Top Ten Clown Pickup Lines
The Top Ten
1 What a coinkydink! That's the same shade of lipstick I wear!
2 Have you seen my lost gold encrusted slapstick?
3 Your gracefulness reminds me of Bobo the acrobat...
He died in a performance
4 My love for you is like that lion who could not be tamed...
This is actually rather flattering really.
5 I love your "big tops"
6 Wanna do trapeze Saturday night?
7 Your beauty is only surpassed by eliki the magic elephant.
8 How much should I pay you to go out with me?
Agree. Clowns are terrifying.
9 Can your whole family fit into a Volkswagen? If yes, go out with me!
10 Life without you is like Bobo the trapeze artist without someone to catch her,
The Contenders
11 A babe like you could really honk my horn!
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