Top Ten Characters That Should Beat Up Caillou

The Top Ten
1 Goku (Dragon Ball Z) Son Goku (Kakarrot) is the main protagonist in Dragon Ball franchise created by Akira Toriyama in 1984. He has many abilities like, super strength, utilization of ki, flight, teleportation, super speed, enhanced reflexes, and Super Saiyan transformation that increase strength, speed, and durability... read more

I'm not a Big Fan of Dragonball Z but there's some parts in the Cartoon that is Awesome. Goku would kill Caillou in 10 seconds your were right that one. Goku would use Caillou's head as a Deer Head on the Wall

Goku's face should look like the snarling face when Goku kills Super Android 13. Please pull that Picture up Please because it is Awesome.

You Don't Mess With Goku

Goku would just flick Caillou and kill him.

2 Mario (Super Mario series) Mario, originally named Jumpman, is the main character of the Super Mario Bros. franchise, created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario game, including games in spin-off series as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super Luigi U, Luigi's Mansion games, Yoshi's Island games, and similar... read more

First Mario would jump on his bald head, then he'll burn him with a fire flower,
Then Mario we'll call Luigi to help him beat the crap outta him some more.
And finally Mario will throw caillou in the lava.

Mario will jump on his head like a Goomba and flatten him. Caillou deserves to be beaten up by people better than him because he's such a big crybaby!

And then Caillou will die with the Mario death animation and sounds.

3 Pacman (Pacman series) Pac-Man is the protagonist fictional character of the franchise of the same name by Namco, who was first introduced in the Japanese arcade game Pac-Man on May 22, 1980 in Japan, later released in the United States in October the same year.

Also, Pac-Man should take steroids & squeeze Caillou & even his little penis to death please take it off please put Pac-Man feeds Caillou to a Great White Shark instead please put that on instead please

Also, Pac-Man should take steroids & squeeze Caillou & even his little pee pee to death please take it off please put Pac-Man feeds Caillou to a Great White Shark instead please put that on instead please+7

Caillou and rosie were walking in the maze then pacman chomps there arms. Kicks there butt. Then he gives caillou and rosie a queasy stomach then eats them

4 Muscle Man (Regular Show) Mitchell (Mitch) "Muscle Man" Sorrenstein is the sixth main character of Regular Show. He is one of the groundskeepers of the Park. He is a middle-aged, green, strong, and obese human, who is often seen with his best friend, Hi Five Ghost. Muscle Man made his first debut as a cameo character in the Pilot. He made his first official appearance in "Just Set Up the Chairs". Muscle Man is voiced by Sam... read more

Me; hey Muscle Man.
Muscle man; what is it?
Me; I heard that caillou is making fun of your mom.
Muscle man; HE'S DOING WHAT!?!?!
Me; here let me give you his address.

Regular Show is a Boring Cartoon and Regular Show Sucks

Who Cares About Cartoon Network, Are You Guys Blind?

5 Monkey D Luffy (One Piece) Monkey D. "Straw Hat" Luffy is a fictional character and the protagonist of the One Piece manga franchise created by Eiichiro Oda.
6 Serena (Pokémon XY)

Actually I could replace her with Lana from Sun and moon. She would be like "POPPLIO! HYDRO VORTEX" and caillou RIP.

YOU GOTTA TO BE KIDDING ME WHY IS SERENA IN ON THIS LIST TAKE HER OFF RIGHT NOW PLEASE. PUT GARY FROM POKEMON THIS LIST INSTEAD OF SERENA

I bet she can beat him up.

7 Darth Vader (Star Wars) Darth Vader is a Star Wars character and the main antagonist of the first three original Star Wars films and the main protagonist of the Star Wars prequel trilogy under his original name Anakin Skywalker. He had been trained as a Jedi but defected to the Sith lord and Galactic Chancellor Palpatine. He adopted the name Darth Vader, and was placed in a suit after his legs were cut off and his body was burned after a fight with his former master Obi-Wan Kenobi on the planet of Mustafar. He returned to the light side upon feeling conflict when finding his son Luke and turned stopped the now emperor Palpatine from killing him. In the original trilogy, Vader was physically portrayed by David Prowse ...read more.

He will slice Caillou's head with his lightsaber.

He could force choke him.

Good luck Darth Vader

8 Infinite (Sonic Forces)
9 Baymax (Big Hero 6) Baymax is a fictional character, a superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics.
10 Alien (Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Alien vs Predator, Aliens vs Predator Requiem)

Here's to an image I won't get out of my head.

The Contenders
11 Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls) Blossom is the leader of The Powerpuff Girls and one of the three main protaganists of the show. She was created in 1992 by Craig McCracken. She has long, red hair up in a ponytail with a giant red bow, pink eyes, pink dress with black belt, and white socks with Mary Jane shoes. She is intelligent, girly, and strong. She is known as the "commander and leader" as well as the "smart" one. She mostly does things right, but she does make mistakes. She may be bossy or full of herself, but she is overall the leader with all the good plans and the brains for the group.

Oh yeah along with Buttercup.

12 Rouge the Bat (Sonic series)

That'd be awesome! She'd screw kick him to death! Plus it would be easier because he wouldn't be a moving target, he'd just sit there and cry.

Okay, but how the hell is Serena above her? Just saying.

13 Chucky (Child's Play) Charles Lee Ray is a fictional character and the titular antagonist of the Child's Play horror film series.

He'll kill him with his toy sword..

He could do anything.

14 Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls) Bubbles is the deuteragonist in the animated television series The Powerpuff Girls, along with her sisters Blossom and Buttercup. She was created in 1992 by Craig McCraken for Cartoon Network's The Powerpuff Girls . She has blonde hair in two pigtails, blue eyes, blue dress with a black belt, and white socks with Mary Jane shoes . She is known as the "joy and the laughter" as well as being cute and hardcore . She is kind, shy, and loves animals . She can speak Spanish, Japanese, and as well as to animals . She may seem harmless and naive, but when you make her mad, she goes hardcore .

Oh yeah along with Blossom and Buttercup.

15 Toadette (Mario series) Toadette is a character in the Mario series. She is a female Toad who first appeared in the Nintendo GameCube video game Mario Kart: Double Dash.

Do not underestimate her. She can run over Caillou with her motorcycle.

16 Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) Homer Jay Simpson is the main protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family.

I AM EVIL HOMER, I AM EVIL HOMER, I AM EVIL HOMER, I AM EVIL HOMER.

Caillou: Mommy, Daddy the scratchy monster he's got me helpp.
Homer awakening from his sleep: Do. Honey can you shut that little brat up in there.

Homer should stop strangling Bart. And strangle caillou for a change.

Caillou: Why are you so chuuby Mr. Yellow Man?
Homer: Why you little-!
Homer strangles Caillou.

17 Yami Yugi (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

He could kill anyone.

18 Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls) Buttercup is the one of the three main characters in the show The Powerpuff Girls. She was first created by Craig McCracken in 1992. She has short raven hair and green eyes with a green dress. She is known as the "toughest fighter" for her tomboyish attitude, being aggressive, and her love for fighting crime. She was the one who inspired Blossom and Bubbles on how to defeat villains, shown in the movie. She is the strongest and fastest member of the group. Buttercup has no special power, unlike Blossom and Bubbles. She is voiced by E.G. Daily in the original, but, she voiced by Natalie Palamides in the 2016 reboot.
19 Hulk (Avengers) Robert Bruce Banner, also known as The Hulk or Bruce Banner, is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby and was portrayed by Edward Norton and Mark Ruffalo in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
20 Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) Bugs Bunny is an animated cartoon character, created by the staff of Leon Schlesinger Productions (later Warner Bros.) He is one of (if not) the most famous cartoon characters, and he is in the show Looney Tunes. His famous quote is "What's up doc?". He is a gray colored bunny with big teeth and big ...read more.
21 Godzilla (Godzilla series)

Godzilla should stomp on caillou making him flat and eat caillou alive and he will be digested and melt and turn into poop and suffocate by the fart in godzillas butt and godzilla should sit on his face and fart for 4000000000 hours and poop 99999999. Tons on him killing him

YouTube should make a brand new YouTube Poop parody of Caillou where Godzilla fights Caillou, destroys Caillou's Neighborhood, and kills Caillou with Godzilla breathing Fire down Caillou's throat and blow him up

Up from the Depths, Thirties stories high, Breathing Fire, Godzilla kills Caillou, GODZILLA, GODZILLA, GODZILLA, GODZILLA

22 Xenomorph Queen (Alien) The Alien (also known as a Xenomorph XX121 or Internecivus raptus, or simply a xenomorph) is a fictional extraterrestrial species that serves as the title antagonist of the Alien film series.

I can picture the queen impaling caillou the same way she impales Bishop and then rips him apart.

23 Toad (Mario series) Toad, known in Japan as Kinopio, is a major character in the Mario Bros. franchise. He assists Princess Peach in the Mushroom Kingdom and will do whatever it takes to help her. He first appeared in the classic game, Super Mario Bros. after being kidnapped by Bowser and his minions. Since then he has ...read more.
24 Captain Hook (Peter Pan) Captain James Hook is a fictional character, the antagonist of J. M. Barrie's play Peter Pan; or, the Boy Who Wouldn't Grow Up and its various adaptations, in which he is Peter Pan's archenemy.

Captain hook should make caillou walk the plank.

Captain Hook could feed caillou too tick tock.

Hook can easily kill Caillou with his own hook.

25 Rosie (Caillou)

Caillou bosses Rosie around all day. Rosie she kick his butt.

Just a personal opinion, I don't care if Rosie is like 2 yrs old... The way she is acting sorta tells me she will become a naggy, whiny bitch like her brother, who she idolizes, so I hate her just as much as Caillou. But as much as I want to impale both of them on sticks and barbecue them... I do want to see Rosie kill her annoying ass of a brother.

He fails so bad, even his own family don't like him.

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