Top Ten Chat Up Lines for Nerds

Nerdishness and "getting lucky" may be inversely correlated, however, not directly linked. So do not terminate desire concerning the fact that you're a nerd. I was nerdish enough to make this description overly technical.

The Top Ten

1 Let Me Be Your Derivative, So I Can Lie Tangent to Your Curves.

An all-time classic in this field. - PositronWildhawk

2 With Schrödinger's Cat Within My Heart, Don't Break It Between Realities

This is one of the most delightful and senseful lines because of the superposition that splits realities on either the cat is alive or dead at the same time! - Kevinsidis

3 You Must Be a Sine Function. Always On Top When We Make Tangent.

Plus, if we're squared, we make one. The ideal pick-up line. - PositronWildhawk

4 Hey, Babe, I Can Give You the Full Spin, and We Can Do Everything Together, and Accumulate In One State.
5 Hey, Babe, Without Tunneling, We Probably Wouldn't Have Fusion.

You'd either get a forced laugh, a slap, or, if she's a nerd, a girlfriend. Probably. - PositronWildhawk

6 I’m Attracted to You So Strongly, Scientists Will Have to Develop a Fifth Fundamental Force.
7 Look at the Time We Had Together. As We Grew, It All Seemed to Be In Another Stream of Time.

Because it was! Laugh out loud! And no, it's not because you're becoming a man, it's general relativity. - PositronWildhawk

8 I Checked Your Syntax and Found No Errors. Wanna Go Compile?
9 I Know This Great Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
10 You Know.. It’s Not the Length of the Vector That Counts… It’s How You Apply the Force

This one made me laugh the most out of all the others - Ajkloth

Thanks, P. That's just made my day. Haha! You really are a nerd. But wouldn't have you any other way! :D - Britgirl

The Contenders

11 I've Checked Out Your Quantum Numbers. Same As Mine. Wanna Get Entangled?
12 You're Like a Dictionary ... You Add Meaning to My Life.

Not only is nerdy, it's also very cheesy and yet at the same time... Actually rather cute! - Britgirl

Can't help but notice this is #1 on Most Cheesy Chat-Up Lines. Can understand that. - PositronWildhawk

13 You Are My Complex Conjugate.
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