Top 10 Best Comebacks

The Top Ten

1 I'm Sorry You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives a Crap

Number 1 should be: Your mom gay - Doge4lifeGaming

Like it. Should probably use it. - Powerfulgirl10


2 You look like you fell out of a unicorn's butt
3 You rise and you shine!

I don't get this one?

4 Where did you got those clothes? At the Toilet store?

I laughed at this.-DarkBoi-X

Lol. You wear stuff that has something to do with toilets! HA!

Awesome Comeback.

R.r.r.roasted! - Catacorn

5 If I am ever drunk, you'll be good looking
6 Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave
7 Don't you forget about me? More like I will forget about you and Simple Minds will sue you for covering their song!
8 If I throw a stick, would you leave?


Kid: If I throw a stick, would you leave?
Me: Dude, I'm not a dog.

9 Do You Need Some Sunscreen Because You Just Got Burned

Is this even a comeback

This is what you'd say after a good comeback, not really a comeback

I don't get it -_-

10 If you hate this, I will hate you.

The Contenders

11 I Don't Know What Makes You So Stupid But It Really Works

It's funny in a way

Great comeback! - Catacorn

Ooh, that is a scalder! Perfect for my brother. Thank you, fellow TopTenner. - PositronWildhawk


12 Autotune makes you sound like a computerized voice!
13 I Bet Your Brain Feels As Good As New Seeing You Never Use It


good one

LOL You had no brain!

Lol. I love this one. - Powerfulgirl10

14 Nice wig, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair!


This kind of made me laugh, but that's a gross comeback...

Oh... I saw this another site before

Not bad...I think that I heard this in Mean Girls. - Catacorn

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15 I'm Busy Right Now Can I Ignore You Later


16 What you're doing isn't okay at all.
17 Gay? I'm straighter than the pole your mum dances on.

One idiot in my school kept calling me gay to annoy me. And then I used this comeback on him. I didn't really what this meant. I just found it on the internet and thought it would be effective. But then his dumb friend told the whole grade what I said. Thankfully, when some people asked me what I said, I lied to them and they believed me. And the guy who blabbed to everyone now denies it. Barely anyone talks about it anymore. I was only bothered by it for two days by a few people.

Great I'm the worlds comeback committiee and this is incredible

18 If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level

Lol - BestCoasters

19 That's so funny. The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur

This is a copy of what's on the first page.

This is dumb.

20 You Need Some Fries With That Because You Just Got Served
21 Need Some Lessons Because You Just Got Schooled

Need some lessons because you just lost your life o wait I forgot you don’t have one

22 I Bet Your Mother Has a Loud Bark

Not a good comeback at all.

Stupid comeback. - Powerfulgirl10

I agree.

23 I should get one of there erasers that say for BIG MISTAKES and throw it at you
24 I'll see you in heck.

Okay. See you there! - Powerfulgirl10

25 I was going to give you a nasty look... But I see you already have one

You copy this

LOL This is so mean, but funny!

That is hilarious. - Powerfulgirl10

26 What kind of drugs does it take to enjoy your existence?
27 Hey man, that elephant wants his underwear back!
28 A couch from ikea has more complexity than your brain
29 You're the coward. Who ever heard of beating you up to a pulp?
30 I Would Like to Help You Out Which Way Did You Come In

Ouch! Scathing! I love this list; it's going on my list of Best Lists Made By Anonymous Members! Brilliant! - Britgirl

31 If I Stand Close to You I Can Hear the Ocean


32 What, I can't here you over the epic sound of how awesome I am

This is just sick


I saw this on a T.V. show before... whoever posted this totally copied off from it

33 Your birth certificate is actually an apology note from the condom factory



Ohh, someone just got buh-buh-burned! - Catacorn

34 Your mom had an abnormally large vagina. That's how she gave birth to you

Cough cough
Cringe cringe
Mild puke mild puke - RoseWeasley

That is so inappropriate! This sucks. It should be off the list. It is so nasty. Why are people so immature?!

Boo! Worst comeback ever!

This one's creepy. - Powerfulgirl10

35 You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?
36 I'm busy right now. Please don't leave a message ever.
37 People always say, "Treat others the way you want to be treated." I guess you really want to be treated horribly.
38 No You

Seriously. I don't get how this is even a comeback. People consider it the best one. This just means that if someone calls u something, your saying that they're that insult they called u instead.

Like here's an example:

Person 1: your stupid!
Person 2: No u! (Meaning of comeback: your stupid!)
Everyone: OHHH!

39 Person: You're ugly! You: I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for a mirror.
40 I dont know who you think you are, but if you think you can talk to ME like that, we could go right here, right now!

How is this a comeback?


41 Waddle on over here and we'll talk
42 That insult was so funny, I nearly fell off my dinosaur laughing the first time I heard it

This should be number one

No it shouldn't.

43 Aperture science called, they said that the future does not start with you

Inside joke so most people wouldn't get it, even as a Portal fan this makes no sense to me

I don't get it.


44 Bully: nice hat nerd. You: thanks! I like yours too!

These are compliments, so whoever put this on here is an idiot.


45 There is a crap. Somewhere, out there, in the deep, cold, darkness of space, a crap resides. That crap, is waiting to be given.

How the heck is this a comeback?!

46 Could you remember to tell your mom that I left her a 100 dollar tip on the bed?

What kind of comeback is this?!

47 I like watching your show, but when the camera goes in your general direction, all I can see is you.
48 You get ten times more girls than me? Ten times zero equals zero.


49 You can walk looks like you gave up rolling
50 Your face looks like your a** was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a machine gun
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1. You look like you fell out of a unicorn's butt
2. You rise and you shine!
3. Don't you forget about me? More like I will forget about you and Simple Minds will sue you for covering their song!
1. Where did you got those clothes? At the Toilet store?
2. If I am ever drunk, you'll be good looking
3. If I throw a stick, would you leave?

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