Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

What is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.

The Top Ten

1 You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.

Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!

Like a maniac nerd talking to a school.

Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer - Razor79

Lol

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2 Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..

aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet

Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! But I it would be really cheesy! Laugh out loud! ;D

That's not even good a better one is if you were any part of my body you would be my pinkie toe because I will bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

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3 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

That would ruin the alphabet song! - sadical

best

It's so cute

So cute. He would get a genuine smile with this one.

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4 You must work at KFC, cause those are great breasts and legs.

I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha

People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you. - PositronWildhawk

Best cheesiest flirt...EVER

Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***

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5 Your name must be Campbells 'cause you're mmm mmm good.

I would laugh if someone said that to me - sports11

Its obviously so retarded!

this ones good the person laughed and was very impressed

i'm pretty sure i've heard that so much it's no even funny anymore!

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6 Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

This one is adorable

This is the most sweetest pick up lines I have ever seen... I might get diabetes for this..

That's so incredibly sweet, I would fall for that

This person said this to me and I have a million roses

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7 Your right leg is Ohio, and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River?

Me and my boyfriend were dieing laughing to this! His friends didn't think it was funny but they are to stupid to under stand

kid you not a guy said this to me today.

This has to be used Dammit

Haha this one is awesome

8 Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...

Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!

Laugh out loud a guy asked me this I slapped him, then it was so awkward because he told me he was dared to do it...

Wow having a girl friend who is very intellegent she would get a kick out of this one.

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9 Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

I swear I heard a song lyric with the same premise... I should really stop listening to music sometimes. - Cyri

I had a guy say this to me once!

Laugh out loud this is cute and funny

I could work with this haha

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10 Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.

That's quite creepy dude!

The Newcomers

? How many shoulders do we have together? 1... 2... (touching her left shoulder) 3... 4! (touching her right shoulder, passing your arm around her neck)

This very physical but it works. Try it out. - JoLeKosovo

The Contenders

11 I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together

If a guy used this on me, I would kick him between the legs and run away.

Nice one

"Shut up turd" I would picture me say. - Fandom_Lover

This is so cute

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12 Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile

I don't like smiling in pictures. - sadical

I said this to my crush...

Could just mean you're funny looking...

Bloody adorable.

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13 Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

This is my favorite oh my god it's so bad. - JoLeKosovo

Someone said this to me once and I ran away. - sadical

Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?! - Nejixchan

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14 If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber

Said this to my boyfriend who I'm in a pick-up line was with and he took a few minutes to leave me on read.

My girlfriend would punch me if I said this.

So adorable, I'd use this

Tat person really really liked it.

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15 Am I high or am I really seeing something beautiful?

*Looks away from the mirror*

Pretty sure I'm high. - Cyri

Best line to use at a bar

16 I lost my number, can I have yours?

I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!! - Bec

A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL

I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.

Classic!

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17 Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories" - Bec

My popcorn. Goodbye, pervert. - Ashes

This is hilarious

This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.

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18 A genie gave me one wish and poof! Here you are.

If a guy were to walk up to me and say this I would most likely date the person😄😄😄

19 Walk over, hold out your hand and say "will you hold this while I take a walk?"

she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.

This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1

Tried this one... He didn't understand :P

This Is amazing I used this on a girl who I liked and they kind of hated me and we have been together science then and she actually kissed me after I used this

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20 Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem wright for me

I found this to be pretty clever.

Pretty clever for a History nerd like I. - Fandom_Lover

Clever but some people may not get it

21 You're the only girl I love.... But in ten years I will love another girl. She will call you " mommy"

This one has meaning

Aw this is amazing

I love this one

This is awesome

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22 Nobody's perfect…except you

cutest

Imperfections are the reason why guys like girls.
Perfect equals boring. Who doesn't want a girl who makes you laugh all the time? Who doesn't want a girl to tease you? Who doesn't want a girl to adore you? And lastly, Who doesn't want those three girls to meet? - Fandom_Lover

Aww this is also super cute

23 Your mother must be Mary J. Blige, because you are My Life.
24 Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes

So cheesy its here twice - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

I could use this on a girl I like

25 I'm Burger King and you are McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you will be lovin' it.

cute

This one is more funny than cute LOL

There's a better one though, if I was Nike and you were McDonald's then I would be DOING IT and you would be LOVIN IT! But this is also nice - Icyblossom

I love this! Haha!

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26 Can I have directions? (to where) your heart

That is so awesome I could us this

I love this

So cute.

I love this one it's so cute ❤

27 Is your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

I would fall over and die if someone walked up to me an told me that... one day soon, though, because I'm thirteen and I've never had a boyfriend... ;d

Oh...My...God! It's so good..One can just smile and blush at it * whispers* with a reason! - Ananya

I feel in love with the quote itself

Aw, this is the best one

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28 Your level of attractiveness far exceeds the limit. I need your name, phone number, and address, please.

This one is kinda creepy

FBI OPEN UP - sadical

29 You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.

I like that. I should use that on the girl I like

That's adorable! It'd totally work on me

30 Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin' out my package.

It totally worked we had sex after

This is great I did at school and she said yes

31 Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist

This seem like it would work on my crush, even though she has a boyfriend. Which sucks since I couldn't ask her out since I was sick

Actually said this to a guy once. He went along perfectly.

There are some horrible pickup lines out there, but this is one of the sweeter ones!

This is a sweet one to

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32 Your body is like my favorite song, I wanna play you all night long
33 Are you a beaver cause, dammmmmmmm

Haha this is so funny - Absolite

34 Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

Never say this to a girl because most girls would say "No there baseball pants because my ass is out of your league"

Bahaha I have said that to a guy that "no they are baseball pants because my ass is outta your league"

Yes.

I love this

35 You gave me asthma, cause you take my breath away

If someone said this to me I would so date them

Sad times

36 Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

I saw this on the suite life on deck...

Yeah. This gets more lame every time you hear it.

A guy actually used this on me! - superstar123

So did I see it on suite life on deck and it is pretty good :-) although a tad cheesy it is epic:-) as simon would say I didn't like it I loved it

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37 Why don't we play house? You can be the door, and I'll slam you.

Oh man that's damn funny wish I thought of it first

Haha I'm going to say that now

38 Hey let's play a game you be the door and I'll slam you

What the heck! No... - Fandom_Lover

*Punches* - Ananya

39 (With a shish kabob in hand) Would you like a piece of my meat?
40 a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-v-w-x-y-z ...but where's you?

Why would this be a line? It doesn't make sense.

41 Forget about Spider-man, Superman, and Batman. I will be your man

Cute. But... Nah. I need No Man. - Fandom_Lover

It’s cute

42 You must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you.

How 'bout, since I just picked you up on the street and now I don't know how to pay you... - PositronWildhawk

Great laugh out loud

I like this one

Hahaa laugh out loud seriously, laughed out loud

43 Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I want to tap that ass!

Ok this one sucks

44 You're so sweet, was your mama a dessert?

I actually had a guy say this to me once. He was kind of cute but the line was so lame I had to try so hard not to laugh out loud :D

45 If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

This is kinda gross, I would be disgusted if I heard this

I just used this 10 times and it worked almost every time especially on this girl who looks like a model

Lmao.! Now this had me Rollin'.

what

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46 I think I have to take off my clothes, because they are crush-resistant... and you are my crush.

What kind of pick up line is this

God that’s terrible

47 I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

thats cute in a creepy way

This one actually worked for me once.

Hilarious brilliant and there is no other way of saying it this thing works it is fab

48 Do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a foot long.

"I don't like where this is going" - JonTron - sansundertale

This obe sucks so un unrealistic

A bit gross annd creepy.

49 Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE all over you

I had a couple of guys tell me this on a dating site

50 Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pockets) Do you want to?

Its elephant between the ears!

Total laugh out loud

Laugh out loud this is so great!

I just used this

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1. Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3. Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
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1. Are you a beaver cause, dammmmmmmm
2. (With a shish kabob in hand) Would you like a piece of my meat?
3. a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-v-w-x-y-z ...but where's you?
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1. You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3. Your right leg is Ohio, and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River?
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