Top Ten Comebacks When Someone Calls You a Noob Online

The Top Ten

1 Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Just to let you know that this comeback is from a T.V. show I think.

2 But I thought I won, so I guess you're more than a noob

3 Thank you sir!

4 What a funny word! Wanna explain what a noob is?

5 I don't even know you!

6 Only 8 years olds like you say that

And I am not 8 anymore

7 What's wrong with being a noob?

Let me put it this way, do you like it when noobs are on your team and let the other team kill them a bunch?

8 LOL

9 I may be a noob but I'm still better than you.

10 Don't blame me, blame the game.

Why I lose? My team and my internet

The Contenders

11 Yeah, well at least I have the ability to shut my mouth about other people.

12 I'm not the noob, you are!

Insults at its finest. Not that I would recommend saying this to anyone but still.

This is just indicating how pissed off you are

13 You are a bigger noob

14 Oh! You called me a noob! I'm so scared!

15 Okay

Best comeback to all insults!

16 My rank says otherwise

17 I'm not a chicken, you're a turkey

I almost added "your a Turkey... Asylum! Lol

18 You mad bro?

19 Yeah, wanna bet?

20 Kind is cool bro.

21 Well being a noob is better than being a total loser, fat, crap, stupid wannabe

22 When did you join?

23 Nah, you’re a noob.

24 Didn't ask but okay

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