Cheesiest Pick Up LinesWhat is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.
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Like a maniac nerd talking to a school.
Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer - Razor79
LolV 37 Comments
I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..
aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet
Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! But I it would be really cheesy! Laugh out loud! ;D
That's not even good a better one is if you were any part of my body you would be my pinkie toe because I will bang you on every piece of furniture in my houseV 57 Comments
That would ruin the alphabet song! - sadical
It's so cute
So cute. He would get a genuine smile with this one.V 33 Comments
I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha
People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you. - PositronWildhawk
Best cheesiest flirt...EVER
Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***V 9 Comments
I would laugh if someone said that to me - sports11
Its obviously so retarded!
this ones good the person laughed and was very impressed
i'm pretty sure i've heard that so much it's no even funny anymore!V 3 Comments
This one is adorable
This is the most sweetest pick up lines I have ever seen... I might get diabetes for this..
That's so incredibly sweet, I would fall for that
This person said this to me and I have a million rosesV 7 Comments
Me and my boyfriend were dieing laughing to this! His friends didn't think it was funny but they are to stupid to under stand
kid you not a guy said this to me today.
This has to be used Dammit
Haha this one is awesome
Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...
Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!
Laugh out loud a guy asked me this I slapped him, then it was so awkward because he told me he was dared to do it...
Wow having a girl friend who is very intellegent she would get a kick out of this one.V 28 Comments
I swear I heard a song lyric with the same premise... I should really stop listening to music sometimes. - Cyri
I had a guy say this to me once!
Laugh out loud this is cute and funny
I could work with this hahaV 7 Comments
That's quite creepy dude!
This very physical but it works. Try it out. - JoLeKosovo
If a guy used this on me, I would kick him between the legs and run away.
"Shut up turd" I would picture me say. - Fandom_Lover
This is so cuteV 7 Comments
I don't like smiling in pictures. - sadical
I said this to my crush...
Could just mean you're funny looking...
Bloody adorable.V 6 Comments
This is my favorite oh my god it's so bad. - JoLeKosovo
Someone said this to me once and I ran away. - sadical
Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?! - NejixchanV 16 Comments
Said this to my boyfriend who I'm in a pick-up line was with and he took a few minutes to leave me on read.
My girlfriend would punch me if I said this.
So adorable, I'd use this
Tat person really really liked it.V 1 Comment
*Looks away from the mirror*
Pretty sure I'm high. - Cyri
Best line to use at a bar
I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!! - Bec
A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL
I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.
Classic!V 13 Comments
Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories" - Bec
My popcorn. Goodbye, pervert. - Ashes
This is hilarious
This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.V 16 Comments
If a guy were to walk up to me and say this I would most likely date the person😄😄😄
she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.
This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1
Tried this one... He didn't understand :P
This Is amazing I used this on a girl who I liked and they kind of hated me and we have been together science then and she actually kissed me after I used thisV 10 Comments
I found this to be pretty clever.
Pretty clever for a History nerd like I. - Fandom_Lover
Clever but some people may not get it
This one has meaning
Aw this is amazing
I love this one
This is awesomeV 5 Comments
Imperfections are the reason why guys like girls.
Perfect equals boring. Who doesn't want a girl who makes you laugh all the time? Who doesn't want a girl to tease you? Who doesn't want a girl to adore you? And lastly, Who doesn't want those three girls to meet? - Fandom_Lover
Aww this is also super cute
So cheesy its here twice - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva
I could use this on a girl I like
This one is more funny than cute LOL
There's a better one though, if I was Nike and you were McDonald's then I would be DOING IT and you would be LOVIN IT! But this is also nice - Icyblossom
I love this! Haha!V 3 Comments
That is so awesome I could us this
I love this
I love this one it's so cute ❤
I would fall over and die if someone walked up to me an told me that... one day soon, though, because I'm thirteen and I've never had a boyfriend... ;d
Oh...My...God! It's so good..One can just smile and blush at it * whispers* with a reason! - Ananya
I feel in love with the quote itself
Aw, this is the best oneV 4 Comments
This one is kinda creepy
FBI OPEN UP - sadical
I like that. I should use that on the girl I like
That's adorable! It'd totally work on me
It totally worked we had sex after
This is great I did at school and she said yes
This seem like it would work on my crush, even though she has a boyfriend. Which sucks since I couldn't ask her out since I was sick
Actually said this to a guy once. He went along perfectly.
There are some horrible pickup lines out there, but this is one of the sweeter ones!
This is a sweet one toV 5 Comments
Haha this is so funny - Absolite
Never say this to a girl because most girls would say "No there baseball pants because my ass is out of your league"
Bahaha I have said that to a guy that "no they are baseball pants because my ass is outta your league"
I love this
If someone said this to me I would so date them
I saw this on the suite life on deck...
Yeah. This gets more lame every time you hear it.
A guy actually used this on me! - superstar123
So did I see it on suite life on deck and it is pretty good :-) although a tad cheesy it is epic:-) as simon would say I didn't like it I loved itV 11 Comments
Oh man that's damn funny wish I thought of it first
Haha I'm going to say that now
What the heck! No... - Fandom_Lover
*Punches* - Ananya
Why would this be a line? It doesn't make sense.
Cute. But... Nah. I need No Man. - Fandom_Lover
How 'bout, since I just picked you up on the street and now I don't know how to pay you... - PositronWildhawk
Great laugh out loud
I like this one
Hahaa laugh out loud seriously, laughed out loud
Ok this one sucks
I actually had a guy say this to me once. He was kind of cute but the line was so lame I had to try so hard not to laugh out loud :D
This is kinda gross, I would be disgusted if I heard this
I just used this 10 times and it worked almost every time especially on this girl who looks like a model
Lmao.! Now this had me Rollin'.
whatV 1 Comment
What kind of pick up line is this
God that’s terrible
thats cute in a creepy way
This one actually worked for me once.
Hilarious brilliant and there is no other way of saying it this thing works it is fab
"I don't like where this is going" - JonTron - sansundertale
This obe sucks so un unrealistic
A bit gross annd creepy.
I had a couple of guys tell me this on a dating site
Its elephant between the ears!
Total laugh out loud
Laugh out loud this is so great!
I just used thisV 4 Comments
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Top Remixes (15)
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3. Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
2. (With a shish kabob in hand) Would you like a piece of my meat?
3. a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-v-w-x-y-z ...but where's you?
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3. Your right leg is Ohio, and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River?
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