Top 10 Best Comebacks

The Top Ten

1 I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a crap

I don't use comebacks because I'm the nicest person youll ever meet - Luckys

Number 1 should be: Your mom gay - Doge4lifeGaming

Like it. Should probably use it. - Powerfulgirl10

2 Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave

I need to use this


Yes beeech

3 You look like you fell out of a unicorn's butt
4 If I am ever drunk, you'll be good looking

I should probably say that to some1

5 Where did you got those clothes? At the toilet store?

Lol. You wear stuff that has something to do with toilets! HA!

Awesome Comeback.

I laughed at this.-DarkBoi-X

6 You rise and you shine!

I don't get this one?

7 Don't you forget about me? More like I will forget about you and Simple Minds will sue you for covering their song!
8 If I throw a stick, would you leave?

Kid: If I throw a stick, would you leave?
Me: Dude, I'm not a dog.

9 If you hate this, I will hate you.
10 Autotune makes you sound like a computerized voice!

I should use this one on my sister

The Newcomers

? At Least My Head Doesn't Look Like a Deformed Lemon

The Contenders

11 Do you need some sunscreen? Because you just got burned.

Why is there a capital on every word? Grammar first, not safety!

Is this even a comeback

This is what you'd say after a good comeback, not really a comeback

I don't get it -_-

12 Nice wig, what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair!

This kind of made me laugh, but that's a gross comeback...

Oh... I saw this another site before

This one is stupid.

This is the best one so far

13 What you're doing isn't okay at all.
14 I don't know what makes you so stupid but it really works

You are so ugly when you looked at your face in the mirror it shattered in pieces

It's funny in a way

Thanks you're welcome - chanel Marimuthu

Ooh, that is a scalder! Perfect for my brother. Thank you, fellow TopTenner. - PositronWildhawk

15 I bet your brain feels as good as new seeing you never use it

LOL You had no brain!

Lol. I love this one. - Powerfulgirl10


good one

16 I should get one of there erasers that say for big mistakes and throw it at you
17 I'm busy right now, can I ignore you later?


18 Gay? I'm straighter than the pole your mum dances on.

One idiot in my school kept calling me gay to annoy me. And then I used this comeback on him. I didn't really what this meant. I just found it on the internet and thought it would be effective. But then his dumb friend told the whole grade what I said. Thankfully, when some people asked me what I said, I lied to them and they believed me. And the guy who blabbed to everyone now denies it. Barely anyone talks about it anymore. I was only bothered by it for two days by a few people.

Great I'm the worlds comeback committiee and this is incredible

How about George Costanza's Jerk Store comeback?

19 If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level
20 That's so funny. The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur

This is a copy of what's on the first page.

This is dumb.

21 I'll see you in heck.

Okay. See you there! - Powerfulgirl10

22 I was going to give you a nasty look... But I see you already have one

This is pretty spectacular, just saying.
(I’m not good at spelling)

LOL This is so mean, but funny!

That is hilarious. - Powerfulgirl10

You copy this

23 Need some lessons because you just got schooled

Need some lessons because you just lost your life o wait I forgot you don’t have one

24 I bet your mother has a loud bark

Not a good comeback at all.

Stupid comeback. - Powerfulgirl10


25 What kind of drugs does it take to enjoy your existence?

Okay this is amazing <--Says the kid who loved Joker

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