Top Ten Characters That Should Beat Up Caillou


The Top Ten

1 Goku (Dragon Ball Z)

I'm not a Big Fan of Dragonball Z but there's some parts in the Cartoon that is Awesome. Goku would kill Caillou in 10 seconds your were right that one. Goku would use Caillou's head as a Deer Head on the Wall

Goku's face should look like the snarling face when Goku kills Super Android 13. Please pull that Picture up Please because it is Awesome.

You Don't Mess With Goku

Dragon Ball Z is a way better show to watch in your childhood than Caillou even if its Violent (I don't CARE IF ITS VIOLENT) Please vote DBZ - TwilightKitsune

Was my first thought bwahahaa

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2 Mario (Super Mario series) Mario (Super Mario series) Mario is the main character in the Mario Bros. Franchise, who was created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario Game, including spinoff series, as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super more.

First Mario would jump on his bald head, then he'll burn him with a fire flower,
Then Mario we'll call Luigi to help him beat the crap outta him some more.
And finally Mario will throw caillou in the lava. - nintendofan126

And then Caillou will die with the Mario death animation and sounds.

Mario will jump on his head like a Goomba and flatten him. Caillou deserves to be beaten up by people better than him because he's such a big crybaby!

I Like the Old Look of Mario Better. The New Look is Ok but the Old Look is Better

3 Pacman (Pacman series) Pacman (Pacman series) Pac-Man is the protagonist fictional character of the franchise of the same name by Namco, who was first introduced in the Japanese arcade game Pac-Man on May 22, 1980 in Japan, later released in the United States in October the same year.

Pacman would think caillou is a dot because his head is bald and he would eat him.

Stop saying penis say Pee Pee instead

Also, Pac-Man should take steroids & squeeze Caillou & even his little penis to death please take it off please put Pac-Man feeds Caillou to a Great White Shark instead please put that on instead please

Caillou and rosie were walking in the maze then pacman chomps there arms. Kicks there butt. Then he gives caillou and rosie a queasy stomach then eats them

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4 Darth Vader (Star Wars) Darth Vader (Star Wars) Darth Vader was the original dark lord for Star Wars. Darth Vader ruled with both fear and aggression. Originally Anakin Skywalker a young Jedi who was then seduced by the dark side of the force by Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious. Vader had his limbs cut off by his jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi leaving more.

He will slice Caillou's head with his lightsaber.

5 Muscle Man (Regular Show) Muscle Man (Regular Show) Mitchell (Mitch) "Muscle Man" Sorrenstein is the sixth main character of Regular Show. He is one of the groundskeepers of the Park. He is a middle-aged, green, strong, and obese human, who is often seen with his best friend, Hi Five Ghost. Muscle Man made his first debut as a cameo character in the more.

Regular Show is a Boring Cartoon and Regular Show Sucks

You know who else should beat up Caillou?

Who Cares About Cartoon Network, Are You Guys Blind?

I'm Sorry, But You're on The Wrong List.

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6 Baymax (Big Hero 6) Baymax (Big Hero 6) Baymax is a fictional character, a superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics.
7 Infinite (Sonic Forces) Infinite (Sonic Forces)
8 Freddy Krueger Freddy Krueger Fred "Freddy" Krueger is the main antagonist of the A Nightmare on Elm Street film series. He first appeared in Wes Craven's A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).

Come on, guys! HE WOULD FINALLY KILL CAILLOU! - lolfmn13

9 Deadpool Deadpool Deadpool is a fictional antihero created by Marvel who appears in their comics. Deadpool's first appearance was in New Mutants #98 by Rob Liefeld and Fabian Nicieza in February of 1991. His powers include self-healing and super strength. He is regarded as one of the funniest characters in comics due more.
10 Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls) Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls) She is the one of the three main characters in the show The Powerpuff Girls. She was first created by Craig McCracken in 1992. She has short raven hair and green eyes with a green dress. She is known as the "toughest fighter" for her tomboyish attitude, being aggressive, and her love for fighting crime. more.

The Newcomers

? Arnold Shortman (Hey Arnold) Arnold Shortman (Hey Arnold)
? Maya Hart (Girl Meets World) Maya Hart (Girl Meets World)

The Contenders

11 Bane (Batman) Bane (Batman) Bane is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly as an adversary of the superhero Batman.

Bane is big he has big muscles and when he pumps himself full of venom his muscles get bigger. Bane is perfect to beat the snot out of caillou.

12 Monkey D Luffy (One Piece) Monkey D Luffy (One Piece) Monkey D. "Straw Hat" Luffy is a fictional character and the protagonist of the One Piece manga franchise created by Eiichiro Oda.
13 Rouge the Bat (Sonic series) Rouge the Bat (Sonic series)

Rouge is my all time favourite she should be right next to Goku! Did you know she has a signature kick and can kick Caillou with it Please make this number 2 right after Goku. - TwilightKitsune

And she is right above Amy and Godzilla too. - TwilightKitsune

That'd be awesome! She'd screw kick him to death! Plus it would be easier because he wouldn't be a moving target, he'd just sit there and cry. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

14 Serena (Pokémon XY) Serena (Pokémon XY)
15 Alien (Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Alien vs Predator, Aliens vs Predator Requiem)
16 Black Widow Black Widow
17 Chucky (Child's Play) Chucky (Child's Play) Charles Lee Ray is a fictional character and the titular antagonist of the Child's Play horror film series.

He'll kill him with his toy sword.. - ChuckECheese

18 Toadette (Mario series) Toadette (Mario series) Toadette is a character in the Mario series. She is a female Toad who first appeared in the Nintendo GameCube video game Mario Kart: Double Dash.

She can throw caillou into Bowsers castle.

19 Yami Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh!) Yami Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
20 Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls) Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls) Blossom is the leader of The Powerpuff Girls and one of the three main protaganists of the show. She was created in 1992 by Craig McCracken. She has long, red hair up in a ponytail with a giant red bow, pink eyes, pink dress with black belt, and white socks with Mary Jane shoes. She is intelligent, more.
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Top Remixes (9)

1. Darth Vader (Star Wars)
2. Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
3. Freddy Krueger
1. Bane (Batman)
2. Baymax (Big Hero 6)
3. Black Widow
1. Mario (Super Mario series)
2. Goku (Dragon Ball Z)
3. Muscle Man (Regular Show)

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