Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

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61 I put the S.T.D. in stud, all I need now is U.

Lol. It would have me worried a little bit though.

HAH! This is hilarious but it would freak me out

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62 Have you got a library card. Because I want to check you out.

I don't really know what this flirt means exactly, but I used it on like 5 girls in messaging, no response yet.

63 Can I take a picture with you? I want to show my mom what I want for my birthday.

I would love it if someone said this to me

Same, I would be flattered

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64 Have we met before? 'Cause you look familiar.
65 Hey you've got the Toy Story effect on me: you gave me a Buzz, now I have a Woody.

I'll never see that harmless children's film series in the same way ever again. Thank you. - PositronWildhawk

Thank you, whatever idiot put this on the list. You ruined my childhood. Thanks. - Absolite

Why must you do this to children

66 Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause ja makin' me crazy! V 1 Comment
67 is your middle name Gilette 'cause you're the best a man can get.
68 Can I have directions...to your heart?

It's so adorable aww I actually had a guy say this to me once I was so flattered aww..

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69 Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah it was in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM! V 1 Comment
70 How does it feel to be the hottest girl in the room?
71 Girl, are there bees all over you? 'Cause you look sweeter than honey.

I wish a guy would say this to me

72 Is it hot in here or is it just you?

So old and not original but still good

Trust me guys. That never ever works

73 Can I have a picture of you? So I can tell Santa exactly what I want for Christmas.
74 Have I died and gone to heaven or are you a low-flying angel? V 1 Comment
75 Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here.

That's quite creepy dude!

76 If I were a biscuit, I'd sop you up!

that is so gross!!!! haha

77 Are you chewing bubble gum? Cause girl, you're bubblicious.

That's so cheeesy man! I m sure no girl would date the guy who said "this" to her!

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78 So where are they? Your wings because I swear you are an angel.
79 Let's play cops and robbers, I'll steal your heart and you cuff me

Laugh out loud I play that game :P

I would really date anyone who uses this on me

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80 If you were a laser you'd be set on stunning.
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