Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

What is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.

The Top Ten

1 Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..

aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet

Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! But I it would be really cheesy! Laugh out loud! ;D

Tight

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2 You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.

Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!

Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer - Razor79

Aha aw, I said it to this guy n it definitely worked =]

I r8 8/8 m8 this is great no h8.

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3 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I love it when someone said this to me he so cute

I'm so gonna use this in my boyfriend, he tried doing Tennessee one. My turn!

This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. my husband says that to me quite often.. Laugh out loud I love him.

No need when N and O are already together. - naFrovivuS

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4 I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together

If a guy used this on me, I would kick him between the legs and run away.

"Shut up turd" I would picture me say. - Fandom_Lover

Grammatically speaking, it should be "... I can picture you and me together".

It is really funny and amusing

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5 Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile

Could just mean you're funny looking...

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6 Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

This is the most sweetest pick up lines I have ever seen... I might get diabetes for this..

That's so incredibly sweet, I would fall for that

This person said this to me and I have a million roses

Sooo cute

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7 Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...

Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!

Laugh out loud a guy asked me this I slapped him, then it was so awkward because he told me he was dared to do it...

This is disgusting! I hope everyone who's ever said this has prepared to get slapped. - Entranced98

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8 If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber

My girlfriend would punch me if I said this.

So adorable, I'd use this

Told this to my girlfriend...she was ashamed of me but we both know she loved it.

9 Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

I had a guy say this to me once!

Laugh out loud this is cute and funny

I could work with this haha

Really...Can't stop laughing at this - Ananya

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10 Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem wright for me

I found this to be pretty clever.

Pretty clever for a History nerd like I. - Fandom_Lover

Clever but some people may not get it

The Newcomers

? You must be the Avril Lavigne album "The Best Damn Thing". 'Cause your back says "Hot".
? Do you like sandwiches? Good, because I can't decide between you and your best friend.

The Contenders

11 Walk over, hold out your hand and say "will you hold this while I take a walk?"

she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.

This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1

Tried this one... He didn't understand :P

so cute

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12 Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?! - Nejixchan

The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.

I would definitely say that 😂

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13 I lost my number, can I have yours?

I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!! - Bec

A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL

I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.

lol

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14 Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes V 1 Comment
15 Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories" - Bec

This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.

Should be number one. It's the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.

THIS IS THE PERFECT PICKUP LINE

if your feeling suicidal

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16 Can I have directions? (to where) your heart

That is so awesome I could us this

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17 Is your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

Oh...My...God! It's so good..One can just smile and blush at it * whispers* with a reason! - Ananya

I feel in love with the quote itself

Aw, this is the best one

Supa ninjas?

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18 You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night. V 1 Comment
19 You must work at KFC, cause those are great breasts and legs.

I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha

People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you. - PositronWildhawk

Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***

My boyfriend just texted me this. I can't stop laughing. 😂😂😂

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20 Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist

Actually said this to a guy once. He went along perfectly.

There are some horrible pickup lines out there, but this is one of the sweeter ones!

This is a sweet one to

So sweet

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1. Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3. Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
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1. I think I have to take off my clothes, because they are crush-resistant... and you are my crush.
2. You must be the Avril Lavigne album "The Best Damn Thing". 'Cause your back says "Hot".
3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE all over you
Martin_Canine
1. I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together
2. Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile
3. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber
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