Top 10 Cheesiest Anime Pickup Lines

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Never use these unless your girlfriend/boyfriend is an otaku or you want to get slapped in the face.

And this list was created by me, so there are going to be some dirty ones. Yeah. Enjoy this list!

The Top Ten

1 Are you a gold medal? Because I want to kiss you. (Yuri on Ice)

Not bad, actually. I may use it..but I'd still end up rejected lol. - TwilightKitsune

2 Wall Maria ain't the only thing getting wrecked tonight. (Attack On Titan)
3 Are you Saitama? Cause you've got me down in one move. (One Punch Man)
4 Are you familiar with Deadman Wonderland? Because your body's a wonderland too. (Deadman Wonderland)

Writers, please stop comparing bodies to wonderlands. It's the cringiest thing you could possibly do. - Zach808

5 I don't need a Sharingan to see how beautiful you are. (Naruto)

And I don't need one either to see how you're getting rejected and punched in the face.

6 You're so sexy, and that's a deadly sin! (Nanatsu no Taizai)
7 Your beauty is over 9000! Get what I'm Saiyan? (Dragon Ball Z)

Yes yes yes, the best! - EliHbk

8 I might need a paralyze heal, because you're stunning. (Pokemon)
9 Is your name Cana? Um, Cana call you mine? (Fairy Tail)
10 Hey, baby, I like that skirt. What's the drop rate? (Sword Art Online)

The Contenders

11 Hey baby, you got me all fired up. (Fairy Tail)
12 You can escape with me any day. (Nanbaka)
13 I'd give my right arm for you. (RWBY)
14 Make a contract with me and you'll be mine (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
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1. Are you a gold medal? Because I want to kiss you. (Yuri on Ice)
2. Wall Maria ain't the only thing getting wrecked tonight. (Attack On Titan)
3. Are you Saitama? Cause you've got me down in one move. (One Punch Man)
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