Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

What is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.

The Top Ten

1 Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..

aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet

Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! But I it would be really cheesy! Laugh out loud! ;D

Aw that's adorablee

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2 You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.

Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!

Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer - Razor79

Aha aw, I said it to this guy n it definitely worked =]


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3 If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I love it when someone said this to me he so cute

I'm so gonna use this in my boyfriend, he tried doing Tennessee one. My turn!

This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. my husband says that to me quite often.. Laugh out loud I love him.

Reject line: That won't be necessary because N and O are already together. - PeeledBanana

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4 I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together

If a guy used this on me, I would kick him between the legs and run away.

"Shut up turd" I would picture me say. - Fandom_Lover

This is so cute

Nice one

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5 Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile

I said this to my crush...

Could just mean you're funny looking...

Bloody adorable.

Wonderful, I’m using it right now!

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6 Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

This is the most sweetest pick up lines I have ever seen... I might get diabetes for this..

That's so incredibly sweet, I would fall for that

This person said this to me and I have a million roses

So cute

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7 If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber

My girlfriend would punch me if I said this.

So adorable, I'd use this

Tat person really really liked it.

Told this to my girlfriend...she was ashamed of me but we both know she loved it.

8 Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...

Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!

Laugh out loud a guy asked me this I slapped him, then it was so awkward because he told me he was dared to do it...

Wow having a girl friend who is very intellegent she would get a kick out of this one.

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9 Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

I had a guy say this to me once!

Laugh out loud this is cute and funny

I could work with this haha

I think this is very good! I love it

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10 Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem wright for me

I found this to be pretty clever.

Pretty clever for a History nerd like I. - Fandom_Lover

Clever but some people may not get it

The Newcomers

? Would you like an Australian kiss, it's like a French kiss but down under.

The Contenders

11 Walk over, hold out your hand and say "will you hold this while I take a walk?"

she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.

This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1

Tried this one... He didn't understand :P

I think I just died this is so cute! 😍❤

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12 Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes

I could use this on a girl I like

So cheesy its here twice - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

13 I lost my number, can I have yours?

I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!! - Bec

A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL

I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.


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14 Can I have directions? (to where) your heart

That is so awesome I could us this

I love this

So cute.

I love this one it's so cute ❤

15 Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?! - Nejixchan

The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.

I love this one! Last year my friend and myself told one of our friends to say that to his girlfriend. He did! Lol!
by the way they broke up :( sadly.

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16 Is your dad a thief because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes

I would fall over and die if someone walked up to me an told me that... one day soon, though, because I'm thirteen and I've never had a boyfriend... ;d

Oh...My...God! It's so good..One can just smile and blush at it * whispers* with a reason! - Ananya

I feel in love with the quote itself

Supa ninjas?

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17 Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories" - Bec

This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.

Should be number one. It's the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.


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18 You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.

That's adorable! It'd totally work on me

19 Can I take your picture to prove to my friends that angels do exist

Actually said this to a guy once. He went along perfectly.

There are some horrible pickup lines out there, but this is one of the sweeter ones!

This is a sweet one to

So sweet

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20 You must work at KFC, cause those are great breasts and legs.

I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha

People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you. - PositronWildhawk

Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***

My boyfriend just texted me this. I can't stop laughing. 😂😂😂

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21 Hey let's play a game you be the door and I'll slam you

What the heck! No... - Fandom_Lover

*Punches* - Ananya

22 You're the only girl I love.... But in ten years I will love another girl. She will call you " mommy"

This is awesome

Aw that's so adorable

Great line just got a girlfriend

I find it so sweet..I wanna hear it,but I got no boyfriend! nyahaha

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23 Nobody's perfect…except you

Imperfections are the reason why guys like girls.
Perfect equals boring. Who doesn't want a girl who makes you laugh all the time? Who doesn't want a girl to tease you? Who doesn't want a girl to adore you? And lastly, Who doesn't want those three girls to meet? - Fandom_Lover

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24 Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

Never say this to a girl because most girls would say "No there baseball pants because my ass is out of your league"

Bahaha I have said that to a guy that "no they are baseball pants because my ass is outta your league"


I love this

25 Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin' out my package.

This is great I did at school and she said yes

26 Your name must be Campbells 'cause you're mmm mmm good.

I would laugh if someone said that to me - sports11

Its obviously so retarded!

this ones good the person laughed and was very impressed

My name is Campbell haha

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27 Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

I saw this on the suite life on deck...

Yeah. This gets more lame every time you hear it.

A guy actually used this on me! - superstar123

I don't get it

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28 I think I have to take off my clothes, because they are crush-resistant... and you are my crush.

God that’s terrible

29 I'm Burger King and you are McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you will be lovin' it.

There's a better one though, if I was Nike and you were McDonald's then I would be DOING IT and you would be LOVIN IT! But this is also nice - Icyblossom

I love this! Haha!

Laugh out loud funny and good

Classic. I like this one. - Garythesnail

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30 My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U

I've once approached my crush with that, and yeah I made it!

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31 Are you a science book because I'd like to study your anatomy
32 Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE all over you

I had a couple of guys tell me this on a dating site

33 You must be the Avril Lavigne album "The Best Damn Thing". 'Cause your back says "Hot".
34 Do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a foot long.

This obe sucks so un unrealistic

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35 Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I want to tap that ass!
36 You must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you.

Great laugh out loud

I like this one

Hahaa laugh out loud seriously, laughed out loud

37 I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number and are you free this Saturday?

I would feel very flattered if someone said this to me!

Uh I am going to use this on maiden next monday thank you poster

Some said this to me once.Lets just say one of us turned red.

38 Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pockets) Do you want to?

Total laugh out loud

Laugh out loud this is so great!

I just used this

Ugh. Just, bleehh. - Absolite

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39 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

My girlfriend hates this so much! I think its hilarious!

That is so disgustingly cute! They will all go ew at first but soon enough they'll get it

That's definitely got it all over some of the others here.

My girlfriend would crack up

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40 Forget about Spider-man, Superman, and Batman. I will be your man

Cute. But... Nah. I need No Man. - Fandom_Lover

41 If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

I just used this 10 times and it worked almost every time especially on this girl who looks like a model

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42 Are you a magician? Because when I look at you everyone else disappears.

I don't why but even thinking or saying that gives me headaches! So cheesy!

43 Did you know I'm a pirate? Cause I really want to grab your chest.
44 I wish the police would capture and the judge would condemn you to death for murder. Because you are breathtaking.
45 You know, I'm very wealthy. My entire house was expensive, except for the bathroom. 'Cause I'm still missing a golden shower, would you help me with that?
46 I just ate some Skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

Id go for it if a guy said this to me

I love this it is so funny... LMFAO!

This just might work!


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47 I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I have my degrees in Math. I would totally fall for this line if someone used it on me. It's cute, smart, and funny.

Haha, I'm only doing a-level maths but I still found this hilarious

The right girl would fall for it. It really works

48 I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

thats cute in a creepy way

This one actually worked for me once.

Hilarious brilliant and there is no other way of saying it this thing works it is fab

49 If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

I've used that one before.. and it worked... great song too. - jwileson

50 Do you like piña coladaa, and getting caught in the rain?

I don't get it can someone explain

It's a lyric to a song

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Top Remixes (6)

1. Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
3. Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
1. I think I have to take off my clothes, because they are crush-resistant... and you are my crush.
2. You must be the Avril Lavigne album "The Best Damn Thing". 'Cause your back says "Hot".
3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE all over you
1. I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together
2. Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile
3. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber

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