Top 10 Characters You Want to Punch in the Face

The Top Ten

1 Barney The Dinosaur Barney The Dinosaur is a purple dinosaur from the TV series "Barney and Friends", as well as the VHS series before that known as "Barney and the Backyard Gang". He was created by Sheryl Leach in 1987, to entertain her 2 year old son. He is infamously known for his "I Love You" song, and his TV series ...read more.

Not that I was traumatized by Barney or anything, but I can guarantee that the punch wouldn't hurt my hand at all.

I hate you, you hate me, let’s team up and kill Barney, take a big shotgun, stick it up his nose, pull the trigger there he goes.

I love you, you love me, let's get together and kill Barney

I've got grenades, swords, baseball bats, guns, and heavy objects of every type! Take your pick!

When I was little, I was TERRIFIED of Barney.
If the show came on, I would run and hide

2 Dora - Dora the Explorer Dora is the main protagonist in the show "Dora the Explorer". Her main occupation is exploring with her monkey friend, Boots.

Yes! She is blind so she would not she me coming and before she knows it, she's dead. DIE DORA!

Why does this brat have her own show? Seriously? She is so annoying I think real life kids are less annoying than her by a wide margin.

Then she'll cry like a sissy, shouting random things in Spanish

Lol I don't even know why the heck I used to watch this. She so annoying like when something is literally right behind her she asks which one it is

3 Caillou

Horrible influence on children. See this is why we have Hillary and Trump lol

He looks like he has cancer and that makes me hesitate when punching this annoying little bastard

But then you'll find out that he doesn't even have cancer. He's just a bald 4 year old. Which makes you hate him even more. Like, why is he bald? - RobertWisdom

So you guys actually want to punch a kid with cancer? Wow.

I did a little research and found out that Caillou initially started off as a 9-month-old and was bald. When it was time for Caillou to get older they gave him hair but thought that he was unrecognizable with hair so they decided to keep him bald. - RobertWisdom

I have to say he's a pretty realistic portrayal of a small child, but really... You had to make him THAT obnoxious?

4 Peppa Pig - Peppa Pig

I don’t want to punch Peppa pig or George pig! I have autism and I love this show!

I wish she would be turned to bacon

Her voice is annoying, the animation is cheap and she is SO BRATTY

Bacon, anyone?

5 Dolores Umbridge

She's a cruel lady.

Just incinerate her instead of a knuckle sandwich. Problem solved.

I Hate This Prick

I'm going to steal her cat picture frames

6 George Pig - Peppa Pig George Pig is a character in Peppa Pig. George is a small, one to three year old pig and the little brother of Peppa.

I don't want to punch George, I want to punch Peppa.

I wouldn't punch George, But I would punch Peppa.

He looks like he could be converted into SCP-018 and thrown OUTTA HERE

Nah, Peppa deserves it more than George

7 Elmo - Sesame Street Elmo is a Muppet character on the children's television show Sesame Street. He is a furry red monster with a falsetto voice, who hosts the last full fifteen-minute segment on Sesame Street, "Elmo's World", which is aimed at toddlers.

Honestly, Elmo's World was my favorite segment when I watched Sesame Street back in the day

Kermit and Elmo should have a rap battle and Kermit should destroy Elmo.

Who the hell hates Elmo?

...

You people are nuts. What's next, hating Cookie Monster? BIG BIRD?

La la! Elmo's world where Elmo dies.

8 Mr. Krabs Eugene H. Krabs, or simply Mr. Krabs, is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants.

I want to punch Krabs in the face for feeding off of Plankton's misery!

Please Change The Picture To Mr. Krabs And His Money Bag Please?

He only sucked in post movie episodes

I'd take a baseball bat to his groin and break his shell protecting his flabby nutsack

9 Misty - Pokemon Misty, known as Kasumi in Japan, is a character in the Pokémon franchise owned by Nintendo and created by Satoshi Tajiri. She’s the gym leader in Cerulean city & specializes in water Pokemon. In the games, she’s known as ‘the tomboy mermaid.’ ...read more.

It's anime.

10 Jar Jar Binks Jar Jar Binks is a fictional character from the Star Wars saga created by George Lucas. A major character in Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace, he also has a smaller role in Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and a one-line cameo in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, and the television series ...read more.

George Lucas must be high in drugs when he created the mutation known as Jar Jar...I mean look at that God forsaken thumbnail...makes me want to vomit

Noo! Not Jar Jar. He is the reason that the first star wars movie is my favorite of all time.

Isn't this guy the point guard for The Oklahoma City Thunder?

Just annoying

The Contenders

11 Boots - Dora the Explorer
12 Bella Swan - Twilight

Why isn't she higher? Bella Swan is the biggest setback for feminism (mostly equalitarianism) ever created.

I hate her so much. She is a dumb Mary Sue.

hate her so much with no reason but god!

THE Mary Sue

13 Lois Griffin - Family Guy
14 Fanboy
15 J.T. Nelson

Leave Connor alone, you bitter loser!

16 Swiper the Fox - Dora the Explorer Swiper is the main antagonist in Dora the Explorer, appearing in nearly every single episode. He is a sneaky orange fox. As his name implies, Swiper steals or attempts to steal key items that help Dora on her adventures. Clever as he is, Swiper never manages to take Dora completely by surprise; an ominous ...read more.

Don't punch Swiper, he was the only one that added true plots in Dora. Dora just asks where a stupid tree is. IT'S RIGHT BEHIND HER!

Actually, Id really want to see swiper forget about the swiper no swiping and just kidnap boots.

I’d rather watch Swiper swipe things than watch Dora trying to find a mountain that is right in front of her for 10 minutes

17 Daddy Pig - Peppa Pig

He's so fat you couldn't even lay a finger on him.

18 Mason Starkey

I loathe Starkey more than J.T Nelson. Starkey does nothing for his stork brigade.

19 SwaySway - Breadwinners

Why does everyone hate Bubhuce (well I hate him to) but seriously. SwaySway should be blamed

I wish I could shoot him and Buhdeuce, they're both incredibly aggravating and annoying

His name is SWAYSWAY?

That's the dumbest name I've ever heard.

20 Little Bill Little Bill is an American animated children's television series produced for Nick Jr. The stories are based on Bill Cosby's Little Bill book series, set in Philadelphia, and feature Bill Jr.

He looks like he was punched in the face already

He will haunt my nightmares

he has a face you want to punch

21 Beatrice Prior

I'm sorry, but not sorry. She's just a crappy katniss

22 Sally Bollywood

she deserve eternal damnation

23 Debra Barone - Everybody Loves Raymond

Possibly the worst sitcom wife ever

24 Shelly Marsh - South Park
25 Anakin Skywalker Anakin Skywalker is a fictional character in the Star Wars franchise. He appears in the original trilogy as a main and pivotal antagonist serving the Galactic Empire, while his past as Anakin Skywalker and the story of his corruption are the focus of the prequel trilogy.

Whiny ass who needs to man up!

Darth Vader

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