (Transformers) Megatron is a character from the Transformers franchise, created by Hasbro in 1984, based on a toy design by Takara.
44 Kratos (God of War)
45 Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life) Rocko (Rocko's Modern Life) Rocko is the eponymous fictional character of the cartoon Rocko's Modern Life and the comic book series of the same name.

Compared to what this guy's gone through, Caillou has NOTHING to whine about. o_O; - xandermartin98

Rocko would kick Caillou's butt any day.

46 Donkey Kong (Mario) Donkey Kong (Mario) Donkey Kong is an arcade game released by Nintendo in 1981. It is an early example of the platform game genre, as the gameplay focuses on maneuvering the main character across a series of platforms while dodging and jumping over obstacles.

Caillou: *Sobs & tells on Rosie*

Donkey Kong: NOW I WILL KILL YOU! *furiously strangles Caillou to death*

47 Captain Falcon (F-Zero: GP Legend)

Captain Falcon will falcon punch caillou for pinching Rosie

48 Mega Man (Mega Man) Mega Man (Mega Man) Mega Man, known as Rockman in Japan, is the title character and the protagonist of the Mega Man series by Capcom.
49 Taz (Looney Tunes) Taz (Looney Tunes) The Tasmanian Devil, commonly referred to as Taz, is an animated cartoon character featured in the Warner Bros.

Why for you burry me in the cold cold ground

What for you burry me in the cold cold ground

Tazzy eats Caillou in a Caillou sandwich


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50 Predator (Predator, Predator 2, Alien vs Predator, Aliens vs Predator Requiem, Predators) Predator (Predator, Predator 2, Alien vs Predator, Aliens vs Predator Requiem, Predators) The Predator is a fictional extraterrestrial species featured in the Predator science-fiction franchise, characterized by its trophy hunting of other species for sport.
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1. Darth Vader (Star Wars)
2. Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
3. Freddy Krueger
1. Mario (Super Mario series)
2. Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
3. Muscle Man (Regular Show)
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