Top 10 Cheesiest Quotes from Internet and Gaming Personalities

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The Top Ten

1 Now I only wish I had one of those Shulk amiibo. I wanna take it, rip it out of its box and put it on my shelf. I wanna...I wanna rub my hands all over it...you know, I wanna REALLY FEEL IT! - AntDude, Xenoblade Chronicles Rapid Review
2 Huzzah, motherf-GOOD...PERSON! Aw, man, that was a CLOSE one! - Balrog, Cave Story BGR Special
3 I'm drinking Rolling Rock ON the Roll'n'Rocker! - AVGN, NES Peripherals
4 I am going to go straight into your f****** house, and FART on your f****** WIFE! - Rooster Teeth, Rage Quit (Hide The Fart)
5 It's not called being gay, it's called being FABBULOUUS!! - PewDiePie, Fabulous
6 Suck my dick. Choke on it. - Phil Fish, Fez
7 The BOUGIEST of BEAT-EM-UPS! - JonTron, Titenic
8 Cave Story is a jumping-and-shooting action game. Explore the caves until you reach the ending. You can also save your game and continue from where you left off. - Daisuke Amaya, Cave Story
9 BOMBS AWAY, BUNNY BITCH! - AVGN, Bugs Bunny Games
10 READY...DOESN'T...EVEN...F******..DESCRIBE IT!!! - EgoRaptor, Awesome Reach

The Contenders

11 Settle it, IN SMASH! - Announcer, Super Smash Bros. 4
12 I'm so hungry, I could eat an OCTOROK! - Link, Zelda: The Wand Of Gamelon
13 Oh, LOOK, what clever CHILDREN! See them STUDY, watch them LEARN! How I HATE those goody-goodies, how they make my stomach turn! - Ignatius Mortimer Meen, I. M. Meen
14 HADOUKEN!!! SONIC...BOOM!!! - AVGN, Top Gun
15 Youuu are myy rooow-bot lovERRerERR...makin' my SPARK plugs go ZAP!!! ZAP!!! ZAP with your love! - Dr. Nefarious, Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
16 It's like I'm playing Street Fighter with my anus! - Rooster Teeth, Rage Quit (Hide The Fart)
17 OoOOOOOOoOoOOH!! - JonTron, Hercules
18 ...And the music sounds like someone who was having a seizure stumbled across a xylophone! - TheLonelyGoomba, Santa Claus Saves The Earth
19 IT'S NO YOUUUSE!!! TAAAKE THIS!!! - Silver The Hedgehog, Sonic 2006
20 You know what they say all TOASTERS toast TOAST! - Mario, Hotel Mario
21 Come back when you're a little, MMM, RICHER! - Morshu, Link: The Faces Of Evil
22 NO! NOT into the PIT! IT BURRRNS!!! - Ganon, Link: The Faces Of Evil
23 It is written only Link can defeat Ganon! - Gwonam, Link: The Faces Of Evil
24 HUZZAH! - Balrog, Cave Story
25 YES! YES! - M. Bison, Street Fighter Cartoon
26 THEESE...are the FACES...of EVILL! You must conquer EACH! - Gwonam, Link: The Faces Of Evil
27 If there's anything you guys should be hating on, it's FIRST-person, FRICK-person, STUPID-fricking, DUMB-fricking, IDIOT-purse...FIRST-person...SHOOTERS!!! - SammyClassicSonicFan, Stop Hating On Sonic
28 Please, all Sonic fans out there, we can assemble, and heal Sonic for good! WE DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN...to these ADVENTURE fantasizer-zers! These FRICKING fan-fricks, WE DON'T HAVE TO fricking listen to them! - SammyClassicSonicFan, Rant Against The Sonic F
29 You guys have officially made me LOSE MY MARBLES!!! - SammyClassicSonicFan, Rant Against The Sonic Fanbase
30 Because YOU FRICKING FRICKS just CAN'T ever...be QUENCHED! YOUR...your FANTASIES can't EVER BE QUENCHED, CAN THEY? You fricking FRICKS! When will you learn?! When will you LEARN, that YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!? - SammyClassicSonicFan, Rant Against T
31 I KNOW it's just you fricking trolls, trying to fricking...trying to fricking...trying to fricking...MESS with me, what the FRICK? What the frick, you fricking trolls just need to GET OFF MY CHANNEL RIGHT NOW!!! - SammyClassicSonicFan, Rant Against The So
32 You FRICKING fan-fricks ruined SONIC, URRRRRRGH!!! FRICK! FRICK, OW, FRICK! FRIIICK! OW, FRICK! THIS IS FRICKING STUPID! URR, CURSE YOUUU!!! CURSE YOU, SONIC FANBASE!!! - SammyClassicSonicFan, Rant Against The Sonic Fanbase
33 BARF ON YOUR MOTHER, BARF ON YOUR MOTHER! BARF ON YOUR MOTHER TONIIIGHT! - SammyClassicSonicFan, Weirdest Video Ever
34 This game is S******* me! - AVGN, Action 52
35 HOLY BATS***! - AVGN, Batman Games
36 He's a molester...HE'S A CHIIILLLD MOLESTER!!! - Tom Green, Freddy Got Fingered
37 Look at me, Daddy! I'M A FARMER! - Tom Green, Freddy Got Fingered
38 DING DONG!!! - Tom Green, Freddy Got Fingered
39 I should have been the one to fill your DARK SOUL with LIIIGGGHHHTTT!!! - Dante, Devil May Cry
40 DADDY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE? DADDY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGES? DADDY, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SAUSAGE? SAUSAGES! SAUSAGES! - Tom Green, Freddy Got Fingered
41 Show me your MOVES! - Captain Falcon, Super Smash Bros.
42 I'm really FEELING it! - Shulk, Super Smash Bros.
43 FALCONE PAWNCH! - Captain Falcon, Super Smash Bros.
44 I bought a PC for Cave Story, only for Pixel to turn traitor at E3 2008 and announce it as a multiplatform game. F*** you Pixel, you are biased traitors! - Jim Sterling, Why Cave Story Is The Worst Videogame Ever
45 How the Hell is anybody but a grade-Z retard supposed to enjoy a game like this? It's way, way too hard, and doesn't give you an option to ruin the game with statistics, spreadsheets and L-canceling. TURBOFAIL! - Jim Sterling, Why Cave Story Is The Worst
46 I WAS FROZEN TODAY! - Nostalgia Critic, Suburban Commando
47 The graphics for Cave Story are shockingly dreadful, and you can only disagree with me if your name is Stevie Wonder! - Jim Sterling, Why Cave Story Is The Worst Video Game Ever
48 You know what they SAY the MORE the MERRIER! - Eggman, Shadow The Hedgehog
49 GEE! It sure is BORING around heeere! - Link: The Faces Of Evil
50 I just wonder what GANNNON's up to! - Link: The Faces Of Evil
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1. Now I only wish I had one of those Shulk amiibo. I wanna take it, rip it out of its box and put it on my shelf. I wanna...I wanna rub my hands all over it...you know, I wanna REALLY FEEL IT! - AntDude, Xenoblade Chronicles Rapid Review
2. Huzzah, motherf-GOOD...PERSON! Aw, man, that was a CLOSE one! - Balrog, Cave Story BGR Special
3. I'm drinking Rolling Rock ON the Roll'n'Rocker! - AVGN, NES Peripherals
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