Top 10 Cheesy Jokes Relating to Video Game Characters

The Top Ten

1 Why does Ganon hate surfing the Internet so much? "There's too many Links" - Zelda

2 What is Captain Falcon's favorite drink? "Falcon Punch" - F-Zero

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3 What does Smash 4's announcer always order at Papa John's? "MASTERfully made pizza...AND...CRAAAZY bread!" - Super Smash Bros.

4 I'm not gonna "Raichu" a love song - Pokémon

5 What does Shulk say whenever he eats oranges? "I'M REALLY PEELING IT!" - Xenoblade

6 What is Lemon Bread's porn name? "Lemon Breasts" - Undertale

7 What is Little Mac's favorite type of hamburger? "Big Mac" - Punch-Out!

8 What do you call a genderbent Handsome Jack? "Handsome Jill" - Borderlands 2

9 How would Alphys describe what she goes through emotionally in her bathroom? "Draining the lizard" - Undertale

10 How did Cloud feel about being added into Smash Bros? "He was on Cloud nine" - Final Fantasy VII

The Contenders

11 What is Alphys' favorite type of ice cream? "Senpaice Cream" - Undertale

12 What did all of the Quiet fanservice in Metal Gear Solid V do for you? "It most likely gave you a Solid Snake" - Metal Gear Solid

13 How would Sans describe the shipping of himself and Toriel? "Sansational" - Undertale

14 What did Joel's Papyrus voice do to my nostalgic heartstrings? "it Skele-tore at them" - Undertale

15 What do you call a skinnier version of Luigi? "Waluigi" - Super Mario Bros.

16 Where did Snowdrake's music career start? "At the bottom; now he's here." - Undertale

17 What would I consider wrong with Alphys' shipping community? "Oh, I would have to say a whole AMALGAMATION of things" - Undertale

18 Alphys' interspecies lesbian romance is to "Undyne" for - Undertale

19 What do you call someone who uses his frying pan as an umbrella? "He's dumb as a Brock" - Pokémon

20 What do you call Gordon Freeman with space armor? "Master Chief." - Halo

21 What would you call Chara if he suddenly turned into a chair? "Chaira" - Undertale

22 Undertale's plot twists are "Asriel" as it gets - Undertale

23 What time is it on Reyn's clock right now? "Reyn time!" - Xenoblade

24 What does Shulk say when he robs the local convenience store? "I'M REALLY STEALING IT!" - Xenoblade

25 What does Shulk say when he drives a car? "I'M REALLY WHEELING IT!" - Xenoblade

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