Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

What is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.

The Top Ten

1 You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.

I used this but she just slapped me I used it again and she slapped me third time I used it I think it worked cause she didn't slap me

As a lover of books, of course I love this. And it's so deep! "You add meaning to my life." I love that.

A differently worded version of this one is on the "Most Romantic Things to Say to Her" list

Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!

2 Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

That's not even good a better one is if you were any part of my body you would be my pinkie toe because I will bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..

aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet

This is cute and not nasty like many of them. Shows interest in a person not just in a quick bedding.

3 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

This one is so adorable and I would probably tell my brother about it cause he loves his girlfriend and he normaly does not know what to say LOL.

This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. my husband says that to me quite often.. Laugh out loud I love him.

This is sooo sweet! I' 16 and never had any relationship.. :(
Hope I'll have someone someday and I'm surely gonna use this... I'm a boy by the way

Me and my boyfriend were having a cheesy contest and I won cause of this line

4 You must work at KFC, cause those are great breasts and legs.

People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you.

Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***

I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha

Na just kidding probably die I told that to me bro and he laughed his ass off

5 Your name must be Campbells 'cause you're mmm mmm good.

i'm pretty sure i've heard that so much it's no even funny anymore!

haha some girl actually used this one on me, i laughed so hard

this ones good the person laughed and was very impressed

I would give a high five for this one;)... Laugh out loud

6 Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

This is the most sweetest pick up lines I have ever seen... I might get diabetes for this..

This person said this to me and I have a million roses

That's so incredibly sweet, I would fall for that

This one is adorable

7 Your right leg is Ohio, and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River?

Me and my boyfriend were dieing laughing to this! His friends didn't think it was funny but they are to stupid to under stand

kid you not a guy said this to me today.

This has to be used Dammit

Haha this one is awesome

8 Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

Uh, yeah, no thanks dude. *Takes out phone and calls brother* Hey Will, could you give me a hand? And by hand, I mean crowbar/baseball bat/broom/something to knock this guy out with.

Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...

Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!

Haha I Have To Show This To My boyfriend And Be Like If You Ever Say This To me I Will Bust Out Laughing And Then Be Like You Will Neva get there...

9 Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

I swear I heard a song lyric with the same premise... I should really stop listening to music sometimes.

Then you say, you wouldn't be lost because I'll be right beside you.

Wow... Not sure if I would fall for this but it sure is cheesy

Laugh out loud this is cute and funny

10 Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.

That's quite creepy dude!

The Contenders

11 I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together

Grammatically speaking, it should be "... I can picture you and me together".

If a guy used this on me, I would kick him between the legs and run away.

"Shut up turd" I would picture me say.

It is really funny and amusing

12 Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile

Could just mean you're funny looking...

I said this to my crush...

I think this on is perfect

Bloody adorable.

13 Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?!

The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.

My friend came up with this one, gotta give him props.

14 If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber

Said this to my boyfriend who I'm in a pick-up line was with and he took a few minutes to leave me on read.

My girlfriend would punch me if I said this.

Told this to my girlfriend...she was ashamed of me but we both know she loved it.

Tat person really really liked it.

15 Am I high or am I really seeing something beautiful?

*Looks away from the mirror*

Pretty sure I'm high.

Best line to use at a bar

16 I lost my number, can I have yours?

A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL

I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!!

I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.

It's not even clever if you lost your number why would you need someone else's

17 Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.

Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories"

Should be number one. It's the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.

Depends on the guy if he looks out of my age bubble or unsanitary I would totally be creeped out. If he looked well groomed would be a different story

18 A genie gave me one wish and poof! Here you are.

If a guy were to walk up to me and say this I would most likely date the person😄😄😄

19 Walk over, hold out your hand and say "will you hold this while I take a walk?"

This Is amazing I used this on a girl who I liked and they kind of hated me and we have been together science then and she actually kissed me after I used this

Now I want to go for a walk, laugh out loud too bad I live in the ghetto and everyone wants to ask for money, or cigarettes, or something

I'm using this line tomorrow on a girl I see all the time during lunch but never get to talk to. Well see how good it works lol

she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.

20 Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem wright for me

Pretty clever for a History nerd like I.

Clever but some people may not get it

I found this to be pretty clever.

21 You're the only girl I love.... But in ten years I will love another girl. She will call you " mommy"

It depends who is saying this to me. If it was my boyfriend (in the future I'm so alone TwT) I would love this. But if its some dude who is hitting on me, well... let's just say that dude will be in the hospital for quite some time. >:D #Evilness at her Best

Great line just got a girlfriend

This is absolutely adorable.

This one has meaning

22 Nobody's perfect…except you

Imperfections are the reason why guys like girls.
Perfect equals boring. Who doesn't want a girl who makes you laugh all the time? Who doesn't want a girl to tease you? Who doesn't want a girl to adore you? And lastly, Who doesn't want those three girls to meet?

Aww this is also super cute

cutest

23 Your mother must be Mary J. Blige, because you are My Life.
24 Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes

I could use this on a girl I like

So cheesy its here twice

25 Is your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

I would fall over and die if someone walked up to me an told me that... one day soon, though, because I'm thirteen and I've never had a boyfriend... ;d

I feel in love with the quote itself

Aw, this is the best one

Id fall for this

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