Top Ten Cheesiest Love Songs

Love songs. We've all heard them. Most of these are mainstream pop songs you hear on the radio. So sit back, relax, and laugh at the stupidity of these songs.

The Top Ten

1 Shut Up and Dance - Walk the Moon

Great song that most people love.

This is cheesy, but the adorable cheesy. Not like, ugh, Whistle. - WonkeyDude98

Every time I turn on the radio, this song is on. And the lyrics aren't even that great. Neither is the song itself. - RockFashionista

I hear this song about 50 times a week. And the lyrics stink. - RiverClanRocks

2 Baby - Justin Bieber

I'm not making this number 1 just because it's JB. It really is a bad song and I don't think repeating "baby" 50000 times is going to help you get a girlfriend. - RiverClanRocks

3 I Really Like You - Carly Rae Jepsen

I like this song, but even I have to admit it's cheesy. - RiverClanRocks

Dear Carly Rae Jepsen:
We really really really really really don't care - AnonymousChick

4 What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction

First of all, it's One Direction. Second of all, it's annoyingly catchy and you get it stuck in your head even though you hate it. - RiverClanRocks

Uuuggghhh. When I was in third grade, (in 2012) every little girl in my class was OBSESSED with this stupid song. Even as a third grader, I never understood why. - RockFashionista

5 Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen

Is she even known for anything else other than this one song? - nintendofan126

This song is so cheesy, it's not even funny. - RiverClanRocks

6 Marry You - Bruno Mars

I do NOT like Bruno at all. His songs are lame. - RiverClanRocks

7 Kiss You - One Direction

One word: Lame. - RiverClanRocks

8 Love Me Like You Do - Ellie Goulding

This song is porn. Literally. Porn. It was written for Fifty Shades of Gray (the movie) so that explains it. But still. It's porn. - RiverClanRocks

This song is messed up. Just completely perverted and messed up. - RockFashionista

Don't hate me or anything, but I actually find this song better compared to most of the songs on this list. - nintendofan126

I thought you were better than this, Ellie. - Merilille

9 Super Bass - Nicki Minaj

The only Nicki song I can tolerate apart from Starships.
(Google said this was a love song, so I'm going with it.) - RiverClanRocks

10 Love Story - Taylor Swift

What's wrong with this song? It's a bit nostalgic for me. - RockFashionista

This song just bores me. - RiverClanRocks

The Contenders

11 Brainpower - Freezepop
12 Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys

A beautiful and upbeat love song, no doubt. It left a landmark in pop history! But it IS rather cheesy at times... - MontyPython

13 I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing - Aerosmith

This is my mother's most hated song of all time.

14 Careless Whisper - George Michael
15 Treasure - Bruno Mars
16 Just the Way You Are - Bruno Mars

This song isn't that bad, it's just gotta be the cheesiest song ever written. - RockFashionista

17 When I Was Your Man - Bruno Mars

No, no, NO! Please remove! This is my favorite guilty pleasure song! 😟

18 Stay With Me - Sam Smith
19 All of Me - John Legend
20 Eyes On Me - Faye Wong
21 Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley

I just got rickrolled - DarkandSinister

22 Always - Bon Jovi
23 Hey Soul Sister - Train
24 I'm Yours - Jason Mraz
25 Love You Like a Love Song - Selena Gomez & the Scene
26 I Won't Give Up - Jason Mraz
27 Treat You Better - Shawn Mendes
28 What About Us - P!nk
29 I'll Make Love to You - Boyz II Men
30 Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx
31 I Swear - All-4-One
32 (Everything I Do) I Do It for You - Bryan Adams
33 Oh Sherrie - Steve Perry
34 Thinking Out Loud - Ed Sheeran
35 Perfect - Ed Sheeran
36 Heaven - Bryan Adams
37 I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
38 Please Forgive Me - Bryan Adams
39 Hero - Enrique Iglesias
40 My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
41 Never Had a Dream Come True - S Club 7
42 Love You Like a Love Song - Selena Gomez
43 Don't Know What You Got ('til It's Gone) - Cinderella
44 I'll Be There for You - Bon Jovi
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