Cheesiest Pick Up LinesWhat is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.
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I just used this 10 times and it worked almost every time especially on this girl who looks like a modelV 3 Comments
I don't why but even thinking or saying that gives me headaches! So cheesy!
Id go for it if a guy said this to me
I love this it is so funny... LMFAO!
This just might work!
SneakyV 3 Comments
thats cute in a creepy way
This one actually worked for me once.
Hilarious brilliant and there is no other way of saying it this thing works it is fab
I have my degrees in Math. I would totally fall for this line if someone used it on me. It's cute, smart, and funny.
Haha, I'm only doing a-level maths but I still found this hilarious
The right girl would fall for it. It really works
I've used that one before.. and it worked... great song too. - jwileson
I don't get it can someone explain
It's a lyric to a song
That's too good to to good
Oh man that's damn funny wish I thought of it first
Haha I'm going to say that now
Wow that's Offensive good job and I have used this and it worked really well... She was German
Very convincing that you want one person alive more than a sick murderer wants 6 million people dead.
This one is so stupid
HahaV 2 Comments
I used this one and got kicked in the nuts
What, never use this unless you wanna say bye bye to your sausage and eggs
Imma use it rynow
Me and my boyfriend were dieing laughing to this! His friends didn't think it was funny but they are to stupid to under stand
kid you not a guy said this to me today.
This has to be used Dammit
Haha this one is awesome
Lol. It would have me worried a little bit though.
HAH! This is hilarious but it would freak me outV 2 Comments
Kinda creepy... but funny
Hehehehehe nice imma use this one
It would work, on a hooker
I tried this... Did not work out for some reason. Why? Maybe I said it like this "Hey, Do you have a phone? I need to call my friends because they're angels". I'm very stupid. I ended up on a curb with no shirt. ↑
I would have said yes to this oneV 1 Comment
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3. Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
2. You must be the Avril Lavigne album "The Best Damn Thing". 'Cause your back says "Hot".
3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE all over you
2. Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile
3. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber
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