Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

What is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here.

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41 If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

I just used this 10 times and it worked almost every time especially on this girl who looks like a model

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42 Are you a magician? Because when I look at you everyone else disappears.

I don't why but even thinking or saying that gives me headaches! So cheesy!

43 Did you know I'm a pirate? Cause I really want to grab your chest.
44 I wish the police would capture and the judge would condemn you to death for murder. Because you are breathtaking.
45 You know, I'm very wealthy. My entire house was expensive, except for the bathroom. 'Cause I'm still missing a golden shower, would you help me with that?
46 I just ate some Skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?

Id go for it if a guy said this to me

I love this it is so funny... LMFAO!

This just might work!


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47 I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

thats cute in a creepy way

This one actually worked for me once.

Hilarious brilliant and there is no other way of saying it this thing works it is fab

48 I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.

I have my degrees in Math. I would totally fall for this line if someone used it on me. It's cute, smart, and funny.

Haha, I'm only doing a-level maths but I still found this hilarious

The right girl would fall for it. It really works

49 If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

I've used that one before.. and it worked... great song too. - jwileson

50 Do you like piña coladaa, and getting caught in the rain?

I don't get it can someone explain

It's a lyric to a song

51 Girl, if you catch me breakin' into your house, it's revenge for stealing my heart.

That's too good to to good

52 Why don't we play house? You can be the door, and I'll slam you.

Oh man that's damn funny wish I thought of it first

Haha I'm going to say that now

53 I want you more than Hitler wanted the Jews dead.

Wow that's Offensive good job and I have used this and it worked really well... She was German

Very convincing that you want one person alive more than a sick murderer wants 6 million people dead.

This one is so stupid


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54 Are you Madonna? 'Cause you like a virgin.

I used this one and got kicked in the nuts

What, never use this unless you wanna say bye bye to your sausage and eggs

55 You are a fence, because I can't get over you

Imma use it rynow

56 Your right leg is Ohio, and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River?

Me and my boyfriend were dieing laughing to this! His friends didn't think it was funny but they are to stupid to under stand

kid you not a guy said this to me today.

This has to be used Dammit

Haha this one is awesome

57 I put the S.T.D. in stud, all I need now is U.

Lol. It would have me worried a little bit though.

HAH! This is hilarious but it would freak me out

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58 If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Kinda creepy... but funny

Hehehehehe nice imma use this one


59 That dress would look a pile on my floor in the morning.

It would work, on a hooker

60 Hey, do you have a cell phone? My friends told me to call them if I saw an angel.

I tried this... Did not work out for some reason. Why? Maybe I said it like this "Hey, Do you have a phone? I need to call my friends because they're angels". I'm very stupid. I ended up on a curb with no shirt. ↑

I would have said yes to this one

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