Top Ten Cheesiest Love Songs

RiverClanRocks
Love songs. We've all heard them. Most of these are mainstream pop songs you hear on the radio. So sit back, relax, and laugh at the stupidity of these songs.

The Top Ten

1 Shut Up and Dance - Walk the Moon

Every time I turn on the radio, this song is on. And the lyrics aren't even that great. Neither is the song itself. - RockFashionista

This is cheesy, but the adorable cheesy. Not like, ugh, Whistle. - WonkeyDude98

I hear this song about 50 times a week. And the lyrics stink. - RiverClanRocks

Meh, I like this song. Sure, it's nothing super great, but it's a love song. It's meant to be fun, and it fulfills that purpose strongly. - LarkwingFlight

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2 I Really Like You - Carly Rae Jepsen

I like this song, but even I have to admit it's cheesy. - RiverClanRocks

Dear Carly Rae Jepsen:
We really really really really really don't care - AnonymousChick

3 Baby - Justin Bieber

I'm not making this number 1 just because it's JB. It really is a bad song and I don't think repeating "baby" 50000 times is going to help you get a girlfriend. - RiverClanRocks

This is called a song when it isn't. - Lucretia

4 What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction

First of all, it's One Direction. Second of all, it's annoyingly catchy and you get it stuck in your head even though you hate it. - RiverClanRocks

Uuuggghhh. When I was in third grade, (in 2012) every little girl in my class was OBSESSED with this stupid song. Even as a third grader, I never understood why. - RockFashionista

5 Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

Is she even known for anything else other than this one song? - nintendofan126

This song is so cheesy, it's not even funny. - RiverClanRocks

6 Marry You - Bruno Mars

I do NOT like Bruno at all. His songs are lame. - RiverClanRocks

7 Kiss You - One Direction

One word: Lame. - RiverClanRocks

8 Love Me Like You Do - Ellie Goulding

This song is porn. Literally. Porn. It was written for Fifty Shades of Gray (the movie) so that explains it. But still. It's porn. - RiverClanRocks

Don't hate me or anything, but I actually find this song better compared to most of the songs on this list. - nintendofan126

This song is messed up. Just completely perverted and messed up. - RockFashionista

I thought you were better than this, Ellie. - Merilille

9 Super Bass - Nicki Minaj

The only Nicki song I can tolerate apart from Starships.
(Google said this was a love song, so I'm going with it.) - RiverClanRocks

10 Love Story - Taylor Swift

What's wrong with this song? It's a bit nostalgic for me. - RockFashionista

This song just bores me. - RiverClanRocks

The Contenders

11 Brainpower - Freezepop
12 Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys

A beautiful and upbeat love song, no doubt. It left a landmark in pop history! But it IS rather cheesy at times... - MontyPython

13 I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing - Aerosmith

Wow, I really had to add this myself? This is THE definitive cheesy love song. I doubt you could find anything cheesier than this if you tried. It was even for the soundtrack of a super cheesy disaster movie. - Zach808

This is my mother's most hated song of all time. - SamanthaW

14 Careless Whisper - George Michael
15 Treasure - Bruno Mars
16 Just the Way You Are - Bruno Mars

This song isn't that bad, it's just gotta be the cheesiest song ever written. - RockFashionista

17 When I Was Your Man - Bruno Mars

No, no, NO! Please remove! This is my favorite guilty pleasure song! 😟

18 Stay With Me - Sam Smith
19 All of Me - John Legend
20 Eyes On Me - Faye Wong
21 Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

I just got rickrolled - DarkandSinister

22 Always - Bon Jovi

I feel like I could make an entire list of cheesy love songs with just 80s hair metal ballads. - Zach808

23 Hey Soul Sister - Train
24 I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
25 Love You Like a Love Song - Selena Gomez & the Scene
26 I Won't Give Up - Jason Mraz
27 Treat You Better - Shawn Mendes
28 What About Us - P!nk
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