Top Ten Combinations of Three Items You Can Buy from a Shop that Will Freak Out the Cashier

The Top Ten

1 A condom, a hamster and a toaster

Jimmy and Squeakers wanted some toast!

2 A garden spade, some duct tape and ten cans of whipped cream

3 A can of gasoline, a cigarette lighter and a ski mask

For a really "freak out" effect, put the ski mask back and replace it with a gimp mask instead...

We're gonna burn down Wal-Mart.

4 A ball of rubber bands, a ten inch dildo and a pair of binoculars

5 A car jack, a plunger and tons of hemorrhoid cream

6 A pregnancy test, a coathanger and a mop

7 A cake, a "sorry for your loss" card, and some rat poison

8 A goldfish, a funnel and some anal lubricant

9 A box of beer, laxatives and muscle relaxers

10 A puppy, a box of dog treats, and a pressure cooker

What if you were going to cook the puppy's food in a pressure cooker.

The Contenders

11 Duct tape, a gimp mask and rubber gloves

You might need Vaseline as well.

12 A pole, a Brendon Urie picture and a goat

13 A picture of a stripper, a raccoon and fake poop

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