Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

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21 Hey let's play a game you be the door and I'll slam you

What the heck! No... - Fandom_Lover

*Punches* - Ananya

22 You're the only girl I love.... But in ten years I will love another girl. She will call you " mommy"

This is awesome

Aw that's so adorable

Great line just got a girlfriend

I find it so sweet..I wanna hear it,but I got no boyfriend! nyahaha

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23 Nobody's perfect…except you

Imperfections are the reason why guys like girls.
Perfect equals boring. Who doesn't want a girl who makes you laugh all the time? Who doesn't want a girl to tease you? Who doesn't want a girl to adore you? And lastly, Who doesn't want those three girls to meet? - Fandom_Lover

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24 Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.

Never say this to a girl because most girls would say "No there baseball pants because my ass is out of your league"

Bahaha I have said that to a guy that "no they are baseball pants because my ass is outta your league"

Yes.

I love this

25 Your name must be Campbells 'cause you're mmm mmm good.

I would laugh if someone said that to me - sports11

Its obviously so retarded!

this ones good the person laughed and was very impressed

My name is Campbell haha

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26 Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin' out my package.

This is great I did at school and she said yes

27 Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause you're the only ten I see.

I saw this on the suite life on deck...

Yeah. This gets more lame every time you hear it.

A guy actually used this on me! - superstar123

I don't get it

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28 I'm Burger King and you are McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you will be lovin' it.

There's a better one though, if I was Nike and you were McDonald's then I would be DOING IT and you would be LOVIN IT! But this is also nice - Icyblossom

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29 I think I have to take off my clothes, because they are crush-resistant... and you are my crush.

God that’s terrible

30 My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin U

I've once approached my crush with that, and yeah I made it!

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31 Are you a science book because I'd like to study your anatomy
32 Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE all over you
33 You must be the Avril Lavigne album "The Best Damn Thing". 'Cause your back says "Hot".
34 Do you work at Subway? Because you gave me a foot long.

This obe sucks so un unrealistic

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35 Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause I want to tap that ass!
36 You must be a parking ticket 'cause you got fine written all over you. V 3 Comments
37 I'm doing a survey. What's your name, your number and are you free this Saturday?

I would feel very flattered if someone said this to me!

Uh I am going to use this on maiden next monday thank you poster

Some said this to me once.Lets just say one of us turned red.

38 Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull out your pockets) Do you want to?

Total laugh out loud

Laugh out loud this is so great!

I just used this

Ugh. Just, bleehh. - Absolite

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39 My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

My girlfriend hates this so much! I think its hilarious!

That is so disgustingly cute! They will all go ew at first but soon enough they'll get it

That's definitely got it all over some of the others here.

My girlfriend would crack up

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40 Forget about Spider-man, Superman, and Batman. I will be your man V 1 Comment
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1. Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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1. I think I have to take off my clothes, because they are crush-resistant... and you are my crush.
2. You must be the Avril Lavigne album "The Best Damn Thing". 'Cause your back says "Hot".
3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE all over you
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1. I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together
2. Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile
3. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber
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