Top Ten Chinese Jokes

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1 What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. (Wing-wing, halo?)

Haha these are hilarious! - advancewarfare

2 Why are there no theme parks in China? Nobody's tall enough for the good rides.

Its also because they've outlawed fun in favor of studying. - keycha1n

We don't have theme parks we have holiday resorts. Spa resorts, pool resorts, golf resorts, everywhere! - MChkflaguard_Yt

No theme parks in China? Why is there a Disneyland in Shanghai, then?

I'm so short. :( - SamuiNeko

3 How do you know that the Chinese are spying on you? You crouch down and catch them eye-to-eye.
4 I met a charming Chinese girl, who was with her friend. I asked for her phone number. She smiled and said, "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I thought, that escalated quickly. Her friend said, "Dude, she said 666 3629."

I imagine it might've been quite a disappointment.

5 The Chinese have the engineering skills to make our cars move at great speeds, but it's easier for them to use gravity.

Cliffs aren't always provided, unfortunately. - PositronWildhawk

6 Chinese pet shops. All our pets come with cooking instructions.

Stereotypes confirmed. I am Chinese and I detest dog meat. - MChkflaguard_Yt

7 The lights were too bright in the Chinese restaurant, so the manager decided to dim sum.
8 Without Chinese food, we Chow Mein hungry.
9 I put up posters after my cat went missing. I got a phone call saying "Cat, eet waws good with noodles."
10 Chinese Apple fakes are such iOpeners.

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11 Everything is made in China. Babies, however, are from VaChina.

Haha! I found this one funny actually... - Therandom

So... I was made in a VaChina that was made in China? #vachinaception - keycha1n

12 If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we'd still be in paradise, as they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.

oh yess - Aquastar_of_DewClan

13 So how does Chinese Fast and Furious work? You give them cars.
14 I met a Chinese car salesman lately. I asked him, "cargo space?", to which he replied, "Car no go space! Car no fly!"
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1. What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. (Wing-wing, halo?)
2. The lights were too bright in the Chinese restaurant, so the manager decided to dim sum.
3. Without Chinese food, we Chow Mein hungry.
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