Top Ten Best Christopher 'Chris' Keller Quotes from HBO's OZ

The Top Ten

1 You [Ronald Barlog] know, sometimes I think I killed all those guys 'cause I wanted to kill the part of me I despise.

2 Jesus was divine and human simultaneously..?..Did the divine part control his sexual appetites?..what chance have I got?I'm not divine,far from it..I mean all my life anytime I've gotten the urge..I've stuck my*into any cavity that was open and available.

3 You [Tobias Beecher] and me together? God doesn't have the balls to keep us out [of heaven].

4 You [Tobias Beecher] know what? Oz didn't make you a bitch. You were born one.

5 You're father of the*year..know what the best news is?When both your sons are dead,that'll be the end of it..you ain't making any more children.Not in here.So..when you die,your name dies with you.Everything you are dies..world'll be a better place.

6 ..easy..get her[ex]to fall in love with me..I broke her heart..still love me.See,I'm a piece of*..worthless..as bad as they come..have someone keep loving me,no matter how bad..happy now?..got me to open up..spill my guts all over your table.Breakthrough.

7 If it weren't for me,you'd[Beecher]be in the morgue,instead of Schillinger..I know you're free of that Nazi*!..The only thing that matters is you and me..I'm not the one who got here by accident,pal.I kill because I have to.I kill what stands in my way...

8 I concocted this whole God damned thing just to convince you [Tobias Beecher] that I'm on the up and up. Now, if I was really siding with Schillinger, Toby, you'd be dead already. But instead...all I really want...is for you to love me again.

9 No, I'll kill Beecher... Before I whack him, I just wanna * him in the a** one more time.

10 [Sister Peter Marie: I know that Tobias was in love with you and that you broke his arms and his legs.] Jesus Christ, you put it that way, it makes me sound so cold.

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