Cheesiest Pick Up LinesWhat is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.
The Top Ten Cheesiest Pick Up Lines
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Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer - Razor79
Aha aw, I said it to this guy n it definitely worked =]
I love dictionaries! If a guy said this to me, I'd instantly fall for him. - RockFashionista
I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..
aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet
Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! But I it would be really cheesy! Laugh out loud! ;D
That's not even good a better one is if you were any part of my body you would be my pinkie toe because I will bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
I love it when someone said this to me he so cute
I'm so gonna use this in my boyfriend, he tried doing Tennessee one. My turn!
This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. my husband says that to me quite often.. Laugh out loud I love him.
Me and my boyfriend were having a cheesy contest and I won cause of this line
I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha
People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you. - PositronWildhawk
Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***
Why are you looking at my breasts and legs anyway
I would laugh if someone said that to me - sports11
Its obviously so retarded!
this ones good the person laughed and was very impressed
i'm pretty sure i've heard that so much it's no even funny anymore!
This is the most sweetest pick up lines I have ever seen... I might get diabetes for this..
That's so incredibly sweet, I would fall for that
This person said this to me and I have a million roses
Aw that is so cute and sweet! ~
Me and my boyfriend were dieing laughing to this! His friends didn't think it was funny but they are to stupid to under stand
kid you not a guy said this to me today.
This has to be used Dammit
Haha this one is awesome
Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...
Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!
Laugh out loud a guy asked me this I slapped him, then it was so awkward because he told me he was dared to do it...
MY FAVORITE LINE EVER. I've considered using it before, but hesitated as it can be a bit creepy. - evelynperkins
I swear I heard a song lyric with the same premise... I should really stop listening to music sometimes. - Cyri
I had a guy say this to me once!
Laugh out loud this is cute and funny
I could work with this haha
That's quite creepy dude!
If a guy used this on me, I would kick him between the legs and run away.
"Shut up turd" I would picture me say. - Fandom_Lover
This is so cute
It is really funny and amusing
I said this to my crush...
Could just mean you're funny looking...
I think this on is perfect
Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?! - Nejixchan
The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.
Someone said this to me once and I ran away. - sadical
Said this to my boyfriend who I'm in a pick-up line was with and he took a few minutes to leave me on read.
My girlfriend would punch me if I said this.
So adorable, I'd use this
Tat person really really liked it.
Best line to use at a bar
*Looks away from the mirror*
Pretty sure I'm high. - Cyri
I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!! - Bec
A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL
I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.
Haha my boyfriend would not stop laughing
Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories" - Bec
This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.
Should be number one. It's the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.
LMAO! lol I fell of my chair from laughing so hard! ya, I admit I had to read it a couple times b4 I got it
If a guy were to walk up to me and say this I would most likely date the person😄😄😄
she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.
This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1
Tried this one... He didn't understand :P
This Is amazing I used this on a girl who I liked and they kind of hated me and we have been together science then and she actually kissed me after I used this
I found this to be pretty clever.
Pretty clever for a History nerd like I. - Fandom_Lover
Clever but some people may not get it
This one has meaning
This is awesome
This is absolutely adorable.
Aw that's so adorable
Imperfections are the reason why guys like girls.
Perfect equals boring. Who doesn't want a girl who makes you laugh all the time? Who doesn't want a girl to tease you? Who doesn't want a girl to adore you? And lastly, Who doesn't want those three girls to meet? - Fandom_Lover
Aww this is also super cute
So cheesy its here twice - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva
I could use this on a girl I like
There's a better one though, if I was Nike and you were McDonald's then I would be DOING IT and you would be LOVIN IT! But this is also nice - Icyblossom
I love this! Haha!
This one is more funny than cute LOL
Laugh out loud funny and good
I would fall over and die if someone walked up to me an told me that... one day soon, though, because I'm thirteen and I've never had a boyfriend... ;d
I feel in love with the quote itself
Aw, this is the best one
Id fall for this
That is so awesome I could us this
I love this
I love this one it's so cute ❤
This one is kinda creepy
FBI OPEN UP - sadical
I like that. I should use that on the girl I like
That's adorable! It'd totally work on me
This is great I did at school and she said yes
It totally worked we had sex after
Actually said this to a guy once. He went along perfectly.
There are some horrible pickup lines out there, but this is one of the sweeter ones!
This is a sweet one to
The best thing you could hear
Haha this is so funny - Absolite
Never say this to a girl because most girls would say "No there baseball pants because my ass is out of your league"
Bahaha I have said that to a guy that "no they are baseball pants because my ass is outta your league"
I love this
I saw this on the suite life on deck...
Yeah. This gets more lame every time you hear it.
A guy actually used this on me! - superstar123
So did I see it on suite life on deck and it is pretty good :-) although a tad cheesy it is epic:-) as simon would say I didn't like it I loved it
Oh man that's damn funny wish I thought of it first
Haha I'm going to say that now
If someone said this to me I would so date them
What the heck! No... - Fandom_Lover
*Punches* - Ananya
Why would this be a line? It doesn't make sense.
Cute. But... Nah. I need No Man. - Fandom_Lover
How 'bout, since I just picked you up on the street and now I don't know how to pay you... - PositronWildhawk
Great laugh out loud
I like this one
Hahaa laugh out loud seriously, laughed out loud
Ok this one sucks
I actually had a guy say this to me once. He was kind of cute but the line was so lame I had to try so hard not to laugh out loud :D
I just used this 10 times and it worked almost every time especially on this girl who looks like a model
Lmao.! Now this had me Rollin'.
This is kinda gross, I would be disgusted if I heard this
What kind of pick up line is this
God that’s terrible
This obe sucks so un unrealistic
"I don't like where this is going" - JonTron - sansundertale
A bit gross annd creepy.
thats cute in a creepy way
This one actually worked for me once.
Hilarious brilliant and there is no other way of saying it this thing works it is fab
I had a couple of guys tell me this on a dating site
Total laugh out loud
Laugh out loud this is so great!
Its, its just so stupid it might actually work...
I just used this