Top 10 Best Comebacks

The Top Ten

1 I'm Sorry You Must Have Mistaken Me for Someone Who Gives a Crap

I don't use comebacks because I'm the nicest person youll ever meet - Luckys

Number 1 should be: Your mom gay - Doge4lifeGaming

Like it. Should probably use it. - Powerfulgirl10

2 Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave

I need to use this


Yes beeech

3 You look like you fell out of a unicorn's butt
4 If I am ever drunk, you'll be good looking

I should probably say that to some1

5 Where did you got those clothes? At the Toilet store?

Lol. You wear stuff that has something to do with toilets! HA!

Awesome Comeback.

I laughed at this.-DarkBoi-X

6 You rise and you shine!

I don't get this one?

7 Don't you forget about me? More like I will forget about you and Simple Minds will sue you for covering their song!
8 If I throw a stick, would you leave?

Kid: If I throw a stick, would you leave?
Me: Dude, I'm not a dog.

9 If you hate this, I will hate you.
10 Autotune makes you sound like a computerized voice!

I should use this one on my sister

The Contenders

11 Nice wig, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair!

This is the best one so far

This kind of made me laugh, but that's a gross comeback...


Oh... I saw this another site before

12 Do You Need Some Sunscreen Because You Just Got Burned

Why is there a capital on every word? Grammar first, not safety!

Is this even a comeback

This is what you'd say after a good comeback, not really a comeback

I don't get it -_-

13 What you're doing isn't okay at all.
14 I Don't Know What Makes You So Stupid But It Really Works

You are so ugly when you looked at your face in the mirror it shattered in pieces

Thanks you're welcome - chanel Marimuthu

It's funny in a way

Ooh, that is a scalder! Perfect for my brother. Thank you, fellow TopTenner. - PositronWildhawk

15 I Bet Your Brain Feels As Good As New Seeing You Never Use It


good one

LOL You had no brain!

Lol. I love this one. - Powerfulgirl10

16 Gay? I'm straighter than the pole your mum dances on.

One idiot in my school kept calling me gay to annoy me. And then I used this comeback on him. I didn't really what this meant. I just found it on the internet and thought it would be effective. But then his dumb friend told the whole grade what I said. Thankfully, when some people asked me what I said, I lied to them and they believed me. And the guy who blabbed to everyone now denies it. Barely anyone talks about it anymore. I was only bothered by it for two days by a few people.

How about George Costanza's Jerk Store comeback?

Great I'm the worlds comeback committiee and this is incredible

17 I should get one of there erasers that say for BIG MISTAKES and throw it at you
18 If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level
19 I'm Busy Right Now Can I Ignore You Later


20 That's so funny. The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur

This is a copy of what's on the first page.

This is dumb.

21 I'll see you in heck.

Okay. See you there! - Powerfulgirl10

22 I was going to give you a nasty look... But I see you already have one

This is pretty spectacular, just saying.
(I’m not good at spelling)

You copy this

LOL This is so mean, but funny!

That is hilarious. - Powerfulgirl10

23 Need Some Lessons Because You Just Got Schooled

Need some lessons because you just lost your life o wait I forgot you don’t have one

24 What kind of drugs does it take to enjoy your existence?

Okay this is amazing <--Says the kid who loved Joker

25 You Need Some Fries With That Because You Just Got Served
26 I Bet Your Mother Has a Loud Bark

Not a good comeback at all.

Stupid comeback. - Powerfulgirl10

27 If I Stand Close to You I Can Hear the Ocean

Oooh definitely a distraction may be this one helped you awe nice one. Chanel Marimuthu


28 A couch from ikea has more complexity than your brain
29 You're the coward. Who ever heard of beating you up to a pulp?
30 Your birth certificate is actually an apology note from the condom factory


31 People always say, "Treat others the way you want to be treated." I guess you really want to be treated horribly.
32 I dont know who you think you are, but if you think you can talk to ME like that, we could go right here, right now!

It sound like your trying to start a fight and testing peoples bad side.

How is this a comeback?


33 Hey man, that elephant wants his underwear back!
34 No You

No U can be used for anything


Seriously. I don't get how this is even a comeback. People consider it the best one. This just means that if someone calls u something, your saying that they're that insult they called u instead.

Like here's an example:

Person 1: your stupid!
Person 2: No u! (Meaning of comeback: your stupid!)
Everyone: OHHH!

35 Person: You're ugly! You: I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for a mirror.
36 I Would Like to Help You Out Which Way Did You Come In

Ouch! Scathing! I love this list; it's going on my list of Best Lists Made By Anonymous Members! Brilliant! - Britgirl

37 What, I can't here you over the epic sound of how awesome I am

This is just sick

I saw this on a T.V. show before... whoever posted this totally copied off from it

38 Your mom had an abnormally large vagina. That's how she gave birth to you

That is so inappropriate! This sucks. It should be off the list. It is so nasty. Why are people so immature?!

Boo! Worst comeback ever!

This one's creepy. - Powerfulgirl10

39 You get ten times more girls than me? Ten times zero equals zero.



40 You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?
41 I'm busy right now. Please don't leave a message ever.
42 Bully: Hey look over there! You: (gasp) Is it your intelligence?!
43 May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits. Wait, no, fleas are too good for any part of your body.
44 Well, you ruined the world with your existence
45 Waddle on over here and we'll talk
46 That insult was so funny, I nearly fell off my dinosaur laughing the first time I heard it

This should be number one

No it shouldn't.

47 Aperture science called, they said that the future does not start with you

Inside joke so most people wouldn't get it, even as a Portal fan this makes no sense to me

I don't get it.

48 Bully: nice hat nerd. You: thanks! I like yours too!

These are compliments, so whoever put this on here is an idiot.


49 There is a crap. Somewhere, out there, in the deep, cold, darkness of space, a crap resides. That crap, is waiting to be given.

How the heck is this a comeback?!

50 Could you remember to tell your mom that I left her a 100 dollar tip on the bed?


What kind of comeback is this?!

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