Top 10 Characters Who Should Beat Up Chris Thorndyke

Chris Thorndyke is a bitch. He deserves to be beaten up by hulks & with his lanky dick up hyper-femininely shaped private parts of females.

The Top Ten

1 King Bowser Koopa

I never really cared for Chris Thorndyke. - HeavyDonkeyKong

WELL, HE IS SO OVERRATED FOR BEING MUCH MORE DAINTY THAN EVEN PRINCESS PEACH!

2 Kerchak
3 The Incredible Hulk The Incredible Hulk The Hulk is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, and first appeared in The Incredible Hulk #1.

The Incredible Hulk would smash Chris Thorndyke with his fists for ever existing and being so useless.

4 Drago Bludvist
5 Thor Odinson
6 Crimewave Clyde
7 Superman Superman Superman is a comic character. And probably the first powerful superhero in the fictional world.The character was created by writer Jerry Siegel and artist Joe Shuster, high school students living in Cleveland, Ohio, in 1933. It was published by DC comics.The first animated superhero movie was superman.The ...read more.
8 Clyde (the orange ghost from the Pac-Man series)
9 Prince Naveen

Prince Naveen would get pissed if hearing about Chris Thorndyke. He is big & muscular, so he ought to strangle that Thorndyke kid to death.

10 Princess Rosalina

The Contenders

11 Donkey Kong Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is an arcade game released by Nintendo in 1981. It is an early example of the platform game genre, as the gameplay focuses on maneuvering the main character across a series of platforms while dodging and jumping over obstacles.
12 Super Mario Super Mario Mario is the main character in the Mario Bros. Franchise, who was created by the creative director and video game designer at Nintendo of Japan, Shigeru Miyamoto. Mario has appeared in almost every Mario Game, including spinoff series, as a playable character, with few exceptions including New Super ...read more.
13 Annoying Orange
14 King Mufasa
15 Prince Hans Prince Hans
16 Mr. Douchebag
17 Tiny Tiger
18 Megatron
19 Bane Bane Bane is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics, commonly as an adversary of the superhero Batman.
20 Clyde (Pac-Man & the Ghostly Adventures)
21 Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
22 Princess Daisy Princess Daisy Princess Daisy is a fictional character in the Mario series of video games, in which she is the princess of the fictional region of Sarasaland. ...read more.
23 Puff Puff (Your Favorite Martian)
24 King Triton (The Little Mermaid) King Triton (The Little Mermaid)
25 Crunch Bandicoot
26 Starfire (Big Hero 6) Starfire (Big Hero 6) Starfire is the name of several fictional comic book characters appearing in books published by DC Comics.

Don't you mean "Sunfire"?!

27 Homer Simpson Homer Simpson Homer Jay Simpson is the protagonist of the American animated television series The Simpsons as the patriarch of the eponymous family.
28 Queen Elsa Queen Elsa Queen Elsa of Arendelle is a fictional character who appears in Walt Disney Animation Studios' 53rd animated film Frozen.
29 Master Hand
30 Jake (from Free Birds)
31 Hercules
32 Pit (Kid Icarus) Pit (Kid Icarus) Pit is a fictional character and the protagonist of the Kid Icarus series, first appearing in Kid Icarus for the Nintendo Entertainment System in 1986 and later appearing in Kid Icarus: Of Myths and Monsters for the Game Boy in 1991.
33 Prince Eric Prince Eric
34 Tourettes Guy
35 Angry German Kid
36 Muscle Man Muscle Man Mitchell (Mitch) "Muscle Man" Sorrenstein is the sixth main character of Regular Show. He is one of the groundskeepers of the Park. He is a middle-aged, green, strong, and obese human, who is often seen with his best friend, Hi Five Ghost. Muscle Man made his first debut as a cameo character in the ...read more.
37 Gutsman
38 Batman Batman Batman aka Bruce Wayne is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, and first appeared in Detective Comics #27.

Batman is the most fearsome cape in town (whom Amanda Waller is not at the least bit afraid of), so why not?

Chris Thorndyke will never be as charismatic as Batman.

Batman could strangle Chris Thorndyke to death, but that would be too simple.

39 Mitch (Paranorman)

Mitch ought to strangle that Thorndyke kid with his muscle rather than life him up to save his life.

40 Nick Carlyle
41 King Simba
42 Pac-Man Pac-Man Pac-Man is the protagonist fictional character of the franchise of the same name by Namco, who was first introduced in the Japanese arcade game Pac-Man on May 22, 1980 in Japan, later released in the United States in October the same year.
43 Kratos
44 Eduardo (Rio 2)
45 Link (Legend of Zelda) Link (Legend of Zelda) Link refers to several different incarnations of the same protagonist of Nintendo's The Legend of Zelda series.
46 Ganondorf Ganondorf Ganon (Referred to as Ganondorf in human form) is a fictional character and the central antagonist of Nintendo's Legend of Zelda series. He is a power-hungry Gerudo who possesses the Triforce of Power and aims to conquer Hyrule with the remaining Triforce parts.
47 Grug Crood
48 Luigi Luigi Luigi is a fictional character featured in video games and related media released by Nintendo. Created by prominent game designer Shigeru Miyamoto, Luigi is portrayed as the slightly younger but taller fraternal twin brother of Nintendo's mascot Mario, and appears in many games throughout the Mario ...read more.
49 Don Lino
50 Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
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