Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

Come on voters! Keep this one at the top!

Sounds like a nerd talking to his computer - Razor79

Aha aw, I said it to this guy n it definitely worked =]

Lol

I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line..

aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet

Aww! This would be so sweet if my crush said this to me! But I it would be really cheesy! Laugh out loud! ;D

Aw that's adorablee

I love it when someone said this to me he so cute

I'm so gonna use this in my boyfriend, he tried doing Tennessee one. My turn!

This one is so cute. I can't help but love it. my husband says that to me quite often.. Laugh out loud I love him.

It's so cute

I guy said that to me once... I smacked him. Ha

People, if you're actually considering using this, I hope a good funeral service is provided for you. - PositronWildhawk

Haha, its funny but not what a women would want to hear unless she's a sl** or wh***

Best cheesiest flirt...EVER

I would laugh if someone said that to me - sports11

Its obviously so retarded!

this ones good the person laughed and was very impressed

My name is Campbell haha

This is the most sweetest pick up lines I have ever seen... I might get diabetes for this..

That's so incredibly sweet, I would fall for that

This person said this to me and I have a million roses

So cute

Me and my boyfriend were dieing laughing to this! His friends didn't think it was funny but they are to stupid to under stand

kid you not a guy said this to me today.

This has to be used Dammit

Haha this one is awesome

Laugh out loud my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I'm all like EWW and started laughing and so ya...

Gross, it's like the kind of cheesy pick up line you use when you want to sleep with someone, I don't like it!

Laugh out loud a guy asked me this I slapped him, then it was so awkward because he told me he was dared to do it...

Wow having a girl friend who is very intellegent she would get a kick out of this one.

I had a guy say this to me once!

Laugh out loud this is cute and funny

I could work with this haha

I think this is very good! I love it

If a guy used this on me, I would kick him between the legs and run away.

"Shut up turd" I would picture me say. - Fandom_Lover

This is so cute

Nice one

Oh my god. I just fell off the chair and *farted* at this pick up line. XD Some guy even said to me when I was at KFC. I just smacked him.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?! - Nejixchan

The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.

This should be the result of a dare.

I said this to my crush...

Could just mean you're funny looking...

Bloody adorable.

I LOVE THIS ONE AND WOULD SO USE IT CUUUTE

My girlfriend would punch me if I said this.

So adorable, I'd use this

Tat person really really liked it.

Told this to my girlfriend...she was ashamed of me but we both know she loved it.

Then What you say is "No thank you, I don't like short stories" - Bec

This is one of my favorites! I laughed really hard when I read it. I would think it would be entertaining if someone said this too me... If it wasn't one of my friends I don't know what I would do though.

Should be number one. It's the best pick up line ever in the whole world. If I used this on a girl she would slap me. She would do because she wouldn't get it.

This is hilarious

I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!! - Bec

A 6th grader went up to my friend ( 7th grader) and asked this, I said thats a really bad pick up line. He walked away. LOL

I asked this to three Australian girls in a caravan site. Did it work? Hell yes.

Classic!

Best line to use at a bar

If a guy were to walk up to me and say this I would most likely date the person😄😄😄

she laughed at first, but she actually agreed to. and been with here ever since.

This is adorable! I would totally fall for this one, That is so sweet1

Tried this one... He didn't understand :P

I think I just died this is so cute! 😍❤

I found this to be pretty clever.

Pretty clever for a History nerd like I. - Fandom_Lover

Clever but some people may not get it

This is awesome

Aw that's so adorable

Aw this is amazing

I love this one

Imperfections are the reason why guys like girls.
Perfect equals boring. Who doesn't want a girl who makes you laugh all the time? Who doesn't want a girl to tease you? Who doesn't want a girl to adore you? And lastly, Who doesn't want those three girls to meet? - Fandom_Lover

Aww this is also super cute

cutest

There's a better one though, if I was Nike and you were McDonald's then I would be DOING IT and you would be LOVIN IT! But this is also nice - Icyblossom

I love this! Haha!

This one is more funny than cute LOL

cute

I could use this on a girl I like

So cheesy its here twice - NickelbackLinkinPark4Eva

That is so awesome I could us this

I love this

So cute.

I love this one it's so cute ❤

I would fall over and die if someone walked up to me an told me that... one day soon, though, because I'm thirteen and I've never had a boyfriend... ;d

Oh...My...God! It's so good..One can just smile and blush at it * whispers* with a reason! - Ananya

I feel in love with the quote itself

Supa ninjas?

This one is kinda creepy

That's adorable! It'd totally work on me

This is great I did at school and she said yes

It totally worked we had sex after

Actually said this to a guy once. He went along perfectly.

There are some horrible pickup lines out there, but this is one of the sweeter ones!

This is a sweet one to

So sweet

Haha this is so funny - Absolite

Never say this to a girl because most girls would say "No there baseball pants because my ass is out of your league"

Bahaha I have said that to a guy that "no they are baseball pants because my ass is outta your league"

Yes.

I love this

I saw this on the suite life on deck...

Yeah. This gets more lame every time you hear it.

A guy actually used this on me! - superstar123

I don't get it

Oh man that's damn funny wish I thought of it first

Haha I'm going to say that now

If someone said this to me I would so date them

Sad times

What the heck! No... - Fandom_Lover

*Punches* - Ananya

Why would this be a line? It doesn't make sense.

Cute. But... Nah. I need No Man. - Fandom_Lover

It’s cute

Great laugh out loud

I like this one

Hahaa laugh out loud seriously, laughed out loud

Ok this one sucks

I just used this 10 times and it worked almost every time especially on this girl who looks like a model

Lmao.! Now this had me Rollin'.

This is kinda gross, I would be disgusted if I heard this

what

I actually had a guy say this to me once. He was kind of cute but the line was so lame I had to try so hard not to laugh out loud :D

What kind of pick up line is this

God that’s terrible

thats cute in a creepy way

This one actually worked for me once.

Hilarious brilliant and there is no other way of saying it this thing works it is fab

This obe sucks so un unrealistic

A bit gross annd creepy.

I had a couple of guys tell me this on a dating site