Top Ten Characters That Should Beat Up Sanjay & Craig


The Top Ten

1 Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) Shadow the Hedgehog is a character who appears in the Sonic the Hedgehog series released by Sega. He is an artificially created black and red hedgehog whose hover shoes propel him at extreme speeds that rival those of Sonic.

Sanjay and Craig will die

He would shoot them and I will eat Sanjay and Craig after they die.
Sorry if it is too gory. - kitten2015

Shadow is better than all SandC CHARACTERS combined - TwilightKitsune

Shadow: u guys r dead
Shadow: no :shoots:

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2 Goku (Dragon Ball Z) Goku (Dragon Ball Z) Son Goku (Kakarrot) is the main protagonist in Dragon Ball franchise created by Akira Toriyama in 1984. He had many abilities like, super strength, utilization of ki, flight, teleportation, super speed, enhanced reflexes, and Super Saiyan transformation that increase strength, speed, and durability. more.

This should be number 1

Ha ha I think it should be vegeta so he could go the amount of kids u've made retarded is over 9,000! - MrQuaz680

Un Kamehameha and earthly death

3 Eva (Total Drama Series)

She's really strong, and could do lots to kill these 2 idiots. - Turkeyasylum

She would crush them.

4 Wario Wario Wario is a character in Nintendo's Mario series who was originally designed as an antagonist to Mario. His motives are driven by greed and he will take the side of whoever will give him the most pay. Although he may seem like just a mean man with no heart, he does have a very tragic past.

That would be very pathetic. - Pony

He should just sit on them like Po did to Tai Lung

Live large fists to the forehead

5 Godzilla Godzilla Godzilla is a giant monster originating from a series of tokusatsu films of the same name from Japan. V 2 Comments
6 Pikachu (Pokemon) Pikachu (Pokemon) Pikachu are a species of Pokémon, fictional creatures that appear in an assortment of video games, animated television shows and movies, trading card games, and comic books licensed by The Pokémon Company, a Japanese corporation.

It can shock that snake guy and give his dead body to a shoe factory so he can be turned into snake skin boots!

Ash would command him to use Thunderbolt on Sanjay and Craig. - EpicJake

Pikachu can electrocute them - Lunala

Pikachu Use Thunderbolt!
Piiika.. CHU!

7 Hulk Hulk The Hulk is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, and first appeared in The Incredible Hulk #1.

Hulk should be Number 2. The 2nd strongest hero alive. Number 1 is The Thing. - lizard302

8 Slenderman Slenderman The Slender Man is a fictional supernatural character that originated as an Internet meme created by Something Awful forums user Eric Knudsen V 1 Comment
9 Mr. Noodman (Sanjay and Craig)
10 Scorpion Scorpion Scorpion is a recurring player character and occasional boss character from the Mortal Kombat fighting game franchise created by Ed Boon and John Tobias.

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? Lucy Heartfilia (Fairy Tail) Lucy Heartfilia (Fairy Tail) Lucy Heartfilia is a wizard in the guild, Fairy Tail. Her magic is called celestial spirit magic which allows her to summon spirits from another world. She currently possesses fifteen celestial keys, which is an extraordinary number for a celestial mage. She gets along best with Team Natsu, containing more.
? Megan Sparkles (Sanjay and Craig)

The Contenders

11 Naruto (Naruto Shippuden) Naruto (Naruto Shippuden) Naruto Uzumaki is a fictional character in the anime and manga franchise Naruto, created by Masashi Kishimoto.
12 Rainbow Dash Rainbow Dash Rainbow Dash is a female Pegasus pony from the popular 2010 kid's show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. She represents the element of loyalty is one of most well known characters of the show. She may be a little mean sometimes but she still does what is best for her friends .

I'm So Sorry Nintiendofan126

13 Mordecai (Regular Show) Mordecai (Regular Show)

Clearly Sanjay & Craig heavily borrows/steals from regular show, so it's only natural that Mordecai & rigby should give them a heavy beating (even the frycade is ripping off wing kingdom).

They wouldn't stand a chance against him.

14 Akuma (Street Fighter) Akuma (Street Fighter)
15 Sub-Zero Sub-Zero Sub-Zero is a video game character from the Mortal Kombat series and one of the original characters in the first Mortal Kombat game in 1992. A mainstay of the series, Sub-Zero is the only character who has appeared in every main Mortal Kombat fighting game.
16 Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Sanjay: what is this blue thing
Craig: does it like fart jokes?
Sonic: no :homing attacks them:

17 Gidget (The Secret Life Of Pets) Gidget (The Secret Life Of Pets)
18 King Kong King Kong King Kong is a giant movie monster, resembling a colossal ape, that has appeared in various media since 1933. The character first appeared in the 1933 film King Kong, which received universal acclaim upon its initial release and re-releases.
19 Homer Simpson Homer Simpson Homer Jay Simpson is the protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family.

He should strangle them to death. - nintendofan126

20 Baymax (Big Hero 6) Baymax (Big Hero 6) Baymax is a fictional character, a superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics.
21 Bart Simpson Bart Simpson Bart is the oldest child in The Simpsons. He was created by Matt Greoning. His hobbies are pranking people including Lisa Simpson and Homer Simpson.
22 Nigel (Rio)
23 Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta is an anime fictional character from the anime series, Dragon Ball Z, created by Akira Toriyama.
24 Natsu (Fairy Tail) Natsu (Fairy Tail) Natsu Dragneel is a Mage of the Fairy Tail Guild.Natsu is carefree and reckless in nature, and, despite his consistent brawls with the other members of Fairy Tail, he is a fiercely loyal and protective friend. He is willing to go down fighting for his friends, regardless of how futile it might seem. more.
25 Jeff the Killer Jeff the Killer Jeff the killer is a creepypasta usually accompanied by a picture of a white face looking in to the camera smiling in an unsettling manner . The creepypasta is also usually accompanied by the term "Go to sleep" .

Sanjay: hey Craig want to do something completely pointless.
Craig: heck yeah
Jeff stabs both in the back - samanime

26 Knuckles the Echidna Knuckles the Echidna

He would punch them. - kitten2015

Echidna Punch! :Knuckles punches them and ohkos:

27 Saitama (One Punch Man) Saitama (One Punch Man) Saitama is the main protagonist of the webcomic and anime series One Punch Man, who could easily destroy a continent with one punch. He is bored with his extreme power. He is registered with the Heroes Association as a C-Class Superhero and is tasked to defend Z-City against Mysterious Beings.

Saitama destroys these 2 idiots in one punch

28 Master Chief (Halo) Master Chief (Halo) MCPON John-117, or "Master Chief", is a fictional character and the protagonist of the Halo fictional universe created by Bungie.

Go ahead just let master chief finish up the most annoying characters, and even let him beat up the creaters of the inapproiate, sick show!

29 Spongebob

SpongeBob never liked Sanjay and Craig and Nickelodeon won't listen to him because they are too stupid to listen, And you thought SpongeBob was stupid for the last 10 years! - MorganChambz

He should also beat up post-movie SpongeBob. - wolfythefree

Thanks to whoever put this on here! I was expecting this to be number 1!

Spongebob should use KA-RA-TAY on them! - Lunala

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30 Jewel (Rio)
31 Jimmy Neutron Jimmy Neutron James "Jimmy" Isaac Neutron is a fictional character and the main protagonist of the Jimmy Neutron franchise . He is most notably the main protagonist of the 2001 American 3D computer-animated comic science fiction film Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius and the main protagonist of the American computer animated more.
32 Ren Hoek Ren Hoek

I would love to see this! - Garythesnail

Heck Yeah! I Would Love To See This As Well.

"It's DISS-cipline that begets LOVE! " - xandermartin98

Sanjay: Is that a chihuahua and a cat doing better toilet humor than us?
Craig: Yeah I think so man!
Ren: (Pounces on the 2 idiots) You Eeidiots you ruined Nickelodeon forever you make me sick!
(Beats Sanjay to death with an oar)
Me: Yeah Ren go kick their butts and you too Stimpy
Stimpy: Oh Rapture I get to crush a snake with my butt for the 45th time in a row!
(Crushes Craig with his butt)
Sanjay: Aaaah!
Craig: Mommy!

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33 Iron Man Iron Man Iron Man is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics, as well as its associated media. The character was created by writer and editor Stan Lee, developed by scripter Larry Lieber, and designed by artists Don Heck and Jack Kirby. He made his first appearance more.
34 Finn (Adventure Time)

They were the characters that got ripped off!

I know right? Finn and Jake where two best friends. A human and a talking animal who went on crazy adventures and side characters. They live together and tend to have crude jokes and talk about gross stuff. (But it was actually funny when Finn and Jake did it. )

35 Captain Falcon

He should falcon punch them. - nintendofan126

36 Rouge the Bat Rouge the Bat

Throw bombs on them.

She would kick them to death.
Yay! - kitten2015

37 Robot DeFault

This Sanjay and Craig crap killed my Robot and Monster!

38 Queen Elsa (Frozen) Queen Elsa (Frozen) Queen Elsa of Arendelle is a fictional character who appears in Walt Disney Animation Studios' 53rd animated film Frozen.

I'm not a Frozen fan, but I would love to watch this. - Minecraftcrazy530

Elsa should make Sanjay's house frezze and he and his family will frezze to death. RIP Sanjay!

39 Dipper (Gravity Falls)

He'll summon the gremelobolin and will tell mable to eat smile dip and she gonna go Cray Cray on dem' fools

40 Rocko Rocko Rocko is the eponymous fictional character of the cartoon Rocko's Modern Life and the comic book series of the same name.
41 Gru (Despicable Me) Gru (Despicable Me) Gru is the main protagonist in the Despicable me movies and is voiced by Steve Carell. Gru was formerly a supervillain until he found three little girls he adopted. He was first introuduce in 2010

He could use the Lipstick Tazer

42 Jason Voorhees Jason Voorhees Jason Voorhees is a character from the Friday the 13th series. He first appeared in Friday the 13th as the young son of camp cook-turned-murderer, Mrs. Voorhees.
43 Muscle Man (Regular Show) Muscle Man (Regular Show) Mitchell (Mitch) "Muscle Man" Sorrenstein is the sixth main character of Regular Show. He is one of the groundskeepers of the Park. He is a middle-aged, green, strong, and obese human, who is often seen with his best friend, Hi Five Ghost. Muscle Man made his first debut as a cameo character in the more.

Muscle man: Guess who else wants to beat you up?
Sanjay and Craig: Don’t beat us up!
Muscle Man: MY MUM! - Lunala

44 The Nostalgia Critic
45 Annoying Orange

Annoy him to death - AJIsTheCoolest

46 Prince Hans Prince Hans
47 Marceline (Adventure Time) Marceline (Adventure Time)

Marceline would go BEAST on those fools!

She stole my heart

48 Pinkie Pie Pinkie Pie Pinkie Pie is a major character in the 2010 show My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, based on Surprise from My Little Pony G1, She represents the element of Laughter.

She would blast them with her party cannon!

Go get em Pinkie Pie! - Pony

49 Giygas (EarthBound) Giygas (EarthBound)

Kill These Losers Giygas - CuteGirlJigglypuff

50 Nicole Watterson (Amazing World Of Gumball) Nicole Watterson (Amazing World Of Gumball)

She should transform into her mutant self like she did in that money episode

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