Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

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101 I want to give myself to you.

Ladies, you reply, "Sorry, I don't except cheap gifts. "

I think that this one is sweet

102 Your level of attractiveness far exceeds the limit. I need your name, phone number, and address, please. V 1 Comment
103 Do you work at a chicken farm? Because you're really good at raising cocks.

Boys are creepy. Just walk away, if you hear this. Just walk away.

I really hate this one because of its level of nastiness

I ued this one and now I'm going out with her. All guys should use this one

V 1 Comment
104 Are you a dog because you're making me meow?
105 I can see the future, it's you giving me your phone number?
106 Have you seen my credit card because I'm checking you out
107 Let's go back to my house, my mommy isn't home.

This one is stupid... - Absolite

108 Are you a hot dog stand? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

If a guy said this to me, he wouldn't be able to say it to me again because he'd be hospitalized - Absolite

I would turn and run away


I would kick a guy for that😈

109 You don't need to car keys to drive me crazy.
110 OK, I'll date you, but promise me that in 40 years you won't look like your mother V 1 Comment
111 There will only be 7 planets after I smash Uranus

I would love to smash uranus.

I'm saying this to bae

LMAo! Laughing my anus off!

112 If you were a computer I would've accessed you.
113 When God made you he was totally showing off

This is a pickup line that worked for me, so I thought this might be helpful for you guys. I hope you will use it. Many greets

V 3 Comments
114 Would you like to fire my gun before it's illegal?
115 I would not put roses on your piano... I would put tulips on your organ.

I just died a little inside. - Absolite

116 What do you say you and me run around naked in a church, and you can catch me by the organ.
117 You remind me of my pinky toe... I'll bang you on the table
118 You're so beautiful, I forgot my pickup line
119 Do you like sandwiches? Good, because I can't decide between you and your best friend.
120 Your body is like my favorite song, I wanna play you all night long
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3. Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
1. I think I have to take off my clothes, because they are crush-resistant... and you are my crush.
2. You must be the Avril Lavigne album "The Best Damn Thing". 'Cause your back says "Hot".
3. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE all over you
1. I am not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together
2. Are you a camera because every time I look at you I smile
3. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber

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