Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

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101 Your level of attractiveness far exceeds the limit. I need your name, phone number, and address, please. V 1 Comment
102 Do you work at a chicken farm? Because you're really good at raising cocks.

Boys are creepy. Just walk away, if you hear this. Just walk away.

I really hate this one because of its level of nastiness

I ued this one and now I'm going out with her. All guys should use this one

V 1 Comment
103 a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o-p-q-r-s-t-v-w-x-y-z ...but where's you?

Why would this be a line? It doesn't make sense.

104 Have you seen my credit card because I'm checking you out
105 Let's go back to my house, my mommy isn't home.

This one is stupid... - Absolite

106 Are you a hot dog stand? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

If a guy said this to me, he wouldn't be able to say it to me again because he'd be hospitalized - Absolite

I would turn and run away


I would kick a guy for that😈

107 You don't need to car keys to drive me crazy.
108 OK, I'll date you, but promise me that in 40 years you won't look like your mother V 1 Comment
109 There will only be 7 planets after I smash Uranus

I would love to smash uranus.

I'm saying this to bae

LMAo! Laughing my anus off!

110 If you were a computer I would've accessed you.
111 Are you a dog because you're making me meow?
112 I can see the future, it's you giving me your phone number?
113 When God made you he was totally showing off

This is a pickup line that worked for me, so I thought this might be helpful for you guys. I hope you will use it. Many greets

V 3 Comments
114 Would you like to fire my gun before it's illegal?
115 I would not put roses on your piano... I would put tulips on your organ.

I just died a little inside. - Absolite

116 What do you say you and me run around naked in a church, and you can catch me by the organ.
117 You remind me of my pinky toe... I'll bang you on the table
118 You're so beautiful, I forgot my pickup line
119 Do you like sandwiches? Good, because I can't decide between you and your best friend.
120 Your body is like my favorite song, I wanna play you all night long
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2. You must be the Avril Lavigne album "The Best Damn Thing". 'Cause your back says "Hot".
3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE all over you
1. I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together
2. Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile
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