Top Ten Cheesiest Song Lyrics

Some songs can have rather questionable lyrics that would either make your head shake or just have you laughing in disbelief on how bad and cheesy they could sound. Go ahead and explain what song cringes you the most?

The Top Ten

"She wants to break up every night. Then tries to F**k me back to life" - Break Up Every Night (The Chainsmokers)

Either this is a break-up song, or that this song is talking about necrophilia. Well then, I guess sexual intercourse can apparently resurrect someone. God what a terrible song it is, and so is the album that it came from.

Girlfriend must have some strange kinks if she has the ability to resurrect you by doing it.

Just to think that the singer could even hold a date for that long...

Don’t forget the one from Bloodstream about him being "f-ed up, faded, and so complicated". That one is a real doozy.

"She got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty - Birthday Song (2 Chainz)

Honestly I think most of these are just plain awful lyrics rather than necessarily cheesy ones.

Derogatory term aside, is that even an appropriate song to play for someone's birthday to begin with? Also, that naming choice is so uninspired and bland. Calling someone "Big Booty" because, well, she has a big booty. You've got top be really uncreative on that one 2 Chainz.

What are you talking about? These are clearly the most inspired lyrics ever conceived.

The modern Shakespeare!

"Sometimes we swim around, like the Dolphins in the Ocean of our Hearts" Every Other Time (LFO)

Am I supposed to believe there are dolphins swimming under my heart? Does a mammal generate my heartbeat? And LFO was a band that people would crave over during the early 2000s, so this song was a common occurrence. It was cool for its time (I suppose), but now, its aged badly and its lyrical content is now a laughing stock once you start dissecting it.

You do realize the guy who sang this is dead, right?

LFO in general have garbage lyrics.

What?

"It's Everyday Bro with that Disney Channel flow" - It's Everyday Bro (Jake Paul)

And now we have another example of why Disney channel stars usually turn out bad in the long run.

I do think "England is my city" is cheesier and worse, but these lyrics ALSO MAKE NO SENSE! The entire song is one of the worst songs I've ever listened to.

Jake Paul is the worst human alive since Justin Beiber

Robert Mugabe, Kim Jong-un, and the leader of ISIS are all worse, and they are alive. - 445956

Oh god, I wish he never should've create his songs.

"Holy (3x) and I'm High On Loving You" - H.O.L.Y. (Florida Georgia Line)

Can't you get any more pretentious. Comparing loving someone to getting high on drugs via acronyms is such a pathetic and unnecessary move. Then again, epic chessiness is what is expected in Bro Country songs these days.

This is why the country music gag is prominent on Many profile pictures

"You make my crazy little heart go Boom!" - Boom (Simple Plan)

I do like Simple Plan, and yes,there are some genuinely good songs in their earlier discographies. This song is bad, plain and simple, and it disappoints me because in a time where we have come to expect bands to mature with lyrics, Simple Plan have apparently regressed. Many love songs are cheesy, but they can be enjoyable or even good songs. With Simple Plan, a band that's been around for a decade since the release of their debut album, I expect maturity, not this.

Hearts do not explode.

"Me plus you, that equals better equations, we must do subtraction of your clothes" - Riverside (Let's Go) (Sidney Samson ft Wizard Sleeve)

Sounds like a frat boy trying to be all sexy and just coming off as embarrassing in the end.

"Let's trade math equations, baby" - Rocko's Modern Life, 1993-1996

First of all, bad math pun. Second of all, this isn't EVEN MATH! Third of all, GROSS!

That is gross.

"If the light is off, then it isn't on" - So Yesterday (Hilary Duff)

That has gotta be the most basic and uninspired paradoxes I've ever heard. But hey, it does present a pretty good laugh for most of us, so that's a plus. I hope Hilary Duff is taking lessons to better herself. Considering this is about a decade old, she might feel embarrassed about this track.

Lyrical genius...

Bro, this is deep

Her and 2 Chainz should colab and make the best written song of all time.

"No ONE can ever take them down; the power lies on their SIY-E-IY-E-IY-E-IY-E-IY-E-YIDDDE!" - Power Rangers Theme Song (Super Sentai)

Chewing The Scenery much?

"I'm never gonna dance again; my guilty feet have got no rhythm; though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool" - Careless Whisper (George Michael)

RIP George Michael

The Contenders

"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains" - Shakira, Whenever, Wherever

This lyric really just speaks for itself.

I love Shakira, her voice, and her music, but I hate these lyrics. God the song is great too.

It really pains me to like a song even though I know the lyrics blow

I... didn't expect this from Shakira.

"My style is dope, phat in which today we're gonna bake a cake that looks rich!" - Cheap Cheap's Rap (Parappa The Rapper)

Does this make sense?

Actually "RICH DOPE PHAT"

"Last night you were in my room, and now my bedsheets smell like you; every day discovering something brand new; I'm in love with the shape of you" - Shape Of You (Ed Sheeran)

Also some of the creepiest

Either she had perfume on and Ed recognizes it, or, bluntly put, she just straight up masturbated on his bed

That was molestation and perverted.

He sung it very good though, but yeh

"He has no style, he has no grace; this clown has a FUNNY face!" - DK Rap (Nintendo)

HE CAN HANDSTAND

IF HE NEEDS TO

"I’d jump in front of a train for ya" - Grenade (Bruno Mars)

I like this song, it is a highlight in Bruno's discography. But yeah, this lyric makes me chuckle. Bruno Mars is literally putting himself in a lose-lose situation.

I'm hoping women don't find suicidal remarks in their favor attractive

Insert suicide joke here.

I sure wouldn't

"Me not working hard? Yea right! Picture that with a Kodak. And better yet, go to Times Square, take a picture of me with a Kodak." Give Me Everything (Pitbull)

Okay, some Pitbull songs can be enjoyable to an extent, but there's a measure to how cheesy one could get. And my God, Pitbull displays a whole lot of materialism right there. I don't care about taking a picture with a Kodak! Its honestly irrelevant for the song that you're rapping on anyway.

What's worse about this line is that Kodak has been outdated before this song was made. Get with the times Pitbull!

So...clever?

Ew, Kodak Black.

No, he's referring to the camera brand Kodak. This song was released before Kodak Black even began rapping.

"As the music dies, something in your eyes calls to mind a silver screen, and all its sad goodbyes" - Careless Whisper (George Michael)
"The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? Cause I've been tryna work it out." - What's My Name? (Rihanna)

I'm no Maths expert, but square rooting numbers isn't hard at all during your later Math years. And yes, I know the square root to 8 is 64, but what does this have to do with figuring out someone's name? That's what makes this line more out of place to be honest.

No. The square root of 69 is 17.

This song is good but...

Stop trying to pull math into dirty lyrics!
In terms of math itself. She is partially correct that the square root of 69 is 8 something. It’s 8.30662382292...
I looked that up and the three dots means more and more numbers because it’s an irrational number for the fact that it isn’t a perfect square.

"And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, he might blow UP and kill this man" - Achy Breaky Heart (Billy Ray Cyrus)
"Noah's Ark should've had a cat like yoooouuuuu....." - The Cat's Meow (Juile Stevens)

Wow, they really name-dropped and referenced a Bible story in a Barbie movie...
by the way, this song is from Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper if you're wondering which Barbie movie this song came from.

"Do You Belieeeve in Life After Love?" - Believe (Cher)

But this song is amazing!

Autotune was new before Kanye West and T-Pain made Autotune more popular in the music industry. Shawty!

IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME

IF I COULD FIND A WAY-HAY-HAY

"Girl, you know I want your love; your love was handmade for some BODY like me!" - Shape Of You (Ed Sheeran)

This is gross and cheesy at the same time.

Cheesy at its best.

"Ooh, look what you made me do, look what you made me do, look what you just made me do, look what you just made me" - Look What You Made Me Do (Taylor Swift)

This lyric is fine, but how she sounds, just wow.

Too repetitive.

I’m too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt

Yup, look at Tay's country songs. She had great stories connecting from the pre-chorus and the chorus, but this just breaks the line with that awkward chorus. Recommend Haunted though honestly. It's okay if you don't like it. It's also okay if you just listened to it some months or years ago.

"And when you smile, the whole world stops and stares for a while, cause girl, you're amazing, JUST THE WAY YOU ARE" - Just The Way You Are (Bruno Mars)

Bruno Mars is one of those artists who is extremely likable regardless of how cheesy his songs can be

Eh, I've heard worse.

Actually mistook this for a Bieber song at first

I like Bruno, but this lyric is still cheesy.

"R, B, Rebecca BLACK! So chillin' in the front side; in the back seat, I'm drah-vin, cruisin! FAST LANE, SWITCHING LANES, with a car at my side!" - Friday (Rebecca Black)

Man, talk about a stereotypically BLACK singer

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