Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

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101 I want to give myself to you.

Ladies, you reply, "Sorry, I don't except cheap gifts. "

I think that this one is sweet

102 Your level of attractiveness far exceeds the limit. I need your name, phone number, and address, please. V 1 Comment
103 Do you work at a chicken farm? Because you're really good at raising cocks.

Boys are creepy. Just walk away, if you hear this. Just walk away.

I really hate this one because of its level of nastiness

I ued this one and now I'm going out with her. All guys should use this one

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104 I can see the future, it's you giving me your phone number?
105 Have you seen my credit card because I'm checking you out
106 Let's go back to my house, my mommy isn't home.

This one is stupid... - Absolite

107 Are you a hot dog stand? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.

If a guy said this to me, he wouldn't be able to say it to me again because he'd be hospitalized - Absolite

I would turn and run away

Gross!

I would kick a guy for that😈

108 You don't need to car keys to drive me crazy.
109 OK, I'll date you, but promise me that in 40 years you won't look like your mother V 1 Comment
110 There will only be 7 planets after I smash Uranus

I would love to smash uranus.

I'm saying this to bae

LMAo! Laughing my anus off!

111 If you were a computer I would've accessed you.
112 Are you a dog because you're making me meow?
113 When God made you he was totally showing off

This is a pickup line that worked for me, so I thought this might be helpful for you guys. I hope you will use it. Many greets

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114 Would you like to fire my gun before it's illegal?
115 I would not put roses on your piano... I would put tulips on your organ.

I just died a little inside. - Absolite

116 What do you say you and me run around naked in a church, and you can catch me by the organ.
117 You remind me of my pinky toe... I'll bang you on the table
118 You're so beautiful, I forgot my pickup line
119 Do you like sandwiches? Good, because I can't decide between you and your best friend.
120 Your body is like my favorite song, I wanna play you all night long
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