Top 10 Best Comebacks to Being Called Fat

So imagine you are a slightly overweight kid at school and some pimple faced kid comes up to you laughing and saying "Who ate all the pies?" What would your comeback be?
The Top Ten
1 I'm not fat, I just swell up because I'm allergic to idiots like you

Even though I don't really get called fat... this is one of the best comebacks I've ever heard.

Haha! Worked so well they haven't called me names for an entire month! Works so well! Love it!

That is like the best comeback I have ever seen in my whole life!

Man this list makes me fell a lot better about being fat.

2 I could easily say the same thing to your mother

No not the mother. She didn't do anything wrong.

I think you need some karate classes before saying that just in case they try to fight you

3 I may be a bit fat but you're ugly, and I can diet
4 Be more original, idiot

The best comeback would be to lose weight. If a person is looking for verbal comebacks it's a dead giveaway they're lazy.

5 At least I don't break a mirror when I look into it

This is just got to sting!

Mmm I'm using this 100%

Yo this works

6 Because every time I bang your mom she gives me a cookie

Yeah that could lead to fights!

7 Fat is ordinary. Stupid is permanent
8 You better get your eyes tested because I ain't fat

This whole list is funny!

9 Bigger the better mate
10 I know, my weight is the equivalent to my IQ

Laugh out loud! I'll tell my friend to use this sometimes.

What if your weight is over 200?

This doesn't work for a fat fifth grader, say, because they would still be like high 90s, and the acerage IQ is 100

The Contenders
11 At least I can afford food unlike you

Say this to someone please!

Nice one this is great

12 I'm not fat, I'm fluffy

This is something I would say if this happened!

13 Quit calling me fat or I’m going to come over there and eat you!
14 I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat
15 Thank you for noticing

...Never pictured Britgirl saying this

I'm not fat, but I do have meat on my bones. And, er, yes, thank you for noticing. I actually love being a curvy girl ;D

16 All the better to sit on my dear
17 Why do you care about my size?
18 I know my d*** is
19 I'm not fat, I'm American

This is insulting to us Americans. I am actually really skinny.

20 I know you are, but what am I?

A stupid comeback that babies use!

21 I may be fat but at least I am not stuck with a mother like yours

If you are fat, this would be perfect when unorthodox.

22 I am pregnant
23 You're gonna have a bad time
24 I'm not fat, my abs are just anti social
25 Hey it's chubby time!
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