Top Ten Cheesiest Song LyricsCrimsonShark Some songs can have rather questionable lyrics that would either make your head shake or just have you laughing in disbelief on how bad and cheesy they could sound. Go ahead and explain what song cringes you the most?
The Top Ten
They saw me drink bleach so now they call me bleach drinker
Derogatory term aside, is that even an appropriate song to play for someone's birthday to begin with? Also, that naming choice is so uninspired and bland. Calling someone "Big Booty" because, well, she has a big booty. You've got top be really uncreative on that one 2 Chainz. - CrimsonShark
Yeah, well my mom is my mother so I call her Mom - Mcgillacuddy
Dang, 2 Chainz is disgusting in this one. What is it with this guy and a woman's behind?! - PhoenixAura8111 Comments
Either this is a break-up song, or that this song is talking about necrophilia. Well then, I guess sexual intercourse can apparently resurrect someone. God what a terrible song it is, and so is the album that it came from. - CrimsonShark
Girlfriend must have some strange kinks if she has the ability to resurrect you by doing it. - Swellow
Just to think that the singer could even hold a date for that long...
Don’t forget the one from Bloodstream about him being "f-ed up, faded, and so complicated". That one is a real doozy. - DCfnaf2 Comments
I do think "England is my city" is cheesier and worse, but these lyrics ALSO MAKE NO SENSE! The entire song is one of the worst songs I've ever listened to. - PhoenixAura81
And now we have another example of why Disney channel stars usually turn out bad in the long run. - ModernSpongeBobSucks
Jake Paul is the worst human alive since Justin Beiber - Whywhat
Robert Mugabe, Kim Jong-un, and the leader of ISIS are all worse, and they are alive. - 445956
Oh god, I wish he never should've create his songs. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome7 Comments
Am I supposed to believe there are dolphins swimming under my heart? Does a mammal generate my heartbeat? And LFO was a band that people would crave over during the early 2000s, so this song was a common occurrence. It was cool for its time (I suppose), but now, its aged badly and its lyrical content is now a laughing stock once you start dissecting it. - CrimsonShark
You do realize the guy who sang this is dead, right? - 445956
LFO in general have garbage lyrics. - DCfnaf
This is why the country music gag is prominent on Many profile pictures - SpectralOwl
Can't you get any more pretentious. Comparing loving someone to getting high on drugs via acronyms is such a pathetic and unnecessary move. Then again, epic chessiness is what is expected in Bro Country songs these days. - CrimsonShark
I do like Simple Plan, and yes,there are some genuinely good songs in their earlier discographies. This song is bad, plain and simple, and it disappoints me because in a time where we have come to expect bands to mature with lyrics, Simple Plan have apparently regressed. Many love songs are cheesy, but they can be enjoyable or even good songs. With Simple Plan, a band that's been around for a decade since the release of their debut album, I expect maturity, not this. - CrimsonShark
Hearts do not explode. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
Isn't this a parody of "with the lights out, it's less dangerous"? - Alkadikce
Wow! I had no idea! - 3DG20
I felt this - LilPumpTheGod
Obvious! - Userguy446 Comments
Lmao, I gotta try that on someone, so smooth. - Undistinguished
First of all, bad math pun. Second of all, this isn't EVEN MATH! Third of all, GROSS! - PhoenixAura81
Sounds like a frat boy trying to be all sexy and just coming off as embarrassing in the end. - DCfnaf
"Let's trade math equations, baby" - Rocko's Modern Life, 1993-1996 - xandermartin982 Comments
Chewing The Scenery much? - xandermartin98
WHy would you talk about that?
I love Shakira, her voice, and her music, but I hate these lyrics. God the song is great too. - PhoenixAura81
It really pains me to like a song even though I know the lyrics blow - Mcgillacuddy
This lyric really just speaks for itself. - Swellow5 Comments
RIP George Michael - StevenUniverseIsAwesome
Does this make sense?
Actually "RICH DOPE PHAT" - xandermartin98
HE CAN HANDSTAND
IF HE NEEDS TO - xandermartin98
Some of the cheesiest, most perverted lyrics from a usually decent artist. - 3DG20
Either she had perfume on and Ed recognizes it, or, bluntly put, she just straight up masturbated on his bed - Mcgillacuddy
Also some of the creepiest - xandermartin98
That was molestation and perverted. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome3 Comments
What's worse about this line is that Kodak has been outdated before this song was made. Get with the times Pitbull! - Mcgillacuddy
Okay, some Pitbull songs can be enjoyable to an extent, but there's a measure to how cheesy one could get. And my God, Pitbull displays a whole lot of materialism right there. I don't care about taking a picture with a Kodak! Its honestly irrelevant for the song that you're rapping on anyway. - CrimsonShark
So...clever? - DCfnaf
Ew, Kodak Black.
No, he's referring to the camera brand Kodak. This song was released before Kodak Black even began rapping.
I'm hoping women don't find suicidal remarks in their favor attractive - Mcgillacuddy
I sure wouldn't - PhoenixAura81
I like this song, it is a highlight in Bruno's discography. But yeah, this lyric makes me chuckle. Bruno Mars is literally putting himself in a lose-lose situation. - CrimsonShark
Insert suicide joke here. - StevenUniverseIsAwesome2 Comments
I'm no Maths expert, but square rooting numbers isn't hard at all during your later Math years. And yes, I know the square root to 8 is 64, but what does this have to do with figuring out someone's name? That's what makes this line more out of place to be honest. - CrimsonShark
No. The square root of 69 is 17.
This song is good but... - DCfnaf
Stop trying to pull math into dirty lyrics!
In terms of math itself. She is partially correct that the square root of 69 is 8 something. It’s 8.30662382292...
I looked that up and the three dots means more and more numbers because it’s an irrational number for the fact that it isn’t a perfect square. - PhoenixAura81
Cheesy at its best. - Userguy44
This is gross and cheesy at the same time.
Wow, they really name-dropped and referenced a Bible story in a Barbie movie...
by the way, this song is from Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper if you're wondering which Barbie movie this song came from. - PerfectImpulseX
But this song is amazing! - PhoenixAura81
Autotune was new before Kanye West and T-Pain made Autotune more popular in the music industry. Shawty!
IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
IF I COULD FIND A WAY-HAY-HAY - xandermartin98
Bruno Mars is one of those artists who is extremely likable regardless of how cheesy his songs can be - Mcgillacuddy
Actually mistook this for a Bieber song at first - xandermartin98
Eh, I've heard worse. - Entranced98
I like Bruno, but this lyric is still cheesy. - DCfnaf
Didn't know Van Halen would wind up making a laughable lyric. Jeez, another basic and dumb paradox. How would time tell you that? It doesn't make any sense because Time doesn't tell about time, that's just weird. Yes, Van Halen is a legendary band, but even they could have a hidden blunder somewhere around. And this is one of them. - CrimsonShark
LOOK AT THIS GRAPH! *Shows a picture of a graph with a stupid grin*
It makes sense for sure but it sucks. It can't get more clear than this really.. it's talking about a photograph and in the photograph something is on Joey's head. At least that's what I though. - EliHbk
Cocaine. - Ananya
The sheer depth of the writing is what makes this such a captivating song. Heh. Heh. Heh. - DCfnaf3 Comments
The last Metroid. Is in captivity. The galaxy. Is at. Peace. - xandermartin98
Man, talk about a stereotypically BLACK singer - xandermartin98
Eh, I've heard much campier from the franchise - xandermartin98
Well, at least the song is good enough, but I think the meme is outdated at this point. - CrimsonShark
So... The guy didn't name it!?
GOT NOWHERE TO RUUUN BUT LIFE GOES OOON
Also at least 500 other songs that use the exact same phrase, now known as the "Millennial Whoop", which now permeates virtually all pop music.
This lyric is fine, but how she sounds, just wow.
I’m too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt - DCfnaf
Yup, look at Tay's country songs. She had great stories connecting from the pre-chorus and the chorus, but this just breaks the line with that awkward chorus. Recommend Haunted though honestly. It's okay if you don't like it. It's also okay if you just listened to it some months or years ago.
Well, at least she doesn't have a fetish FOR minds - xandermartin98
These lyrics are quite good if you ask me.
"I can fix anything...except THAT" - xandermartin98
Stop using methods to get in space as sexual innuendo please?! - PhoenixAura81
WON'T YOU COME AND POUR IT DOWN ON ME - xandermartin98
War, war never changes...
Souls are for the weak - xandermartin98
"Objectifying girls is RUDE! We have personalities too! " - xandermartin98
"My weakness is that I can't do much" - xandermartin98
Ye-es... He should have bought a return ticket. - Britgirl
You know, because amputees are well-known for their aimless wandering. I like this album, but damn if this lyric doesn't sound like it was written in a basement by someone's stoner friend trying to sound philosophical. - BlarchBlaces
poor guy - EliHbk
In the words of Pop Song Professor:"Sounds like a 10 year old trying to write something they don't know about."
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List StatsCreated 4 Feb 2018
Updated 15 Nov 2019
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Top Remixes (4)
2. "Sometimes we swim around, like the Dolphins in the Ocean of our Hearts" Every Other Time (LFO)
3. "It's Everyday Bro with that Disney Channel flow" - It's Everyday Bro (Jake Paul)
2. "She got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty - Birthday Song (2 Chainz)
3. "Sometimes we swim around, like the Dolphins in the Ocean of our Hearts" Every Other Time (LFO)
2. "I'm never gonna dance again; my guilty feet have got no rhythm; though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool" - Careless Whisper (George Michael)
3. "My style is dope, phat in which today we're gonna bake a cake that looks rich!" - Cheap Cheap's Rap (Parappa The Rapper)
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