Top 10 Christmas Songs with the Funniest Titles

The Top Ten Christmas Songs with the Funniest Titles

1 I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - Jackson 5
2 Santa Claus Is Foolin' Around - Bob Rivers
3 Santa Claus Has Got the Aids This Year - Tiny Tim

NOT FUNNY. Poor Comu-chan would hate this. - Muffet13

4 The Twelve Pains of Christmas - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
5 Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer - Stephen Pearcy, Tracii Guns, Greg Bissonette, Bob Kulick & Billy Sheehan

The title sounds like an early prototype of a metal Christmas song, haha - Metal_Treasure

6 The Best Christmas Song - Jon Lajoie
7 Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
8 Come Out and Play - Billie Eilish

I actually thought the industry was turning Billie into a sex kitten when I saw the title, but it turns out this was just made for a Apple ad and is just like her other music(other than COPYCAT) - oneshot

9 Santa Claus Got Stuck in My Chimney - Ella Fitzgerald
10 I Pooped on Santa's Lap - The Toilet Bowl Cleaners

The Contenders

11 I'll Be Stoned for Christmas - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio

This may be the best song title I've ever seen. - tgbhj

12 I Farted on Santa's Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me) - The Little Stinkers
13 The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al
14 What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells? - Bob Rivers
15 The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen" - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
16 Wreck the Malls - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio

Ooh, sounds like fun. Lol - Gg2000

17 There's a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
18 We Wish You Weren't Living with Us - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
19 I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole) - Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio
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