Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

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81 You gave me asthma, cause you take my breath away

If someone said this to me I would so date them

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82 Hi remember me? I'm the guy currently stalking you.

Used this countless times Coincidentally I have also been in jail countless times.

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83 How about a hot dog in your bun....extra mayo?

Laugh out loud. Just don't have the hot dog with ketchup and mayo, and that time of the month. - ethanmeinster

Haha had this used on me, found it so funny I gave the guy my number ;) x

84 Oh no, there is something wrong with my phone... your number's not in it

Haha...You gotta love pick up lines. So cute, so cute.

Aawww! That's so cute

85 If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be named the McGorgeous.

You know the thing they make the burger with search it up you will never even want to see McDonald ever again in your life unless our a killer

Ha had it happen. It doesn't work! And It just made me think that he was fat and ate too much McDonalds! Lmao don't use this one boys! Unless its to make someone pee themselves by laughing!

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86 You are beautiful... I would love to just watch you eat pancakes.

Probably the only line I would fall for!

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87 I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.

Oh my goodness, this is the best thing I've ever heard! :D

88 You must be Cinderella, because I can see that dress disappearing by midnight V 3 Comments
89 If you were my homework, I'd do you

That's kind of nasty because I know what that pick up line would be for

90 A genie gave me one wish and poof! Here you are. V 1 Comment
91 I wish you were a rubix cube because I'd play with you all night

I like that one it is amazing like potato salad with lettuce and mayo

I'm not the only person who eats that's!

92 Girl your parents must be retarded ...because you are so special V 1 Comment
93 Hey let's sing the alphabet, although instead of starting with ABC, let's start with HIV

It's a sexually transmitted disease

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94 If I were a dog, I would hump your leg.

That... is just gross

I'd smack a guy if he said this to me.

95 Let me be your kung fu master so I can show you how to use your legs

If a guy said this to me, I would probably kick him in the balls (which is ironic) - Absolite

I fell off my bed...

funny af

96 Was your mother a fighter pilot because when she had you she dropped a bomb.
97 Yo mom must have had a good shag to have made you
98 a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-v-w-x-y-z ...but where's you?

Why would this be a line? It doesn't make sense.

99 Do you know about the 7 Wonders of the World? I believe there is only one, and that is you! V 2 Comments
100 I would love your foot prints on my ceiling.

I fell of my bed..

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